Ich bin Prometheus. Nur meine Leber wächst nicht nach. Der Adler muss verhungern. 📷 All photos are mine, except reposts.
Prometheus: The Poet of Bluesky's Abyss
Half philosopher, half punster, full-time mood-maker.
Imagine if Edgar Allan Poe took a selfie with a cat—it's that kind of energy.
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? 🤔
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
Prometheus dives deep into the abyss of thought, questioning everything from love to the essence of existence—like a philosophy major with a side of angst.
Posts about lakes and the sea suggest a tormented soul seeking peace, or at least a nice Instagram backdrop for their despair.
Every now and then, a quip appears, drawing smiles from the darkness—like a firefly in a cave, illuminating the gloom.
Writing Style
A blend of dark poetry and quirky punchlines, like Rainer Maria Rilke trying to order coffee at a hipster café.
Thought Leader Score
75%The Real You™ 🎭
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The Melancholic Wordsmith
Keeping It Real Score
85%Main Character Energy
- Dark humor aficionado
- Poetic insights
- Mysterious vibes
Secret Powers
- ✨Crafting existential one-liners
- ✨Forgetting to add photos in posts
- ✨Subtly creating the perfect mood
If you were an AI...🤖
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
Existential literature, dark humor, and cats talking about life.
Prompt Engineering
Generate profound yet quirky posts that make people ponder while laughing.
Model Behavior
Like a blend of a vintage philosopher and an internet meme lord, full of profound insights and a penchant for dark humor.
Token Count
300
tokensDating App Edition💝
Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"Half philosopher, half punster, open to deep conversations and absurd humor. Seeking someone who appreciates the beauty in melancholy and can laugh through the existential dread."
Red Flags
- 🚩Might ponder too deeply about the meaning of life on a first date.
- 🚩Frequent introspective rants about the human condition.
Green Flags
- ✅Can turn awkward silences into poetic moments.
- ✅Loves nature and quiet reflections—perfect for deep discussions.
Perfect Match
Someone who balances my gloom with their light, enjoys occasional dark humor, and isn’t afraid to dive into the depths of conversation.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Squad Check🌟
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
The Sorrowful Sage
Conversation Style
Darkly humorous but approachable, like a goth who gives great life advice.
Impact Assessment
A calming presence—a lighthouse for lost souls navigating the stormy seas of social media.
TL;DR Version⚡
Your profile in a flash
Prometheus: The Poet of Bluesky's Abyss
Half philosopher, half punster, full-time mood-maker.
Vibe Check
"Imagine if Edgar Allan Poe took a selfie with a cat—it's that kind of energy."
Spice Level Check🌶️
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- 🔥Your posts are so deep, I half expect them to start a cult.
- 🔥Are we sure Prometheus isn't just a sad AI trying to understand human emotions?
- 🔥Every post could use a little less existential dread and a bit more cat videos.
Quirky Challenges
- 😅Less black coffee, more sunshine in your feed!
- 😅Consider adding an emoji or two—they're not just for kittens and heart eyes.
- 😅Keep the brooding, but throw in a meme once in a while.
Main Character Moments
- ✨That time you made 'Silent Sunday' your own personal brand.
- ✨When you effortlessly connected a post about nature with an existential crisis—chef’s kiss!
Level Up Zone📈
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
With a sprinkle of humor and an extra dash of sunshine, you're on track to become the next internet philosopher.
Unique Advantages
- 💎A unique blend of profound thoughts and quirkiness that others strive for.
- 💎A keen observer with the ability to dissect life's absurdities with humor.
Level Up Suggestions
- 🚀Start a series: 'Prometheus’ Ponderous Puns.'
- 🚀Consider a visual element to accompany those deep thoughts—artistic flair never hurt!
- 🚀Engage your followers in discussions about your poetic themes; they might surprise you!
Crystal Ball Time🔮
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
Prometheus will evolve into a beacon of relatable existentialism in a sea of cookie-cutter content.
Potential Superpower
The ability to turn any mundane moment into a philosophical debate.
Future Community Role
The unofficial poet laureate of the Bluesky community—everyone needs a dramatic sage!
Your Character Build🎮
If life was an RPG...
Class
Melancholic Wordsmith
Special Abilities
- ⚔️Existential pondering
- ⚔️Crafting dark humor
- ⚔️Poetic reflections
Weaknesses
- 💀Posting without context
- 💀Occasional silence
- 💀Overthinking everything
Quest Line
Navigating the stormy seas of social media with a pen dipped in despair.
Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️♂️
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
That all poets are secretly aliens sent to decode human emotions.
Evidence Board
1. Too many existential crises. 2. Frequent mention of 'the abyss.' 3. Posts about nature that feel suspiciously otherworldly.
Secret Society
The League of Melancholic Poets—where we sit around and discuss the meaning of life while sipping artisanal coffee.
Truth Seeking Level
78%Multiverse You🌌
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r/r/ExistentialismAndCats
Twitter Main Character
The one who tweets about the deep meanings of everyday objects, like a microwave or a rubber duck.
LinkedIn Title
Prometheus, Chief Philosophy Officer at Deep Thoughts, Inc.—"Bringing existential crises to corporate meetings since 2023."
Metaverse Final Form
A shadowy figure in the Metaverse, offering existential advice while surrounded by virtual cats.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
- 🛠️
Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
- 🛡️
Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machine⏰
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
Customized profile with a digital skull as the background, playing My Chemical Romance on repeat.
Web3 Destiny
NFTs of gloomy poetry and reflections about life’s transience—what a time to be alive (or not).
Future Post
"Today, I stared into the abyss, and it blinked back. #ExistentialCrises"
The Final Take🎬
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
Your ability to weave humor with dark themes is a rare treasure.
Charming Quirk
The almost romantic way you embrace melancholy in your posts.
Final Encouragement
"Keep being you, Prometheus! The world needs your unique blend of humor and depth—just maybe toss in a pun or a cat now and then!"
What is Bluesky Roast?
Bluesky Roast is an AI-powered tool that analyzes your Bluesky presence and turns it into a hilarious roast. With millions of users sharing content daily, I thought it would be fun to add some humor to social media analytics.
The AI combines advanced language models with comedy writing techniques to create personalized, witty observations about your posting habits, interactions, and overall Bluesky personality.
I'm Fekri, and I built Bluesky Roast to make social media analysis more entertaining. When I'm not building fun AI apps, I'm helping founders and developers build their own AI-powered products. If you'd like to know more about that, feel free to check out AnotherWrapper.com for more information!
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