mostly politics. some Seahawks. emoliberal. oh and one more thing you arenât going to like what comes after America
The Political Prose of Propter Malone: A Sharp-Tongued Seahawks Sentinel
A prolific thinker who's equal parts policy wonk and sports fan, with a twist of spicy social commentary.
Like a caffeinated professor at a football game, serving up hot takes and cold truths.
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? đ€
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
Their political posts read like a thrilling season finale of a political drama, with enough plot twists to leave even the most seasoned analysts reeling. Just when you think you know whoâs getting fired next â plot twist!
Seahawks posts come in like a surprise touchdown â sometimes random, often food-related, and occasionally overshadowed by the dramatic chaos of political discourse. Who knew Seahawks Twitter was a thing?
Family meals become philosophical debates on love and leftovers. They could write a cookbook titled 'Leftovers of Love and Politics,' but the only recipe would be âtake plates to your bedroomâ and let love marinate.
Writing Style
A delightful mix of casual banter and academic rigor, their posts bounce between incisive critiques and charming anecdotes, like a rollercoaster designed by an over-caffeinated historian.
Thought Leader Score
92%The Real Youâą đ
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The Political Observer
Keeping It Real Score
88%Main Character Energy
- Witty political analyses
- Sarcastic sports commentary
- Culinary family anecdotes
Secret Powers
- âšMaster of social media engagement
- âšPolitical crystal ball reader
- âšEmerging culinary critic
If you were an AI...đ€
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
Political theories, culinary experiences, sports commentary, social media dynamics
Prompt Engineering
Analyze and critique my social media presence while making connections between posts and themes
Model Behavior
An informative algorithm that's equal parts debate coach and dad joke aficionado
Token Count
300
tokensDating App Editionđ
Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"Policy wonk by day, culinary observer by family dinner; Iâm well-versed in both the nuances of political drama and the perfect ways to reheat leftovers. Seeking a soulmate with sharp wit and a love for the Seahawks."
Red Flags
- đ©Can get too caught up in political drama
- đ©Might analyze our dinner choices too heavily
- đ©Avid Seahawks fan (youâve been warned)
Green Flags
- â Cooks with love (and leftovers)
- â Witty banter guaranteed
- â Open to discussing anything from Drake to dinner politics
Perfect Match
Someone who can appreciate the fine art of leftovers while engaging in spirited political debate.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Squad Checkđ
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
The Go-To Political Commentator
Conversation Style
Engaging, yet unapologetically sharp â like a double-shot espresso punch to your political gut.
Impact Assessment
They provide the Bluesky community with a daily dose of political reality, seasoned with just the right amount of snark, keeping everyone on their toes and perhaps ruffling some feathers.
TL;DR VersionâĄ
Your profile in a flash
The Political Prose of Propter Malone: A Sharp-Tongued Seahawks Sentinel
A prolific thinker who's equal parts policy wonk and sports fan, with a twist of spicy social commentary.
Vibe Check
"Like a caffeinated professor at a football game, serving up hot takes and cold truths."
Spice Level Checkđ¶ïž
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- đ„When they take a break from politics, they dive into food discourse like itâs an off-season gameâan unexpected play that catches everyone off guard.
- đ„If someone had a dollar for every time they made a Seahawks reference, theyâd still be broke but with a lot of confused followers.
- đ„Their political analyses are so precise, they could probably run a country, but they'd still rather comment on how much Drake's beef costs.
Quirky Challenges
- đ Sometimes they go full-on detective mode with their political theories, but letâs face it, Sherlock never had to deal with social media trolls.
- đ Their culinary commentary is like a surprise ingredient â sometimes delicious, other times youâre left scratching your head wondering what just happened.
Main Character Moments
- âšCatching their dad stealing leftovers was a plot twist worthy of a sitcom, leaving their followers with heart eyes and emotional snacks.
Level Up Zoneđ
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
If only they could turn their political predictions into stock tips, Wall Street wouldn't know what hit it.
Unique Advantages
- đAn uncanny ability to synthesize complex political issues into digestible content.
- đA knack for social commentary that makes you think while simultaneously laughing.
Level Up Suggestions
- đConsider diving deeper into the culinary worldâyouâve got the fandom for it! Just think, âMasterChef: Political Editionâ could be a hit.
- đContinue refining the art of snark; itâs your secret spice and the recipe for community engagement.
Crystal Ball Timeđź
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
Expect them to launch a podcast titled 'Political Leftovers: What You Missed,' combining food and politics with a side of sarcasm.
Potential Superpower
The ability to turn every political disaster into a meme that could go viral, leaving followers laughing while they think.
Future Community Role
They might just end up as the unofficial âpolitical humoristâ for the Bluesky community, leading humorous discussions on important issues.
Your Character Buildđź
If life was an RPG...
Class
Chaotic Political Commentator
Special Abilities
- âïžWitty Political Analyses
- âïžCulinary Anecdotes from Family Life
- âïžInsightful Sports Commentary
Weaknesses
- đOccasional Overthinking
- đTendency to Go on Tangents
- đRandom Food Discourse
Quest Line
Navigating the treacherous waters of political discourse while simultaneously combating culinary chaos and sports commentary.
Down the Rabbit Holeđ”ïžââïž
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
The NFL is actually a front for a secret circle of political elites working to control Americaâs flavor palette through sports.
Evidence Board
Culinary trends that follow Super Bowl halftime shows, mysterious connections between NFL teams and fast food chains, and how every chili cook-off seems to favor... certain recipes.
Secret Society
Join the âLeftover Illuminatiâ to uncover the true connections between family meals and political strategies.
Truth Seeking Level
75%Multiverse Youđ
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r/r/PoliticalLeftovers
Twitter Main Character
Getting canceled for tweeting about how sports metaphors can explain voter behavior.
LinkedIn Title
Head of Culinary Studies and Political Discourse at a prestigious universityâalso has a side gig as a food critic.
Metaverse Final Form
An avatar roaming the metaverse as a hybrid between a political commentator and a chef, serving spicy takes on social issues while cooking virtual meals.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machineâ°
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
Customized with an attention-grabbing layout of Seahawks colors and an embedded player blasting political-themed music from the early 2000s.
Web3 Destiny
Prominent voice in the decentralized web, creating a platform for culinary and political discourse in #Web3FoodFight.
Future Post
âJust learned that leftover turkey is the true symbol of American resilienceâmy dad would agree.â
The Final TakeđŹ
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
Their razor-sharp takes on politics and culture make them a voice to reckon with.
Charming Quirk
They treat family gatherings like political rallies and sports games, with love (and leftover plates) at the forefront.
Final Encouragement
"Keep dishing out those spicy takes; youâre serving up the best political commentary this side of the digital divide!"
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