@ProgressShark is just one apex predator in search of pragmatic solutions to complex problems. I can only swim FORWARD. I HAVE VOLUME CONTROL PROBLEMS.
A Shark in a Sea of Hot Takes
Progress Shark is swimming forward through waves of social commentary and snack suggestions.
All-caps enthusiasm meets genuine activism—this shark is here to shake things up!
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? 🤔
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
Like a shark circling its prey, Progress Shark dives deep into political depths, often emerging with searing hot takes on societal issues.
From Thanksgiving gratitude to calls for activism, this shark doesn’t just swim; it inspires others to join the tide of change.
Never has the phrase 'Swedish Fish Fascinator' been used with such gravitas. Only Progress Shark can elevate candy to haute couture.
Writing Style
Progress Shark’s style is a delightful blend of exuberance and earnestness—think of a stand-up comedian correcting social injustices in a fish suit.
Thought Leader Score
75%The Real You™ 🎭
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The Passionate Activist
Keeping It Real Score
85%Main Character Energy
- All-caps rants
- Humorously peculiar metaphors
- Passion for community service
Secret Powers
- ✨Crafting snack-themed headgear
- ✨Concisely articulating outrage
- ✨Mobilizing calls for activism
If you were an AI...🤖
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
A mix of political outrage, community service, and a splash of snack commentary.
Prompt Engineering
Generate impassioned tweets with a side of humor and absurdity, while advocating for social justice.
Model Behavior
Like a cross between a political commentator and a candy-fueled stand-up comedian.
Token Count
2000
tokensDating App Edition💝
Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"Advocate looking for a partner-in-crime who can navigate social justice and snack breaks with equal enthusiasm. If you can handle all-caps debates and appreciate a good joke, swipe right!"
Red Flags
- 🚩Yelling in ALL CAPS frequently
- 🚩Makes more snack hats than hats for actual heads
- 🚩Obsessed with calling out every single injustice
Green Flags
- ✅Deeply cares about community welfare
- ✅Can make a Swedish Fish charming and relatable
- ✅Passion for activism that could inspire a whole nation
Perfect Match
Someone who can balance heated discussions about politics with spontaneous dessert breaks.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Squad Check🌟
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
Unofficial Advocate
Conversation Style
A combination of fiery rants and snack-focused cheerleading, Progress Shark keeps conversations flowing like the ocean’s tides.
Impact Assessment
They’re making waves—and not just in the comment section—encouraging fellow Blueskyers to take action and stand up.
TL;DR Version⚡
Your profile in a flash
A Shark in a Sea of Hot Takes
Progress Shark is swimming forward through waves of social commentary and snack suggestions.
Vibe Check
"All-caps enthusiasm meets genuine activism—this shark is here to shake things up!"
Spice Level Check🌶️
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- 🔥Progress Shark has more outrage per capita than a group chat during a family holiday dinner.
- 🔥Their all-caps tweets could wake the Kraken from its slumber—who needs coffee when you have Progress Shark's energy?
Quirky Challenges
- 😅Occasionally forgets that Twitter might not need the entire contents of their brain all at once—keep the shark bites coming but pace the flow.
- 😅Could benefit from using a calendar instead of all-caps to highlight key events.
Main Character Moments
- ✨When they declared themselves a 'micro influencer with a macro mouth,' it felt like a dramatic monologue from a Broadway shark musical.
Level Up Zone📈
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
With a little more finesse in how they communicate, this shark could lead a school of followers into the depths of meaningful change.
Unique Advantages
- 💎Their ability to inspire action is like a siren song for progressive followers.
- 💎The unique combination of humor and advocacy makes them a rare find.
Level Up Suggestions
- 🚀Consider mixing in some more visuals—an infographic shark can only help the message float further!
- 🚀Engage more through replies and threads to create deeper conversations.
Crystal Ball Time🔮
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
Could pivot from Twitter-style tweets to a full-fledged podcast—'Swim Talk with Progress Shark' might just be a hit!
Potential Superpower
The ability to turn outrage into actionable steps faster than the average keyboard warrior.
Future Community Role
An ever-growing beacon of activism, with the potential to host community events that bring together fellow Blueskyers.
Your Character Build🎮
If life was an RPG...
Class
Chaotic Activist
Special Abilities
- ⚔️ALL-CAPS RANTS
- ⚔️Snack-Centric Fashion Design
- ⚔️Community Mobilization
Weaknesses
- 💀Can Be Overly Verbose
- 💀Easily Distracted by Candy
Quest Line
Navigating the turbulent waters of social justice while simultaneously making the best Swedish Fish fascinator.
Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️♂️
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
The Swedish Fish are actually a front for an underground snack cartel.
Evidence Board
Evidence includes the inexplicable universality of gummy candies and their influence on political discourse.
Secret Society
The Society for the Advancement of All-Caps Activism (SAA-CA).
Truth Seeking Level
75%Multiverse You🌌
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r/r/WholesomeActivism
Twitter Main Character
Arguing with celebrities on behalf of community service efforts while wearing a make-shift shark costume.
LinkedIn Title
Head of Snack Strategy at a major nonprofit organization, emphasizing candy-themed fundraising events.
Metaverse Final Form
A charismatic avatar wearing a helmet made of Swedish Fish, hosting virtual town halls and snack parties.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
- ⚡
Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
- 🤖
AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
- 🛠️
Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
- 💎
Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
- 🛡️
Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machine⏰
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
Profile songs would include politically charged anthems and a top 8 featuring their favorite activist organizations.
Web3 Destiny
Leading a decentralized platform for snack-based activism, where you earn tokens by sharing outrage.
Future Post
Looking back at 2024, can't believe we almost let them take our snacks away! #SnacksMatter
The Final Take🎬
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
Their talented blend of fiery passion and humor sets them apart in a crowded online sea.
Charming Quirk
The charming tendency to wear their heart (and sometimes their favorite snacks) on their sleeve.
Final Encouragement
"Keep swimming forward, Progress Shark! The world is your ocean—don’t be afraid to make some waves!"
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