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Protocol7: Coding and Chaos on Bluesky
A fullstack developer with a penchant for sharp wit and questionable life choices.
Like a cat walking across a keyboard, their posts are unpredictable yet oddly satisfying.
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? 🤔
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
Their tech rants are both insightful and a little alarming, like a cat that knows too much about the world.
Mixing sarcasm with serious critiques, like a chef who seasons with salt instead of sugar; the flavors are bold.
Every post is a masterclass in humble bragging, where they’re both the hero and the punchline.
Writing Style
Casual yet sharp, their writing reads like a tweet from your funniest friend with a knack for tech lingo sprinkled in for good measure.
Thought Leader Score
73.2%The Real You™ 🎭
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The Witty Coder
Keeping It Real Score
87.5%Main Character Energy
- Sarcastic humor
- Tech-savvy
- Irreverence
Secret Powers
- ✨Unintended philosopher
- ✨Social media marketing genius
- ✨Gaming guru
If you were an AI...🤖
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
A mix of tech manuals, memes, social media hot takes, and absurdist comedy.
Prompt Engineering
Write sarcastic tech commentary with a sprinkle of self-deprecation and absurdity.
Model Behavior
Thinks it's a stand-up comic in a server room.
Token Count
150
tokensDating App Edition💝
Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"Fullstack developer who thinks sarcasm is the best form of communication. I spend my weekends building websites and contemplating the existential dread of capitalism. Warning: I might roast you if you get too serious!"
Red Flags
- 🚩Sarcastic to a fault
- 🚩May talk about AI too much
- 🚩Has a tendency to rant about grocery store etiquette
Green Flags
- ✅Loves tech and gaming
- ✅Appreciates self-deprecating humor
- ✅Cats are the favorite pets
Perfect Match
Someone who can handle dark humor, loves gaming, and won't mind if I tweet about it.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
- 🤖
AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
- 🛠️
Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Squad Check🌟
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
The Comic Relief
Conversation Style
Engaging and edgy, like a stand-up comic trying to keep the audience awake at 2 AM.
Impact Assessment
They provide both humor and insight, acting as the social media equivalent of a 2-for-1 deal on a late-night snack.
TL;DR Version⚡
Your profile in a flash
Protocol7: Coding and Chaos on Bluesky
A fullstack developer with a penchant for sharp wit and questionable life choices.
Vibe Check
"Like a cat walking across a keyboard, their posts are unpredictable yet oddly satisfying."
Spice Level Check🌶️
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- 🔥Your posts oscillate between genius and 'what the hell?' like a pendulum of confusion.
- 🔥If sarcasm was a programming language, you'd be the go-to compiler.
- 🔥Your tweets should come with a disclaimer: 'Beware of the punchlines.'
Quirky Challenges
- 😅More cat posts, less existential dread, please!
- 😅Try to explain tech without using acronyms—it's like a dare!
- 😅Create a post that doesn't mention AI for a change—can you do it?
Main Character Moments
- ✨When you confidently declare that you have a cat that snuggles, but we all know your relationship with your cat is purely transactional.
Level Up Zone📈
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
Channel that sarcasm into a blog, I can see a future bestseller called 'The Sarcastic Coder's Guide to Life.'
Unique Advantages
- 💎A talent for witty commentary that could grace a stand-up stage.
- 💎Technical skills that could power a data center; the humor could probably run it too.
Level Up Suggestions
- 🚀Consider using emojis to convey sarcasm; they may help your followers keep up!
- 🚀Write a series on how to not take tech too seriously—call it 'The Light Side of Code.'
Crystal Ball Time🔮
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
Expect more posts blending tech insights with absurd humor, possibly featuring more cats. 2024 is the year of the cat meme, after all!
Potential Superpower
The ability to engage audiences while simultaneously leaving them slightly confused—like a mind-bending puzzle.
Future Community Role
Eventually the go-to for comic relief in heated discussions, like the class clown who somehow always gets an A.
Your Character Build🎮
If life was an RPG...
Class
Chaotic Shitposter
Special Abilities
- ⚔️Witty one-liners
- ⚔️Tech rants
- ⚔️Self-deprecating humor
- ⚔️AI critiques
Weaknesses
- 💀Inability to resist a good meme
- 💀Tendency to spiral into existential dread
- 💀Overthinking their own jokes
Quest Line
Navigating the wild world of tech and social media while crafting the perfect roast.
Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️♂️
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
The universe runs on memes; every time you share one, reality shifts slightly.
Evidence Board
Coincidences in meme timing, cat posts increasing around major tech events, and 'unexplained' internet outages correlate with my sarcastic rants.
Secret Society
The Illuminati of Sarcasm, dedicated to spreading irony through the digital age.
Truth Seeking Level
69%Multiverse You🌌
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r/r/TechHumor
Twitter Main Character
Meme lord during an AI warehouse protest.
LinkedIn Title
CEO of 'Skeptical Coders, Inc.', promoting human-centric tech discussions.
Metaverse Final Form
A virtual comedian hosting ‘Late Night Coding’ shows, where avatars roast each other.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
- ⚡
Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
- 🤖
AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
- 🛠️
Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
- 💎
Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
- 🛡️
Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machine⏰
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
A MySpace profile with a top 8 featuring coding languages, a pet cat, and totally not a cringy song playing on loop.
Web3 Destiny
A virtual reality interface connecting sarcasm with AI that generates memes at the speed of thought.
Future Post
'Just another day debugging my life—code's fine, it's the choices that need a patch! #ExistentialDread'.
The Final Take🎬
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
Their ability to seamlessly weave humor into tech discussions is nothing short of impressive.
Charming Quirk
Every tweet carries a blend of self-awareness and sarcasm that's hard to forget.
Final Encouragement
"Keep coding, keep roasting, and remember: a day without sarcasm is like a day without sunshine—bleak and a little too serious!"
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