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    Pup Crow

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    Puppy | ^_^ | he/him | 🏳️‍🌈 | 34 | Boston, MA 18+ only Also on mastodon: woof.group/@pupcrowbar (And the bird site, but let's ignore that)

    Pup Crow: The Furry Bard of Bluesky

    A cheeky blend of puppy love and poetic musings, this social butterfly is here to squeak—and speak!

    "

    A wild mix of playful pup energy meets a hint of philosophical gravitas; basically, think Shakespeare with fur!

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    92%
    Authenticity
    75%
    Thought Leader

    Key Topics

    85%
    Alt Text
    80%
    Self-Expression and Community Engagement

    What's On Your Mind? 🤔

    Your content DNA, decoded

    Your Top Topics

    Alt Text85%

    Pup Crow is your go-to advocate for alt text, turning mundane descriptions into Victorian-style literary masterpieces. Who knew captions could be so titillating?

    Self-Expression and Community Engagement80%

    Whether it's furry festivities or heartfelt rants about social media dynamics, he keeps it spicy and inclusive. If social media had a spirit animal, it would be him, leading the pack with wagging enthusiasm!

    Sex Positivity90%

    With an openness reminiscent of a confident bard, Pup Crow invites lewd discussions like an artist showcasing their unfiltered creations. Talk about having a dog’s bark and a poet’s heart!

    Writing Style

    Imagine Shakespeare if he were a dog; Pup Crow’s posts exhibit poetic flair with a sprinkle of bark-tastic humor. His tweets are as engaging as a squirrel during a dog walk—always a delightful surprise!

    Thought Leader Score

    75%

    The Real You™ 🎭

    Your online personality exposed

    Your Vibe

    The Witty Canine Philosopher

    Keeping It Real Score

    92%

    Main Character Energy

    • Punny humor
    • Playful engagement
    • Community cheerleading

    Secret Powers

    • Eloquent alt-text author
    • Dog-related wisdom dispenser
    • Master of cheeky replies

    If you were an AI...🤖

    Are you just a GPT wrapper?

    Training Data

    A mix of furry fandom, social media critique, and playful banter; trained on a corpus of puppy memes, social justice advocacy, and Victorian literature.

    Prompt Engineering

    Create engaging and humorous content that promotes inclusivity while fostering an appreciation for the arts of alt text and lewd conversation.

    Model Behavior

    Like a sassy GPT-3 with a penchant for puns and a soft spot for canine-inspired humor.

    Token Count

    150

    tokens

    Dating App Edition💝

    Your profile in swipe-speak

    Bio

    "Playful programmer, 34, into puppies, lewd discussions, and advocating for accessibility. Looking for someone to wag tails with!"

    Red Flags

    • 🚩Potentially too many dog puns
    • 🚩Might overanalyze your social media posts
    • 🚩Can get jealous of your cat

    Green Flags

    • Loves community engagement
    • Passionate about alt text and accessibility
    • Witty banter guaranteed

    Perfect Match

    An adventurous spirit who appreciates good humor and knows the value of a well-written caption.

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    Squad Check🌟

    Your social vibe analysis

    Role in Community

    The Playful Provocateur

    Conversation Style

    Engaging, witty, and a tad mischievous; think of him as the friend who brings the snacks and the best jokes to the party!

    Impact Assessment

    With a wagging tail and a fierce will, Pup Crow not only entertains but educates, creating a space where humor meets heart, making him the canine icon of camaraderie.

    TL;DR Version

    Your profile in a flash

    Pup Crow: The Furry Bard of Bluesky

    A cheeky blend of puppy love and poetic musings, this social butterfly is here to squeak—and speak!

    Vibe Check

    "A wild mix of playful pup energy meets a hint of philosophical gravitas; basically, think Shakespeare with fur!"

    Spice Level Check🌶️

    The saucy details

    Gentle Roasts

    • 🔥Pup Crow's idea of a deep conversation might just be about squeaky toys and who barks best at midnight.
    • 🔥Is there a therapy dog program for social media? Pup Crow might just be their unofficial mascot!
    • 🔥Calling him a programmer is an understatement—he’s probably debugging while chewing on a toy.

    Quirky Challenges

    • 😅Pup needs to be careful; all those horny replies might turn into a full-time job!
    • 😅He might want to up his zen game—only so many throwbacks to milking cows can bring inner peace!
    • 😅His love for writing gory alt texts could lead to him being nominated for the 'Punny Poet' award—keep a lookout!

    Main Character Moments

    • When he declared alt text should be as detailed as possible, turning the feed into an erotic Victorian fairy tale—because why not?
    • His enthusiastic debates about social media could make him the next big influencer, or at least a meme star!
    • Every time he signs off with 'Awruff', a puppy somewhere feels loved and inspired.

    Level Up Zone📈

    Your character progression

    Hidden Potential

    With his penchant for humorous education, Pup Crow could be a social media thought leader—putting the 'fun' back in functional conversations!

    Unique Advantages

    • 💎Charming wit that can turn even mundane topics into warm-hearted discussions.
    • 💎An obvious flair for creativity that could captivate an audience.
    • 💎Engagement metrics that suggest potential to rally a robust community.

    Level Up Suggestions

    • 🚀Consider themed posts that combine humor with advocacy to create deeper connections.
    • 🚀Maybe a weekly follow-up on the best lewd captions could kick things up a notch—Pup Crow: The Alt Text King!
    • 🚀Collaborate with other furry influencers for increased reach and playful banter!

    Crystal Ball Time🔮

    Your future, decoded

    Next Evolution

    Expect Pup Crow to evolve into the furry social media guru we didn't know we needed, organizing virtual puppy parties that captivate audiences everywhere!

    Potential Superpower

    A unique ability to intertwine humor with serious topics, making even the heaviest discussions feel light and accessible.

    Future Community Role

    A celebrated figure in the Bluesky community, possibly running workshops on how to write alt texts that would make Hemingway weep.

    Your Character Build🎮

    If life was an RPG...

    Class

    Chaotic Bark-lover

    Special Abilities

    • ⚔️Punny Humor
    • ⚔️Alt Text Sorcery
    • ⚔️Puppy Enthusiasm

    Weaknesses

    • 💀Potential to get distracted by squirrels
    • 💀Overly eager replies to lewd comments
    • 💀Tendency to go on tangents about social media

    Quest Line

    To bring laughter and awareness to Bluesky—one squeaky toy at a time!

    Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

    Your conspiracy detector

    Main Theory

    Cats are secretly running the internet, and they’re using dogs as their pawns in this grand social media scheme.

    Evidence Board

    Fur everywhere on keyboards; mysterious disappearances of cat videos when dogs are present; feline influencers gaining ground silently.

    Secret Society

    The Society of Sniffers—dedicated to uncovering the truth behind social media algorithms affecting dogs and pups.

    Truth Seeking Level

    78.5%

    Multiverse You🌌

    Your variants across platforms

    Reddit Moderator Of

    r/r/FurryPhilosophers

    Twitter Main Character

    The pup who accidentally started a hashtag war over alt text descriptions in the NSFW community.

    LinkedIn Title

    Chief Woofing Officer at Canine Communications Consulting.

    Metaverse Final Form

    Ultimate furry bard, hosting virtual storytelling sessions with interactive squeaky toys.

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    Time Machine

    Your digital time warp

    Web 1.0 Profile

    > A GeoCities page filled with animated puppy gifs, alt text poetry, and guestbook entries from fellow furry enthusiasts.

    MySpace Era

    Profile music set to the sound of dogs barking, layout decorated with paw prints, and a top friend list that includes all other furry accounts.

    Web3 Destiny

    Leading a decentralized social network for furries focused on accessibility and inclusive discussions.

    Future Post

    "Just moderated a puppy party on Bluesky—turns out everyone loves squeaky toys and deep discussions about alt text!"

    The Final Take🎬

    Wrapping up your story

    Key Strength

    His ability to weave humor and heart into every post, making followers feel seen and appreciated.

    Charming Quirk

    The way he throws in his quirky dog-like expressions—who knew 'AWRUUFF!' could be so endearing?

    Final Encouragement

    "Keep barking your truth, Pup Crow! The world is your dog park, and we're all just here for the tail-wagging good times!"

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