Colleen tackles the madness of the political landscape as if she's planting a garden—choosing weeds to uproot and composting the rest, all while tossing in a hefty dose of sarcasm. She's the botanical critic in a world of overgrown chaos.

Her posts reflect the delicate balance of being a mom while navigating the world’s insanity. Colleen’s parenting vibes are reminiscent of a lioness protecting her cubs, with a side-eye for those who dare challenge her territory.

When it comes to social issues, she takes a no-nonsense approach, as if handing out life jackets to those flailing in a sea of political ignorance—while muttering, "You should’ve learned to swim!"