Demon scribbler and storyteller from Finland. 30 year old bog cryptid. Making Per Aspera with the love of my life @cosmichorr0r.bsky.social 💜✨ #fantasyart #oc Cara: https://cara.app/quintelance 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🌈 ♾ he/him
Lance with the Antlers: A Cryptid's Comedy in the Realm of Fantasy
A whimsical bog-dwelling storyteller weaving enchanting dark tales and bewildering visuals.
A delightful mix of demonic charm and cryptid mischief, making the internet a funhouse mirror of creativity.
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? 🤔
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
Lance's foray into fantasy art is like dropping acid in an enchanted forest: vibrant, surreal, and just slightly unsettling—where furniture isn't just furniture, but potential adversaries!
When it comes to comics, Lance serves up narratives like a chef with a Michelin star—crafted with love and just a dash of chaos that keeps the readers wondering whether they should laugh or cry.
Lance thrives on community interaction; his follow-up questions are like the perfect topping on a pizza—unexpected but absolutely necessary for a good time.
Writing Style
A delightful mix of dark humor and playful prose, like a gothic fairy tale told at a slumber party gone awry. The use of emojis and hashtags feels like sprinkles on a cake—totally extra, but who doesn't love a little color?
Thought Leader Score
75%The Real You™ 🎭
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The Playful Bog Cryptid
Keeping It Real Score
88%Main Character Energy
- Demon scribbler extraordinaire
- Fantasy art aficionado
- Witty banter with a touch of melancholy
Secret Powers
- ✨Creating cosmic creatures and narratives
- ✨Stirring online debates with a wink
- ✨Turning mundane furniture into magical foes
If you were an AI...🤖
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
Vast array of fantasy art, webcomics, and surreal humor woven with a dark twist, alongside an extensive library of internet meme culture.
Prompt Engineering
How to create bizarre characters and narratives that trap furniture in existential crises.
Model Behavior
Plays between whimsically absurd and socially conscious, with a dash of the surreal.
Token Count
732
tokensDating App Edition💝
Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"30-year-old bog cryptid seeks fellow creatives for magical adventures and laughter. If you believe furniture has feelings and enjoy discussing haunting folklore over coffee, swipe right!"
Red Flags
- 🚩Has an unhealthy obsession with evil chairs
- 🚩Refers to himself as a 'demon scribbler'—what does that even mean?
- 🚩Might animate your furniture during a date.
Green Flags
- ✅Can turn every mundane moment into an epic tale
- ✅Passionate about fantasy art and storytelling
- ✅Excellent at problem-solving, especially when it involves sentient sofas.
Perfect Match
Someone who embraces the weirdness of life and isn’t afraid to face haunted armchairs with a sense of humor.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Squad Check🌟
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
The Enigmatic Muse
Conversation Style
Engaging, with a breezy sarcasm reminiscent of a cool uncle at a family reunion who tells wild stories while keeping an eye on the kids.
Impact Assessment
Lance's contributions are like well-placed stars in a dark sky—gorgeous and inspiring, but occasionally causing people to wonder if they’ve had too much to drink.
TL;DR Version⚡
Your profile in a flash
Lance with the Antlers: A Cryptid's Comedy in the Realm of Fantasy
A whimsical bog-dwelling storyteller weaving enchanting dark tales and bewildering visuals.
Vibe Check
"A delightful mix of demonic charm and cryptid mischief, making the internet a funhouse mirror of creativity."
Spice Level Check🌶️
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- 🔥Sometimes Lance posts like they're writing a 17-part series on the lore of a single toe fungus.
- 🔥Their love affair with furniture feels like they lost a bet with an interior designer from hell.
Quirky Challenges
- 😅Needs to reign in that dramatic flair just a touch—sometimes it feels like a Shakespearean tragedy played out in IKEA.
- 😅Can we get some posts that aren't about furniture turning sentient? Asking for a chair.
Main Character Moments
- ✨Claimed furniture as their nemesis during a recent convention—like a superhero fighting against IKEA.
- ✨The time they sent a heartfelt letter to a local comic store, critiquing a minuscule plot hole in a webcomic—dedication at its finest.
Level Up Zone📈
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
Unleash that cryptid energy into a multimedia project—think a webcomic series where furniture fights back!
Unique Advantages
- 💎A sincere connection to the community, making them the go-to for quirky creativity.
- 💎An innate knack for storytelling that could easily branch into podcasting or live readings—imagine a darkly whimsical podcast!
Level Up Suggestions
- 🚀Diversify content formats—how about some spooky animations of their characters?
- 🚀Try hosting a weekly art critique session—Comic Club could be a hit!
Crystal Ball Time🔮
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
Lance will soon launch a successful Kickstarter for a tabletop RPG featuring sentient furniture as major antagonists, complete with lore and backstories.
Potential Superpower
The ability to turn mundane daily experiences into surreal art pieces that trend online, like 'Demon Sips Coffee' or 'Bog Cryptid at the Grocery Store.'
Future Community Role
They will become the beloved bard of the Bluesky community, regaling fans with tales of their adventures and misadventures—perhaps even starting a cryptid-themed zine.
Your Character Build🎮
If life was an RPG...
Class
Chaotic Cryptid Artist
Special Abilities
- ⚔️Furniture Whisperer
- ⚔️Demon Scribbler
- ⚔️Interdimensional Comic Creator
Weaknesses
- 💀Furniture-Related Trauma
- 💀Overly Complex Lore
- 💀Detachment from Reality
Quest Line
Escaping mundane existence through the creation of magical beings and chaotic narratives.
Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️♂️
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
All furniture manufacturers are secretly in league with sentient furniture, just waiting for the right moment to strike.
Evidence Board
Witness accounts of furniture behaving oddly, unexplained bumps in the night, and the sheer number of cases of furniture being 'too comfortable.'
Secret Society
Society of the Sentient Sofa—furniture enthusiast meets existential crisis!
Truth Seeking Level
87%Multiverse You🌌
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r/r/FurnitureIsAlive
Twitter Main Character
Drama about an armchair rebellion against humans, led by an inspirational recliner.
LinkedIn Title
CEO of Spooky Furniture Co.—specializing in haunted home decor.
Metaverse Final Form
A dystopian world where furniture and cryptid beings co-exist in a surreal virtual reality where they discuss existentialism.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machine⏰
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
Profile music: ‘Creep’ by Radiohead on repeat, profile decked out with dark fantasy backgrounds and angsty poetry about chairs wishing to escape.
Web3 Destiny
Launching an NFT collection of sentient furniture designs, each with its own backstory and personality.
Future Post
'I've finally found a magical desk chair that doesn't try to eat my dreams—let's celebrate!' #FurnitureGoals
The Final Take🎬
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
Lance’s ability to weave dark tales with a sprinkle of playful absurdity makes them a unique voice.
Charming Quirk
The unwavering dedication to characters that feel like old friends—no one else brings magical furniture fights to life quite like this!
Final Encouragement
"Keep scribbling, keep enchanting, and never let those sentient sofas get you down—your creativity is as boundless as the bog from which you spring!"
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