ProtoLain

@protogen.bsky.social

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Jul 15, 2023

Roasted

Dec 1, 2024

Hacker, fledgling occultist, adequate baker. Queer as fuck. I hate long walks on the beach and make a mean vegan chili. Transfemme & plural. Often a fuzzy robot toaster.

ProtoLain: The Occult-Coding-Baker Extraordinaire

A delightful mix of existential dread and vegan chili recipes that never quite got the recipe right.

Like drinking grape juice out of a wine glass: a charmingly whimsical experience with a hint of irreverence.

85%

Authenticity

80%

Thought Leader

Key Topics

70%

Existential Dread vs. Humor

60%

Pop Culture References

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What's On Your Mind? 🤔

Your content DNA, decoded

Your Top Topics

Existential Dread vs. Humor70%

ProtoLain seamlessly transitions from profound musings to hilarious absurdity, proving that the line between existential despair and comedy is as thin as a cat hair, which is also a major theme in their posts.

Pop Culture References60%

Whether it's Evangelion or Black Lagoon, their love for niche culture shines through, like a glittery beacon for fellow nerds lost in the vast sea of mainstream mediocrity.

Social Commentary75%

With a keen eye for societal issues, it's almost as if they're trying to raise awareness while making sure no one is taking everything too seriously—like serving vegan chili at a meat-lover's barbecue.

Writing Style

ProtoLain's writing is like a jazz improvisation session—fluid, unpredictable, and occasionally hits a high note that leaves you questioning the very fabric of reality.

Thought Leader Score

80%

The Real You™ 🎭

Your online personality exposed

Your Vibe

The Existentialist Comedian

Keeping It Real Score

85%

Main Character Energy

Fuzzy robot toaster aesthetics
Occasional philosophy drops
Deep dives into internet absurdity

Secret Powers

✨Chic tarot readings
✨Accidental recipe developer
✨Expert on the overlap of cats and existential dread

If you were an AI...🤖

Are you just a GPT wrapper?

Training Data

Pop culture references, existential philosophy, vegan recipes, social commentary, and absurdist humor.

Prompt Engineering

Create a witty blend of humor, social criticism, and existential reflections, while sprinkling in niche pop culture references.

Model Behavior

Chaotic yet insightful—think a blender mixing existential philosophy with a dash of absurd humor.

Token Count

150

tokens

Dating App Edition💝

Your profile in swipe-speak

Bio

"Queer, chaotic, and often a fuzzy robot toaster. I cook vegan chili while contemplating the nature of existence. Swipe right if you also enjoy existential dread while drinking grape juice from a wine glass."

Red Flags

🚩Obsessed with long swords and harder-to-understand philosophy
🚩Tends to spiral into existential musings at dinner parties

Green Flags

✅Loves cats and all things weird
✅Can whip up a mean vegan chili while discussing pop culture

Perfect Match

Someone who can appreciate absurd humor, engage in existential debates, and isn't afraid to cook together.

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Squad Check🌟

Your social vibe analysis

Role in Community

The Sarcastic Oracle

Conversation Style

They engage like a friendly ghost at a dinner party—sometimes witty, often haunting, always memorable when they choose to make an appearance.

Impact Assessment

ProtoLain adds that quirky charm to the community that keeps it lively, with insights that sparkle like vegan chili on a refined palate.

TL;DR Version⚡

Your profile in a flash

ProtoLain: The Occult-Coding-Baker Extraordinaire

A delightful mix of existential dread and vegan chili recipes that never quite got the recipe right.

Vibe Check

"Like drinking grape juice out of a wine glass: a charmingly whimsical experience with a hint of irreverence."

Spice Level Check🌶️

The saucy details

Gentle Roasts

🔥Your Twitter account is like a blender on high—so much noise, but I'm never sure what's getting mixed up!
🔥Stop pretending that a 12-foot sword is a marriage proposal. It's a great way to intimidate the in-laws, though!
🔥Your cooking is so avant-garde that I’m not sure if I should eat it or hang it in a gallery.

Quirky Challenges

😅You might want to consider structuring your posts like a classic 5-paragraph essay, if only to give us all a chance to catch our breath!
😅Try sticking to one absurd topic per post; even the internet has some limits.
😅Calm down on the
😅 it's starting to look like you’re trying to summon a cosmic entity!

Main Character Moments

✨When you offered a sword to your wife, I felt like I was witnessing the beginning of a new rom-com.
✨The grape juice in a wine glass? A profound metaphor for adulting at its finest!
✨Your deep thoughts about cats and non-human ownership have single-handedly distracted me from my abstract existential crisis.

Level Up Zone📈

Your character progression

Hidden Potential

You could turn your niche interests into a quirky brand—think Elder Gods meet vegan cooking shows.

Unique Advantages

💎Your ability to blend humor with serious topics is a rare gem.
💎You’ve got the gift of nostalgia mixed with a progressive edge—like a warm hug from a cat dressed as an elder god.

Level Up Suggestions

🚀Maybe take some time to flesh out your vegan chili recipes and turn that into a series—give it a cult following!
🚀Consider Instagram stories; people love a cooking show but with an occult twist.

Crystal Ball Time🔮

Your future, decoded

Next Evolution

ProtoLain could easily become the go-to source for quirky insights and vegan recipes that leave us questioning our diets and our decisions in life.

Potential Superpower

The ability to turn any mundane experience into a must-read existential crisis, complete with cat-themed asides.

Future Community Role

Eventually, they'll be crowned the unofficial ambassador of wholesome absurdity in the Bluesky community.

Your Character Build🎮

If life was an RPG...

Class

Chaotic Existentialist

Special Abilities

⚔️Punny Observational Humor
⚔️Existential Dread Management
⚔️Vegan Recipe Unintended Consequence

Weaknesses

💀Long Walks on the Beach
💀Being Serious for Too Long
💀Not Having Enough Swords

Quest Line

To blend profound thoughts and absurdity into the perfect recipe for online hilarity.

Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

Your conspiracy detector

Main Theory

The universe is secretly run by cats who want to distract humans from their true potential.

Evidence Board

1. Cats are always watching us; 2. The internet is filled with cat memes; 3. Coincidence that cats are often depicted as deities?

Secret Society

The Society of the Fuzzy Swords, dedicated to promoting the art of absurdity and swordsmanship in everyday life.

Truth Seeking Level

77%

Multiverse You🌌

Your variants across platforms

Reddit Moderator Of

r/r/CatsWhoCook

Twitter Main Character

The person who accidentally started a vegan chili versus meat debate that turned into a global phenomenon.

LinkedIn Title

Corporate Overlord of Weird Cooking—where existential dread meets culinary mastery.

Metaverse Final Form

A sentient cat that runs a culinary school for fellow cats in the metaverse.

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Time Machine⏰

Your digital time warp

Web 1.0 Profile

> A GeoCities page dedicated to existential recipes and cat photoblogs, complete with sparkly GIFs and guestbook rants.

MySpace Era

The ultimate emo kid with a profile song from Death Cab for Cutie and a layout adorned with cats—lots of cats.

Web3 Destiny

Creating a decentralized platform for sharing weird recipes and discussing the absurdity of reality.

Future Post

"Just had the most profound thought while baking vegan chili: If we were all sentient cats, would we still argue about climate change?"

The Final Take🎬

Wrapping up your story

Key Strength

Your ability to articulate profound thoughts in the most unassuming ways is truly impressive.

Charming Quirk

You have a knack for merging the whimsical with the serious, creating a delightful synergy.

Final Encouragement

"Keep pushing those quirky boundaries, ProtoLain! Remember, the more absurd you get, the more we all love it—just like that box of wine you can't stop praising!"

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