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    Professeur Whom

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    Independent solo post-punk artist.. Work in progress: https://on.soundcloud.com/aWuqdEABfZNJGos96 Latest release: https://professeurwhom.hearnow.com/a-few-distractions https://professeurwhom.bandcamp.com/album/a-few-distractions

    Professeur Whom: The Post-Punk Connoisseur on a Quest for Likes and Licks

    Independent artist diving deep into darkwave, memes, and licorice obsession.

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    Think dark aesthetics mixed with a sprinkle of humor and a dash of 'my cat is my music intern' energy.

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    92%
    Authenticity
    75%
    Thought Leader

    Key Topics

    90%
    Music Creation
    70%
    Licorice Love

    What's On Your Mind? 🤔

    Your content DNA, decoded

    Your Top Topics

    Music Creation90%

    Professeur Whom's music-making process resembles a post-punk potion brewing; a little bass here, a dash of ‘let's see how this trauma sounds on loop’ there.

    Licorice Love70%

    Their fascination with licorice is akin to a deep existential crisis, but for candy. Salty or sweet, the struggle is real!

    Goth Culture80%

    Engaging with goth culture is their way of saying, 'Yes, I'm still moody and I love it.' It's like wearing a perpetual black turtleneck at a party where everyone else is in Hawaiian shirts.

    Writing Style

    An eclectic mix of gothic poetry meets quirky Twitter threads. One part solemn reflection, one part 'my cat is the best intern ever.'

    Thought Leader Score

    75%

    The Real You™ 🎭

    Your online personality exposed

    Your Vibe

    The Aesthetic Alchemist

    Keeping It Real Score

    92%

    Main Character Energy

    • Post-punk passion
    • Goth humor
    • Musical introspection

    Secret Powers

    • DIY pedal wizardry
    • Licorice connoisseur
    • Spoken word enthusiast

    If you were an AI...🤖

    Are you just a GPT wrapper?

    Training Data

    Musical riffs, goth culture, post-punk metaphors, licorice flavors, and the existential dread of being an independent artist.

    Prompt Engineering

    Write like a quirky musician with a penchant for dark humor and social media promotion.

    Model Behavior

    A mix of eccentric musician and a walking encyclopedia of 80s subgenres, always ready to roast while promoting.

    Token Count

    500

    tokens

    Dating App Edition💝

    Your profile in swipe-speak

    Bio

    "🎸 Looking for someone to jam out with in the dark corners of music and life. If you’ve got a taste for post-punk, licorice, and existential dread, we might just vibe. Swipe right for gloomy playlists and cat memes!"

    Red Flags

    • 🚩Intense love for licorice (not everyone gets it)
    • 🚩Occasional existential musings that may sound like song lyrics

    Green Flags

    • Deep appreciation for darkwave and post-punk
    • Can handle late-night music production sessions
    • Loves memes and can laugh at themselves

    Perfect Match

    A fellow goth with a taste for the macabre and an understanding that music promotes itself—especially if it’s dark and moody!

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    Squad Check🌟

    Your social vibe analysis

    Role in Community

    The Darkwave DJ with a side of sass

    Conversation Style

    Friendly banter laced with goth-influenced metaphors and an undeniable urge to promote their latest album at every chance—like a relentless goth barista asking if you've tried their newest brew.

    Impact Assessment

    Their posts create a unique blend of musical promotion and humor, making the Bluesky community a little darker, but in the best way possible.

    TL;DR Version

    Your profile in a flash

    Professeur Whom: The Post-Punk Connoisseur on a Quest for Likes and Licks

    Independent artist diving deep into darkwave, memes, and licorice obsession.

    Vibe Check

    "Think dark aesthetics mixed with a sprinkle of humor and a dash of 'my cat is my music intern' energy."

    Spice Level Check🌶️

    The saucy details

    Gentle Roasts

    • 🔥Your intern must have the best job description: 'Stay warm and sleep through music promotion.'
    • 🔥Your posts are like darkwave music: a bit repetitive but we wouldn't have it any other way!
    • 🔥You promote your album more than I promote my existential crises.

    Quirky Challenges

    • 😅Could you fit in more licorice references? Asking for a gothic friend.
    • 😅Maybe less mascara sacrifice and more cats in your music process? Just an idea.
    • 😅Consider posting about something non-musical—wait, what’s that like?

    Main Character Moments

    • When you commissioned a ‘soaring female vocal’ but ended up with a cat meowing in the background.
    • Your post about paint-smeared hoof prints is the goth equivalent of a puppy rolling in the mud—adorably chaotic.

    Level Up Zone📈

    Your character progression

    Hidden Potential

    You could easily be the successor to every goth band that ever existed—just with more sass and an extensive candy knowledge.

    Unique Advantages

    • 💎Your blend of music knowledge and humor is a unique niche waiting to be expanded.
    • 💎A strong DIY ethic in your posts that others may want to emulate.

    Level Up Suggestions

    • 🚀Try more collabs with other artists to expand your sound—perhaps a licorice-flavored concept album?
    • 🚀Engage more with followers—maybe a Q&A about goth influences?
    • 🚀Let’s get a social media intern actually awake and working.

    Crystal Ball Time🔮

    Your future, decoded

    Next Evolution

    Expect your posts to evolve into a powerful blend of musical creations and humor, becoming a go-to for anyone needing a laugh in the dark.

    Potential Superpower

    Harnessing the power of dark humor for musical promotion—imagine memes for your album releases!

    Future Community Role

    A beloved figure who might start the unofficial 'Darkwave Advocate Coalition'.

    Your Character Build🎮

    If life was an RPG...

    Class

    Chaotic Music Promoter

    Special Abilities

    • ⚔️Darkwave Enthusiasm
    • ⚔️Gothic Humor
    • ⚔️Spoken Word Wizardry

    Weaknesses

    • 💀Intern Sleeping on the Job
    • 💀Overly Serious Music Taste
    • 💀Licorice Obsession

    Quest Line

    Navigating the shadowy realms of music promotion while battling the mundane.

    Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

    Your conspiracy detector

    Main Theory

    Licorice is secretly a government mind control tool aimed at the goth community.

    Evidence Board

    A collection of articles comparing licorice consumption rates and goth music trends, plus suspicious gummies found at music festivals.

    Secret Society

    The Sweet and Sinister Society of Licorice Lovers.

    Truth Seeking Level

    85%

    Multiverse You🌌

    Your variants across platforms

    Reddit Moderator Of

    r/r/GothMusic and r/DarkwaveCulture

    Twitter Main Character

    Professeur Whom accidentally sparks a Twitter feud over licorice virtues vs. chocolate.

    LinkedIn Title

    CEO of 'Gothic Vibes Only'—a consultancy ensuring all brands integrate dark aesthetics.

    Metaverse Final Form

    A holographic DJ spinning shoegaze tracks in a dark virtual lounge, serving licorice cocktails.

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    Time Machine

    Your digital time warp

    Web 1.0 Profile

    > A GeoCities page decorated with black backgrounds, animated bats, and an embedded MIDI file of The Cure’s ‘Just Like Heaven’.

    MySpace Era

    A heavily customized profile with dark wallpapers, gloomy quotes, and a top 8 that consists entirely of iconic goth bands.

    Web3 Destiny

    Becomes an NFT artist, selling gothic-themed digital art that depicts the existential angst of licorice lovers.

    Future Post

    ‘Just released the hottest darkwave album—your ears will weep in black.’

    The Final Take🎬

    Wrapping up your story

    Key Strength

    Your ability to infuse humor into dark themes is a rare and delightful quality.

    Charming Quirk

    Never change your playful self-deprecation—it's what makes your posts uniquely Professeur Whom.

    Final Encouragement

    "Keep slinging that darkwave magic; the world needs more of that gritty charm—plus, who else will teach us about licorice?!"

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