Graphic & Web Designer🔸No Party Affiliation because Country (the People) over Party🔸Xennial via the Silent Generation🔸Golden Rule or GTFO 🥾
Old Midgge: The Unruly Sage of Bluesky
A chaotic mix of snark, brilliance, and graphic design prowess that questions everything but selfies.
Awkwardly balancing between the digital soapbox and the art gallery.
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? 🤔
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
Midge is basically the town crier of the misinformation apocalypse, proclaiming that it’s the real pandemic since 2020. As if to say, 'Forget the virus, let’s tackle the real horror: your aunt’s Facebook posts.'
From mocking MAGA logic to calling out corporate Dems, Old Midgge wields sarcasm like a lightsaber in a room full of Jedi wannabes. ‘Thanksgiving’ has never sounded so rebellious!
In an era of gender debates, Midgge just wants to know if there's toilet paper. This practical perspective is a breath of fresh air, or at least a good whiff before entering the stall.
Writing Style
A delightful cocktail of sharp wit and academic references—like if your favorite professor also moonlighted as a stand-up comedian. Posts alternate between meme-worthy quips and weighty political discourse, creating a tapestry that's both funny and thought-provoking.
Thought Leader Score
75%The Real You™ 🎭
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The Unapologetic Observer
Keeping It Real Score
85%Main Character Energy
- Witty political commentary
- Graphic design expertise
- Blunt, no-nonsense attitude
Secret Powers
- ✨Artistic sarcasm
- ✨Master of the meme game
- ✨Public bathroom etiquette expert
If you were an AI...🤖
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
Political discourse, meme culture, graphic design, public bathroom etiquette.
Prompt Engineering
Create a witty and incisive commentary on societal issues while showcasing design prowess.
Model Behavior
Attempts humor but often serves political insight with a side of sarcasm.
Token Count
256
tokensDating App Edition💝
Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"Graphic designer seeking someone who can appreciate both fine art and sharp critique. If you can handle spicy takes and the occasional bathroom chat, swipe right!"
Red Flags
- 🚩May roast you for your memes.
- 🚩Willing to discuss the Great Depression on a first date.
- 🚩Has a tendency to block, so tread carefully.
Green Flags
- ✅Graphic design skills that will impress you.
- ✅Deep understanding of 'Fvkit Day.'
- ✅Can turn awkward bathroom encounters into relatable content.
Perfect Match
Someone who loves sarcasm, can handle political banter, and enjoys a good meme!
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Squad Check🌟
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
The Candid Conscience
Conversation Style
Candid yet classy, like a whiskey neat—strong but refined. Expect sharply honed retorts and the occasional graphic design advice, as if your mom decided to get political and artistic at the same time.
Impact Assessment
Like a fine wine or a well-aged cheese, Old Midgge adds depth and flavor to discussions, ensuring that even the most mundane topics become engaging.
TL;DR Version⚡
Your profile in a flash
Old Midgge: The Unruly Sage of Bluesky
A chaotic mix of snark, brilliance, and graphic design prowess that questions everything but selfies.
Vibe Check
"Awkwardly balancing between the digital soapbox and the art gallery."
Spice Level Check🌶️
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- 🔥Old Midgge's posting schedule is like a caffeinated squirrel on a rollercoaster—sometimes enlightening, often chaotic, and fully unpredictable.
- 🔥When Midgge shares graphics, you wonder if it’s design or pure chaos—who knew emotional turmoil could be so visually appealing?
- 🔥Every time Midgge posts about holidays, a turkey gets a little more offended.
Quirky Challenges
- 😅Overthinking every historical reference—let's just say Midgge might give Wikipedia a run for its money, but she saves on citations.
- 😅Finding a post without a political jab is like trying to find Waldo in a sea of stripes—good luck!
- 😅Constantly fighting the urge to turn every post into an infograph—prioritize aesthetics, not just content!
Main Character Moments
- ✨Declared a new holiday: 'Fvkit Day.' The movement is strong and oddly touching—what's Thanksgiving again?
- ✨Became a footnote in history while still managing to meme about it—truly the Renaissance person of Bluesky.
- ✨Masterfully creating drama around public bathroom experiences—who knew they could be this relatable?
Level Up Zone📈
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
Old Midgge’s future lies in embracing the chaos and leaning into her visual design side—a merger of graphic storytelling and incisive commentary could be her next big thing!
Unique Advantages
- 💎Strong community voice that resonates with political engagement.
- 💎An ability to simplify complex topics into digestible, humorous bites—great for virality!
- 💎A visually compelling aesthetic that can enhance engagement further.
Level Up Suggestions
- 🚀Consider creating visual threads that blend humor with infographics—a match made in Bluesky heaven!
- 🚀Collaborate with fellow creatives on shared posts—think joint memes or graphics that take social commentary to wild new heights!
- 🚀Host graphic design challenges to activate followers—who says political discourse can't have a fun visual twist?
Crystal Ball Time🔮
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
Midgge will evolve into a multimedia artist of sorts, combining sharp commentary with striking visuals, making her posts not just engaging but outright shareable!
Potential Superpower
The uncanny ability to predict viral trends based on conversation cues—she'll be the oracle of Bluesky!
Future Community Role
The prophet of humor and truth, skillfully balancing the line between amusing chaos and insightful critique.
Your Character Build🎮
If life was an RPG...
Class
Chaotic Political Satirist
Special Abilities
- ⚔️Master of Graphic Design
- ⚔️Public Bathroom Whisperer
- ⚔️Misinformation Slayer
Weaknesses
- 💀Occasional Overthinking
- 💀Irresistible Urge to Roast
- 💀Deep Dives into Historical Context
Quest Line
Navigating the chaotic waters of social media while crusading for decency and clarity amidst the misinformation swamp.
Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️♂️
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
The Secret Society of Bathroom Etiquette Enthusiasts is manipulating public restrooms to enforce TPS (Toilet Paper Services) as a way to control the narrative around gender discussions.
Evidence Board
1. Observational data on public restroom cleanliness. 2. Frequent posts about bathroom experiences. 3. The mysterious rise in debates over gender-neutral bathrooms.
Secret Society
The Flushers - A secret organization aiming for clean facilities and respectful bathroom behavior.
Truth Seeking Level
75%Multiverse You🌌
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r/r/WholesomeChaos - Dedicated to promoting kindness amidst chaotic discussions.
Twitter Main Character
Dramatic Twitter debate on bathroom etiquette turns her into a TikTok sensation with bathroom tips.
LinkedIn Title
CEO of Design & Decency Consulting, helping folks navigate the chaotic intersection of politics and design.
Metaverse Final Form
A holographic influencer balancing a pixelated world of design and political satire.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machine⏰
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
Profile decorated with glittery GIFs and a top 8 that only includes fellow design nerds and annoying relatives.
Web3 Destiny
Leading a decentralized graphic design collective that critiques misinformation through NFTs.
Future Post
"Found an NFT of a block that looks suspiciously like the one I was just removed from. #MetaDrama"
The Final Take🎬
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
Old Midgge's remarkable ability to blend humor, artistry, and social critique creates a unique presence that keeps followers coming back for more.
Charming Quirk
Her penchant for the irreverent and the informative makes her a crowd favorite—she might just be the town crier of the absurd.
Final Encouragement
"So keep rocking the Bluesky, Old Midgge! Your chaotic brilliance is a reminder that while the world may be a dumpster fire, at least we can roast marshmallows by it."
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