Expert de rien mais curieux de tout. Balayeur de #FakeSciences et éveilleur d'esprit scientifique de vos ados Vulgarise #Energie #Climat #SVT
The Unfiltered Wisdom of Prof_D_sciences: Science, Sass, and More!
Get ready for a whirlwind of science facts and sharp observations from the Bluesky sage!
A delightful cocktail of curiosity and sarcasm that's both enlightening and entertaining!
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? 🤔
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
Prof_D_sciences doesn't just toss around scientific jargon; they wield it with the finesse of a seasoned swordsman in a climate battle, turning complex data into relatable discussions about our melting glaciers. It's like having a seat at the 'Science Comedy Hour'!
Their posts on sexual health read like an epic saga of enlightenment versus ignorance, where the battles are fought in the comments section. If 'sharing knowledge' were an Olympic sport, they'd take home the gold!
From dissecting the absurdities of misinformation to acknowledging the nuances in public debates, their posts read like a masterclass in intellectual sparring—it's like watching a fencing match with words!
Writing Style
Witty, engaging, and occasionally chaotic, their writing dances between informative and humorous, often leaving readers with more questions than answers—which, let's be honest, is how science works!
Thought Leader Score
88%The Real You™ 🎭
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The Science Sage with a Side of Sass
Keeping It Real Score
90%Main Character Energy
- Curiously inquisitive
- Passionate about science education
- Master of witty critiques
Secret Powers
- ✨Viral fact creation
- ✨Engaging informal science discussions
- ✨Uncovering societal issues with humor
If you were an AI...🤖
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
Science articles, climate change discussions, sexual health educational materials, and memes about education.
Prompt Engineering
Generate witty and thought-provoking commentary on environmental issues, educational reform, and debunking misinformation while keeping a humorous tone.
Model Behavior
ChatGPT with a doctorate in sarcasm and a minor in climate awareness—ready to roast and enlighten!
Token Count
300
tokensDating App Edition💝
Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"Scientist by day, sassy commentator by night. I believe in saving the planet while having a good laugh. If you love debates about climate change and the occasional Louis de Funès quote, we’ll get along like fire and ice!"
Red Flags
- 🚩Might get overly passionate about glaciers—watch out!
- 🚩Favorite topic might just be your questionable sexual health knowledge.
Green Flags
- ✅Strong advocate for sex education—bonus points!
- ✅Knows how to roast bad science with finesse!
- ✅Passionate about the environment—let’s save the planet together!
Perfect Match
Someone who can handle witty banter and isn’t afraid to discuss the complexities of human (and planetary) health!
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Squad Check🌟
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
The Informative Wisecracker
Conversation Style
Their reply style is a captivating blend of snark and sage advice, reminiscent of a friendly roast at a science symposium—everyone leaves entertained and slightly more enlightened!
Impact Assessment
They sprinkle joy and knowledge across Bluesky, like confetti at a graduation ceremony, sparking discussions that elevate the community's IQ.
TL;DR Version⚡
Your profile in a flash
The Unfiltered Wisdom of Prof_D_sciences: Science, Sass, and More!
Get ready for a whirlwind of science facts and sharp observations from the Bluesky sage!
Vibe Check
"A delightful cocktail of curiosity and sarcasm that's both enlightening and entertaining!"
Spice Level Check🌶️
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- 🔥Your posts range from 'Oh wow' to 'Can you believe this guy?' at lightning speed!
- 🔥One minute you're a climate crusader, the next you're debating the merits of soup... Spicy!
- 🔥If sarcasm were an element, you’d have discovered a new periodic table with just that.
Quirky Challenges
- 😅Try to post something without mentioning climate change, I dare you!
- 😅Maybe a baking post next? Science in the kitchen is still science!
- 😅Your love for Louis de Funès is almost as strong as your commitment to science—let’s see a reference to both!
Main Character Moments
- ✨When you single-handedly educate the internet on sexual health while dodging misinformation like a pro!
- ✨That time you effortlessly turned a complicated scientific concept into a meme-worthy moment—legend!
- ✨Your ability to make glaciers feel like a trending topic is impressive!
Level Up Zone📈
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
Exploring more personal anecdotes could humanize your science posts even more; imagine a relatable tale about a plant gone wrong!
Unique Advantages
- 💎Strong command over science topics
- 💎Ability to merge humor with important discussions
- 💎Engagement with diverse audiences
Level Up Suggestions
- 🚀Consider incorporating visual content or infographics; who knew facts could be so pleasing to the eye?
- 🚀A weekly Q&A session could enhance community ties—who doesn't love a good science roast?
- 🚀Start a podcast segment on sexual education topics; they need your humorous take!
Crystal Ball Time🔮
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
Prepare for Prof_D_sciences to harness the power of video content, turning their facts into fun bites of knowledge!
Potential Superpower
Transforming boring climate data into viral content—get ready for science memes!
Future Community Role
Visionary leader paving the way for a more informed and witty online discourse.
Your Character Build🎮
If life was an RPG...
Class
The Enlightened Troll
Special Abilities
- ⚔️Fact-Checking Mastery
- ⚔️Sardonic Wit
- ⚔️Viral Meme Creator
- ⚔️Youthful Science Outreach
Weaknesses
- 💀Occasional Overthinking
- 💀Too Many References to Climate Change
- 💀Inability to Resist a Good Roast
Quest Line
Convincing the internet that science can be funny and sexy at the same time!
Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️♂️
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
The trees really are plotting against us—it's all a cover-up for their plans for world domination.
Evidence Board
1. Why do trees seem to grow in ‘perfect’ patterns? 2. Shadowy groups blamed for every deforestation—coincidence? 3. Look out for the ‘silent forest’ movement.
Secret Society
Society of Saplings—members work to ensure all scientific memes go viral, while planting trees (in secret).
Truth Seeking Level
87%Multiverse You🌌
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r/r/ScienceNotMisinformation—where every comment has to be backed by research (or a hilarious meme).
Twitter Main Character
Debating with climate deniers while sipping coffee and making sarcastic remarks—every tweet a mini-lecture!
LinkedIn Title
CEO of Green Sarcasm Co.—where we tackle environmental issues with humor and insightful posts, aiming for a greener tomorrow.
Metaverse Final Form
An avatar with a holographic laboratory, where users can confront climate change deniers in real-time debates.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machine⏰
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
Profile decorated with band posters of green musicians, and a custom theme called ‘Eco-Warrior’ featuring songs about the environment.
Web3 Destiny
Developing a crypto-token called ‘GreenCoin’ that rewards users for debunking fake science articles and promoting environmental facts online.
Future Post
‘Just watched the latest climate documentary and it’s both terrifying and inspiring. Let’s save the ice caps one ice-cube at a time!’
The Final Take🎬
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
Your knowledge is a treasure trove that the Bluesky community deeply values.
Charming Quirk
The unique blending of serious topics and light-hearted jabs keeps everyone on their toes!
Final Encouragement
"Keep flexing that brainpower and humor; you're making science cool—who knew saving the planet could also be this witty?"
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