William Pat. Pending

@protognostic.bsky.social

Followers

146

Posts

Following

214

Packs

Joined

Nov 18, 2024

Roasted

Dec 2, 2024

Observer, syllable wrangler, pompous ass, flâneur, mutant.

William Pat. Pending: The Syllable Sorcerer of Bluesky

A master of the tweet and a flâneur of social discourse, wielding hot takes like a pro.

Think flâneur meets political activist; a lovely mess of philosophizing and witty one-liners.

85%

Authenticity

82%

Thought Leader

Key Topics

95%

Political Commentary

75%

Social Media Critique

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What's On Your Mind? 🤔

Your content DNA, decoded

Your Top Topics

Political Commentary95%

William’s political insights are like a spicy burrito—easy to devour but guaranteed to give you indigestion later. He’s all about equality, social justice, and letting you know how wrong a centrist is—preferably in 280 characters or less!

Social Media Critique75%

With the finesse of a tightrope walker, he navigates the social media landscape, calling out disinformation like a modern-day Paul Revere. If only he were as good at getting likes as he is at getting righteous!

Public Libraries90%

He elevates public libraries to prophetic status, as if they hold the key to humanity’s survival. You can almost see him hugging books while shouting 'knowledge is power!' at the top of his lungs.

Writing Style

William’s writing style is like a jazz solo—improvised, unpredictable, and occasionally jarring but undeniably captivating. He throws in little anecdotes like they’re confetti, resulting in a bouquet of musings that make you think, laugh, and maybe even cry.

Thought Leader Score

82%

The Real You™ 🎭

Your online personality exposed

Your Vibe

The Pompous Observer

Keeping It Real Score

85%

Main Character Energy

Syrupy sentiments with a dash of wit
A penchant for political hot takes
Unabashed love for public libraries

Secret Powers

✨Concisely summarizing complex issues
✨Transforming political rants into viral threads
✨Making a mean cup of coffee while scrolling social media

If you were an AI...🤖

Are you just a GPT wrapper?

Training Data

A curated collection of political commentary, literary quotes, and musings on societal structures.

Prompt Engineering

Generate witty and insightful commentary on social media and current events, laced with humor.

Model Behavior

A mix of a snarky political commentator and a philosophical flâneur, with a tendency to drop deep quotes when least expected.

Token Count

1200

tokens

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Bio

"Philosophical flâneur and self-proclaimed pompous ass seeking companions who appreciate witty banter, good books, and deep political discussions. If you can name your top three public libraries, we’re already married in my head."

Red Flags

🚩Overly critical of centrists
🚩Uses Twitter to air grievances
🚩Cites political theories in casual conversation

Green Flags

✅Passionate about social justice
✅Loves a good book recommendation
✅Can convince you to join a library card cult

Perfect Match

Someone who loves the smell of old books as much as the thrill of political debate.

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Squad Check🌟

Your social vibe analysis

Role in Community

The Advocate for Rational Discourse

Conversation Style

A mix of professor with a touch of the town crier—driving home points with dramatic flair and snappy comebacks, often wondering aloud if anyone is listening at all.

Impact Assessment

William is like a lighthouse in a foggy sea of tweets, guiding lost souls toward sanity with the reassuring glow of rational thought and the occasional snarky remark.

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William Pat. Pending: The Syllable Sorcerer of Bluesky

A master of the tweet and a flâneur of social discourse, wielding hot takes like a pro.

Vibe Check

"Think flâneur meets political activist; a lovely mess of philosophizing and witty one-liners."

Spice Level Check🌶️

The saucy details

Gentle Roasts

🔥For someone who's so observant, you sure do miss some social cues when you post 'Hello' without any context!
🔥Your love for public libraries is impressive, but I'm starting to wonder if there's a library card for all that excess political angst.
🔥Tweeting without substance seems to be your cardio—you're getting those engagement metrics up without breaking a sweat!

Quirky Challenges

😅Your tweets could use a few less ellipses and a few more coherent thoughts—less 'ums' and 'uhs,' more 'Aha!'
😅Finding the balance between political rants and library love is like trying to choose a favorite child. It might be time for some therapy... or a better editing team!

Main Character Moments

✨When you rant about politics, it’s like watching a Shakespearean tragedy unfold in real-time—heart-wrenching, yet somehow entertaining!
✨Your joyous proclamations about public libraries are borderline cult-like—if you keep this up, you might just start a book-summoning dance!

Level Up Zone📈

Your character progression

Hidden Potential

If you harnessed that passion for public libraries into a campaign for increased funding, you'd be unstoppable. Call it 'Operation Dewey Decimal'!

Unique Advantages

💎A unique ability to blend humor with serious political critiques
💎A knack for making any subject feel like a philosophical debate over coffee

Level Up Suggestions

🚀Consider a semi-regular thread about your library escapades; the people need to know!
🚀Take a break from politics occasionally—your heart might thank you for it in the long run.

Crystal Ball Time🔮

Your future, decoded

Next Evolution

William will become the go-to source for witty political commentary, possibly landing a gig as a social media strategist for a campaign.

Potential Superpower

His power to distill complicated political issues into easy-to-digest posts will attract followers like moths to a flame.

Future Community Role

Sooner or later, he'll be running community discussions, and we can only hope they come with coffee and pastries!

Your Character Build🎮

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Class

Pompous Observer

Special Abilities

⚔️Syllable Sorcery
⚔️Political Ranting
⚔️Library Advocacy

Weaknesses

💀Overuse of Ellipses
💀Righteous Indignation
💀Typographical Overload

Quest Line

To navigate the treacherous waters of social media while being an advocate for knowledge, empathy, and general decency.

Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

Your conspiracy detector

Main Theory

Public libraries are actually highly caffeinated think tanks run by cats.

Evidence Board

1. Cat memes dominate the Internet 2. Over 90% of library visitors are secretly plotting their next book club meeting. 3. Have you ever seen a cat in a library? No? Exactly.

Secret Society

Society of the Syllable Wranglers

Truth Seeking Level

65%

Multiverse You🌌

Your variants across platforms

Reddit Moderator Of

r/r/PhilosophyNerdsUnite

Twitter Main Character

The person who gets into heated debates about the impact of public libraries on democracy during political storms.

LinkedIn Title

Director of Knowledge Optimization at a non-profit promoting libraries as community hubs.

Metaverse Final Form

A towering librarian figure guiding avatars through the aisles of infinite knowledge.

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Time Machine⏰

Your digital time warp

Web 1.0 Profile

> A GeoCities page decorated with animated gifs of books and a guestbook full of profound quotes.

MySpace Era

Customizable profile featuring a top 8 dedicated to public libraries, with a theme song of 'Knowledge is Power'.

Web3 Destiny

A digital library of NFTs symbolizing significant political moments, complete with a metaverse book club.

Future Post

"In a world where books still exist, let’s remember the importance of libraries in protecting our democracy! #SavePublicLibraries"

The Final Take🎬

Wrapping up your story

Key Strength

Your ability to blend comedy with commentary is your secret sauce, making even the heaviest topics somewhat palatable.

Charming Quirk

You have this endearing penchant for starting tweets with 'Hello', as if you're greeting the entire Internet every time—a true digital hug!

Final Encouragement

"Keep flexing those syllable-wrangling muscles! Remember, social media is like a library—just without the late fees!"

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