Especialista em procrastinação. Tenho uma miríade de hobbies. alguns platônicos, poucos não. Siga-me por sua própria conta e risco
Wilson Maruyama: The Procrastinating Meme Maestro of Bluesky
A master of procrastination with an uncanny ability to meme his way through life's absurdities.
A delightful blend of chaos, sarcasm, and unexpected wisdom.
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? 🤔
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
Wilson loves memes like cats love laser pointers—he can't resist them, even if they lead to hours of procrastination.
From Uranus jokes to deep space images, Wilson's fascination with the universe shines brighter than a supernova, even if he forgets to clean his room.
His posts about pop culture, politics, and society are like the adult in a room full of children, trying to make sense of the chaos; it’s hilarious and deeply insightful.
Writing Style
Wilson's writing style is like a rollercoaster: unpredictable, occasionally dizzying, but always a wild ride. His tweets range from cryptic to explosive, leaving followers on the edge of their seat, wondering what will come next.
Thought Leader Score
65%The Real You™ 🎭
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The Quirky Intellectual
Keeping It Real Score
85%Main Character Energy
- Procrastination Specialist
- Meme Enthusiast
- Cultural Commentator
Secret Powers
- ✨Sharp wit in concise tweets
- ✨Ability to reference obscure memes
- ✨Unexpected knowledge about astrophysics and archaeology
If you were an AI...🤖
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
A mixture of memes, astrophysics, cultural commentary, and procrastination anecdotes.
Prompt Engineering
If I could meme about procrastination while observing the universe, how would I explain that?
Model Behavior
Chaotic yet insightful, often taking unexpected turns.
Token Count
788
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Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"Procrastination specialist looking for someone who appreciates memes and deep conversations about the universe. Must love cats and be open to late-night debates about pseudoarchaeology."
Red Flags
- 🚩Obsessed with memes to an unhealthy degree
- 🚩Has a penchant for late-night procrastination
- 🚩Might get lost in deep space thoughts
Green Flags
- ✅Can make you laugh on even the worst day
- ✅Enjoys intellectual discussions
- ✅Knows the difference between Uranus jokes and astrophysics
Perfect Match
Someone who can keep up with my chaotic energy and loves to delve into existential memes!
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Squad Check🌟
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
The Resident Memeologist
Conversation Style
Charming yet chaotic, Wilson mixes serious insights with witty observations, making everyone rethink their life choices while laughing.
Impact Assessment
Wilson is the kind of person who makes the Bluesky community brighter. Like the meme-loving fairy godparent we never knew we needed.
TL;DR Version⚡
Your profile in a flash
Wilson Maruyama: The Procrastinating Meme Maestro of Bluesky
A master of procrastination with an uncanny ability to meme his way through life's absurdities.
Vibe Check
"A delightful blend of chaos, sarcasm, and unexpected wisdom."
Spice Level Check🌶️
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- 🔥The only thing he procrastinates harder than his hobbies is the actual act of tweeting.
- 🔥His more popular posts seem to be as random as his sleep schedule—total chaos, yet somehow it works!
- 🔥Every time he puts up a tweet, a procrastination fairy gets its wings.
Quirky Challenges
- 😅Struggles to keep a consistent posting schedule, often tweeting at the most inconvenient times, like 3 AM.
- 😅Gives unsolicited reviews of random things, which both enriches and baffles followers.
Main Character Moments
- ✨When he tweeted about the irony of reading terms of service while knowing deep down he wouldn’t... a true hero.
- ✨His deep dive into pseudoarchaeology debates made him the unlikely scholar we didn’t know we needed.
Level Up Zone📈
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
Wilson could easily take over the meme game—one viral post at a time, if only he could focus for more than five minutes!
Unique Advantages
- 💎Keen sense of humor that resonates well with a niche audience
- 💎A natural ability to connect pop culture references with insightful commentary
Level Up Suggestions
- 🚀Channel that procrastination energy into a regular meme series or thread—'Procrastination Chronicles' anyone?
- 🚀Start planning out tweets instead of winging it every time, because the universe is waiting for more Wilson wisdom.
Crystal Ball Time🔮
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
Wilson will become the go-to source for all things meme-related on Bluesky—a digital oracle, if you will.
Potential Superpower
Possibly developing an even sharper wit that could roast anyone and anything without breaking a sweat.
Future Community Role
A beloved figure who will inspire countless 'procrastination champions' and meme enthusiasts throughout Bluesky.
Your Character Build🎮
If life was an RPG...
Class
Chaotic Meme Wizard
Special Abilities
- ⚔️Infectious Procrastination
- ⚔️Astrophysical Wit
- ⚔️Cultural Commentary Mastery
Weaknesses
- 💀Consistent Posting Schedule
- 💀Overthinking Simple Thoughts
- 💀Random Outbursts of Astrophysics
Quest Line
Journey to conquer the realm of procrastination and memeology, finding joy in absurdity and laughter.
Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️♂️
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
The government is secretly funding a new meme currency to distract us from the truth about aliens.
Evidence Board
Memes appear whenever a major news story drops, and cats always seem to know more than they let on.
Secret Society
The Order of Procrastinators with a Cause (POPC)
Truth Seeking Level
87%Multiverse You🌌
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r/r/MemeAnalysis
Twitter Main Character
A fierce defender of the humble meme during a meme war on 'Not Twitter'.
LinkedIn Title
Head of Galactic Memeology at SpaceCat Communications, blending memes and science.
Metaverse Final Form
A digital oracle of memes where every joke has a one-liner insight about the universe.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
- 🛠️
Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machine⏰
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
A custom profile with space themes, a playlist of meme-inspired tracks, and a top 8 that includes cats and famous astrophysicists.
Web3 Destiny
Creating a decentralized meme currency with a focus on procrastination and universal truths.
Future Post
Revisiting my favorite memes while discussing how memes shaped our understanding of the universe in 2025.
The Final Take🎬
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
Wilson's ability to blend humor with insight makes him a unique gem in the Bluesky universe.
Charming Quirk
His knack for procrastination is both relatable and endearing, making him the 'absolute meme lord' we didn't know we needed.
Final Encouragement
"Keep those memes coming, Wilson! The world needs more procrastination and laughter in these serious times!"
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