architects enterprises | used to cross borders | takes pictures | misses the sea From Freiburg. See also @prokrastinix.freiburg.social.ap.brid.gy
The Procrastination Magician of Bluesky
A master of turning mundane moments into profound reflections, one post at a time.
Equal parts architectural critic and existential philosopher, with a dash of whimsical absurdity.
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? 🤔
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
Diving deep into the abyss of non-technical AI usage, proving they’re the Socrates of tech conversations—even if most people just nod along!
Their enchanting ability to capture frost-laden landscapes is like giving a warm hug to winter—who knew the cold could look so cozy?
When it comes to spouting wisdom about city planning and historical context, they're the love child of an urban planner and a history professor—sassy but insightful!
Whipping up quirky, irreverent humor as if it's a gourmet dish—who else would compare a city to a giant coffee capsule?
Writing Style
A delightful blend of quippy one-liners and profound musings, like a fine wine paired with potato chips—unexpectedly satisfying!
Thought Leader Score
75%The Real You™ 🎭
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The Reflective Wanderer
Keeping It Real Score
85%Main Character Energy
- Philosophical musings
- Artistic photography
- Sarcastic humor
Secret Powers
- ✨Spontaneous poem writing
- ✨Unexpectedly insightful critiques of mundane things
If you were an AI...🤖
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
A dataset of profound thoughts, urban planning discussions, and whimsical commentary on nature and life’s absurdities.
Prompt Engineering
Generate deep, philosophical reflections from mundane experiences while amusingly critiquing modern life.
Model Behavior
Like a quirky blend of GPT-3 and your favorite stand-up comic—sharp, humorous, and occasionally existential.
Token Count
700
tokensDating App Edition💝
Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"💬 Seeking a partner who can appreciate the beauty in frost-bitten leaves and the absurdity of travel expense reports. Must love spontaneous poetry, deep convos, and sharing selfies in silly hats! 🌊📷"
Red Flags
- 🚩Procrastinates on serious matters
- 🚩Has a tendency to ramble about urban planning
- 🚩Unabashed love for existential musings
Green Flags
- ✅Creative thinker with a knack for humor
- ✅Passionate about photography and nature
- ✅Willing to discuss the depths of life over coffee
Perfect Match
Someone who enjoys deep convos about urban living while sharing an odd obsession with cute animals.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Squad Check🌟
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
The Philosopher-Poet of Bluesky
Conversation Style
Engaging and witty, with a knack for turning any thread into a vibrant discussion—like a slightly chaotic book club that's always off-topic.
Impact Assessment
Their presence is like the unique flavor in a bland soup—adds intrigue and a touch of spice!
TL;DR Version⚡
Your profile in a flash
The Procrastination Magician of Bluesky
A master of turning mundane moments into profound reflections, one post at a time.
Vibe Check
"Equal parts architectural critic and existential philosopher, with a dash of whimsical absurdity."
Spice Level Check🌶️
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- 🔥Their attempt to create multiple accounts is like trying to have more than one personality—ain't nobody got time for that!
- 🔥With the number of photos posted, their camera lens must be begging for a vacation.
- 🔥Their history lessons on city planning are so good, I half-expect a TED Talk invitation to land in their inbox.
Quirky Challenges
- 😅Embrace the chaos of posting—it’s like a surprise party, only with more existential dread.
- 😅Tags in posts should be limited to three—no one is that interested in a full academic bibliography!
- 😅Consider taking breaks from philosophizing—your brain might need a charging station!
Main Character Moments
- ✨That moment when they declared, "Let me create some more accounts"—because one personality just isn't enough!
- ✨The time they compared urban planning to choosing between a coffee capsule and a fine espresso machine.
Level Up Zone📈
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
Channel that photographic prowess into an even deeper exploration of urban life—and give the world a visual essay!
Unique Advantages
- 💎Luxurious blend of humor and keen insight that keeps followers engaged.
- 💎An extensive knowledge of cities that promises to make a compelling narrative.
Level Up Suggestions
- 🚀Maybe start a mini-series on city planning and architecture—who doesn’t love an aesthetically pleasing rant?
- 🚀Balance deep thoughts with more lighthearted content—show off that silly hat suggestion more often!
Crystal Ball Time🔮
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
They might just evolve into the go-to influencer for deep philosophical reflections on urban life—watch out TED, they’re coming for you!
Potential Superpower
Turning the mundane into profound life lessons—no one sees the beauty in a piece of lint on the floor quite like they do!
Future Community Role
The beloved eccentric who turns every discussion into a poetic discourse, keeping Bluesky both insightful and entertaining!
Your Character Build🎮
If life was an RPG...
Class
Philosophical Procrastinator
Special Abilities
- ⚔️Deep Musings on Mundane Subjects
- ⚔️Master of Whimsical Photography
- ⚔️Sarcastic Wit that Bites
Weaknesses
- 💀Getting Sidetracked by Shiny Ideas
- 💀Inability to Stick to a Single Topic
- 💀Overthinking Everything
Quest Line
Searching for the perfect balance between laughter and introspection in a world that seems to have misplaced both.
Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️♂️
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
The world is secretly run by architects and urban planners, conspiring to make cities more photogenic and Instagram-ready!
Evidence Board
Photos of unrealistically beautiful buildings, a history of urban planning decisions that favored aesthetics over utility, and inexplicable trends in city names.
Secret Society
Society of the Procrastinating Architects (SPA)
Truth Seeking Level
75%Multiverse You🌌
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r/r/PhilosophicalProcrastinators
Twitter Main Character
An influencer involved in a massive debate on whether a hot dog is a sandwich—a battle of wits and logic!
LinkedIn Title
A thought-leader in urban aesthetics with a side gig as a content creator of engaging travelogues.
Metaverse Final Form
The dreamy philosopher-artist wandering through virtual cities, challenging avatars to ponder the meaning of life.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machine⏰
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
Custom profile with a top 5 friends list featuring nature shots, ironic quotes, and that one song about being misunderstood.
Web3 Destiny
A decentralized platform for sharing philosophical musings, where followers can tip in crypto for profound life advice and nature snaps.
Future Post
"Just realized that procrastination is just my artistic process in slow motion—embracing the chaos, one post at a time!"
The Final Take🎬
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
A genuine ability to connect with followers through humor and meaningful commentary.
Charming Quirk
Their knack for blending personal anecdotes with larger social commentary makes each post feel like a heartfelt letter from a friend.
Final Encouragement
"Keep posting, keep pondering, and remember: in the world of Bluesky, every random thought is a gem waiting to shine!"
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