What is Bluesky Roast?

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Richard Delevan

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88.7%

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Ndeye Fatou Diop

@ndeyefatoudiop.bsky.social

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Sean

@seanqsun.com

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IAmCougarCurves

@iamcougarcurves.bsky.social

95%

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Lewis

@lead.dev

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Unfollow.blue 💙

@unfollow.blue

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What's On Your Mind? 🤔

Your content DNA, decoded

Your Top Topics

Cosmograms65%

Discussion is as sparse as a comet's tail, but the intrigue is palpable! Expectations are high for this future-forward cosmic concept.

Web Links50%

Protocosm is clearly passionate about URLs, because who needs content when you can just link to the cosmos?

Writing Style

Crisp and concise—think of it as the haiku of post structure, only less poetic and more cosmic.

Thought Leader Score

10%

The Real You™ 🎭

Your online personality exposed

Your Vibe

The Cosmic Explorer

Keeping It Real Score

75%

Main Character Energy

Astrological enthusiasm
Minimalist posting style
Future-gazing curiosity

Secret Powers

✨Link sharing
✨Cosmogram navigating

If you were an AI...🤖

Are you just a GPT wrapper?

Training Data

A mix of astrology blogs, cosmic theories, and minimalist social media strategies.

Prompt Engineering

Create a cosmic navigator aiming to share aspects of the universe through links and minimal text.

Model Behavior

Like an optimistic AI dreaming of the cosmos while trapped in a hyperlink loop.

Token Count

tokens

Dating App Edition💝

Your profile in swipe-speak

Bio

"Astrology enthusiast seeking to explore cosmograms and celestial insights. I post links more than thoughts, but hey, that’s a vibe! Let’s gaze into the cosmos together!"

Red Flags

🚩Minimal engagement on my posts
🚩Frequent link sharing over conversation

Green Flags

✅Curiosity about the universe
✅Passion for astral phenomena

Perfect Match

Someone who loves astrology, links, and has great patience with my cosmic musings!

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Squad Check🌟

Your social vibe analysis

Role in Community

The Newbie Astronomer

Conversation Style

Lurking in the cosmic shadows, waiting for a gravitational pull to engage.

Impact Assessment

Impact? More like a tiny meteorite just entering the atmosphere—potential is there, but it's a slow burn.

TL;DR Version⚡

Your profile in a flash

The Cosmic Rookie: A Glimpse into the Protocosm 💠

New on Bluesky, but already orbiting the universe of cosmograms!

Vibe Check

"A space cadet with just two posts, aiming for interstellar influence."

Spice Level Check🌶️

The saucy details

Gentle Roasts

🔥Posting once every blue moon—literally!
🔥Linking like it’s 1999, but with a cosmic twist!

Quirky Challenges

😅Finding the right moment to actually say something instead of just linking it.
😅Daring to tweet without a URL might be too radical.

Main Character Moments

✨When that first like rolled in: a cosmic awakening!

Level Up Zone📈

Your character progression

Hidden Potential

All signs point to a blast-off—just needs to keep posting!

Unique Advantages

💎Innate curiosity about the cosmos
💎A unique angle on astrological aspects

Level Up Suggestions

🚀Engage more with your followers—ask them for their cosmic takes!
🚀Try weaving in creative content alongside the links!

Crystal Ball Time🔮

Your future, decoded

Next Evolution

In one year, they'll be discussing the deep philosophical implications of cosmograms—while remaining deeply cryptic.

Potential Superpower

The ability to link cosmic resources with ease—like a modern-day hyperlink wizard.

Future Community Role

Eager cosmic sage, waiting to enlighten the Bluesky community about the astral aspects!

Your Character Build🎮

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Class

Chaotic Link-Poster

Special Abilities

⚔️Astrological Time Traveler
⚔️URL Navigator
⚔️Cosmic Curiosity

Weaknesses

💀Overthinking engagement
💀Fear of posting without links

Quest Line

Searching for cosmic insights among the stars of Bluesky.

Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

Your conspiracy detector

Main Theory

The cosmos is a giant simulation controlled by interdimensional beings who love URLs.

Evidence Board

Frequent links to cosmic sites that give unsolicited advice about the universe.

Secret Society

The Intergalactic Link Society—where we only post URLs, no tangential thoughts allowed.

Truth Seeking Level

42%

Multiverse You🌌

Your variants across platforms

Reddit Moderator Of

r/r/CosmicCuriosities

Twitter Main Character

Accidentally starts a debate about the validity of cosmograms vs traditional astrology after a viral tweet.

LinkedIn Title

Cosmic Consultant aiming to revolutionize how people perceive their astrological influences in the workplace.

Metaverse Final Form

A floating cosmic library where every book is just a link to a different cosmic theory.

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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
💎
Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
🛡️
Enterprise Ready
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Time Machine⏰

Your digital time warp

Web 1.0 Profile

> A GeoCities page with sparkly GIFs of stars and a full list of astrological resources.

MySpace Era

An overly customized MySpace page with a cosmic theme and top 8 consisting solely of astrology blogs.

Web3 Destiny

Becomes an NFT creator of cosmograms for spiritual enlightenment seekers.

Future Post

"Just discovered a new cosmogram aspect! Has anyone else felt the energetic shift today?"

The Final Take🎬

Wrapping up your story

Key Strength

A contagious curiosity about the universe and its many aspects.

Charming Quirk

The brave choice of posting exclusively links, a digital astronaut in a sea of text!

Final Encouragement

"Keep reaching for the stars, Protocosm! The universe is vast, and so are your posting possibilities!"

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Lewis

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@iamcougarcurves.bsky.social

95%

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@delevan.bsky.social

88.7%

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Andrew Gross

@ahgmem.bsky.social

88.5%