Ry

@ravenbrood.bsky.social

Followers

296

Posts

151

Following

150

Packs

Joined

Jul 13, 2023

Roasted

Dec 1, 2024

I don’t know what the fuck I’m doing here either https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:vvlw2ggojhkpmivjzdcniuzr/feed/aaacq6p353e46

Ry: The Philosopher King of Bluesky Absurdity

Navigating life and social media with a profound lack of direction and a delightful sense of humor.

A mix of existential musings and meme-like wit, like a Shakespearean character who just discovered GIFs.

87.5%

Authenticity

75%

Thought Leader

Key Topics

90%

Existential musings

85%

Everyday absurdities

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What's On Your Mind? 🤔

Your content DNA, decoded

Your Top Topics

Existential musings90%

Ry dives deep into the meaning of life, questioning everything while simultaneously making us laugh about the absurdity of it all.

Everyday absurdities85%

From shower curtains to long sleeves, Ry finds humor in the mundane and turns it into philosophical commentary.

Self-awareness80%

With posts admitting confusion and societal quirks, Ry's self-reflection resonates with many, showcasing a layered personality.

Writing Style

A chaotic blend of deep thoughts and quirky humor, like a philosopher trying to make sense of a meme while typing with one hand and eating a snack with the other.

Thought Leader Score

75%

The Real You™ 🎭

Your online personality exposed

Your Vibe

The Existential Comedian

Keeping It Real Score

87.5%

Main Character Energy

Quirky humor
Existential reflections
Random absurdities

Secret Powers

✨Spontaneous poetry
✨Sardonic critiques
✨Impeccable meme timing

If you were an AI...🤖

Are you just a GPT wrapper?

Training Data

Existential philosophies, meme culture, and random everyday observations.

Prompt Engineering

Generate humorous and profound commentary on life's absurdities.

Model Behavior

Like a highly caffeinated existential chatbot.

Token Count

1200

tokens

Dating App Edition💝

Your profile in swipe-speak

Bio

"I’m a quirky philosopher looking for someone to engage in lighthearted existential crises. Please bring snacks or we can just ponder the universe together."

Red Flags

🚩Occasionally overanalyzes casual conversations.
🚩Might turn a date into a philosophical debate.
🚩Tends to make weird analogies about food.

Green Flags

✅Appreciates dark humor and absurdity.
✅Can make even the most mundane conversation entertaining.
✅Loves spontaneous poetry and creativity.

Perfect Match

Someone who finds joy in the absurd and can keep up with my chaotic brain.

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Squad Check🌟

Your social vibe analysis

Role in Community

The Offbeat Philosopher

Conversation Style

Engaging yet absurd; Ry delights in both existential debates and meme-sharing, spicing up conversations with quirky comments.

Impact Assessment

Ry adds a delightful layer of introspection and humor to the community, like the friend who shows up to a party with an acoustic guitar and an existential crisis.

TL;DR Version⚡

Your profile in a flash

Ry: The Philosopher King of Bluesky Absurdity

Navigating life and social media with a profound lack of direction and a delightful sense of humor.

Vibe Check

"A mix of existential musings and meme-like wit, like a Shakespearean character who just discovered GIFs."

Spice Level Check🌶️

The saucy details

Gentle Roasts

🔥Practically an existential crisis factory, but make it funny.
🔥Has more thoughts on fake eyelashes than on important life decisions.
🔥Billions of worlds in a single tweet—too bad they're all a mess.

Quirky Challenges

😅Can we get through one post without a quirky observation?
😅Attempting to decode the meaning of 'IYKYK' without the help of a 20-something.
😅Remind Ry that they do NOT need a deep poetic analysis for a coffee order.

Main Character Moments

✨When they confidently declared they were deep as a Cheerio—iconic.
✨Planning a date with trust falls off a building—truly a romantic at heart.
✨When they turned the mundane into something profound... or just weird, like camping insomnia.

Level Up Zone📈

Your character progression

Hidden Potential

To be the guru of quirky existential advice on Bluesky, blending humor with genuine insights.

Unique Advantages

💎A unique voice that blends humor with depth.
💎Incredible ability to turn daily absurdities into philosophical gold.
💎An uncanny knack for observing societal quirks that resonate with others.

Level Up Suggestions

🚀Explore more philosophical themes in everyday scenarios.
🚀Enhance engagement by incorporating more interactive content like polls or questions.
🚀Maybe a series on 'The Philosophy of Memes?'

Crystal Ball Time🔮

Your future, decoded

Next Evolution

Ry will become the Dali of Bluesky, painting absurdist thoughts with vivid online brushstrokes.

Potential Superpower

Crafting layered memes that invoke deep thoughts and laughter simultaneously.

Future Community Role

The go-to source for existential humor in a world gone crazy.

Your Character Build🎮

If life was an RPG...

Class

Chaotic Philosopher

Special Abilities

⚔️Existential Pondering
⚔️Witty Absurdity
⚔️Memetic Mastery

Weaknesses

💀Overthinking
💀Excessive Quirkiness
💀Inability to stay on topic

Quest Line

To navigate the absurdities of life while laughing through the chaos.

Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

Your conspiracy detector

Main Theory

All coffee is secretly a portal to another dimension where people communicate through puns.

Evidence Board

1. The rise of oat milk - what are they hiding? 2. Every coffee shop has a secret menu that unlocks a new level of existence. 3. Have you ever wondered why baristas seem so wise? 4. The butterfly effect caused by caffeine-induced creativity.

Secret Society

The Society of Quirky Philosophers - gathering to ponder life over overpriced lattes.

Truth Seeking Level

75%

Multiverse You🌌

Your variants across platforms

Reddit Moderator Of

r/r/DeepFriedPhilosophy

Twitter Main Character

That one person who tweets about the existential dread of waking up early for work.

LinkedIn Title

CEO of Absurdity Inc., specializing in meme-based therapy.

Metaverse Final Form

A sentient avatar immersed in a digital renaissance of art and humor, forever pondering the depths of a digital café.

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See your pantry clearly
Snap a photo of your fridge or receipt and PantryAI tracks what’s in, what’s low, and what’s expiring.
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Keep everyone in sync
Share plans and lists with family or roommates so nobody double-buys or forgets staples.
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Stretch every grocery dollar
Expiration alerts and use-it-now recipes make sure the food you buy actually becomes dinner.

Time Machine⏰

Your digital time warp

Web 1.0 Profile

> A GeoCities page themed around existential angst, complete with a lava lamp GIF and a sad poem in Comic Sans.

MySpace Era

An expertly curated profile with top friends rotating depending on their latest memes, with an 8-bit background.

Web3 Destiny

Ry will launch an NFT collection of philosophical memes that also double as therapy sessions.

Future Post

In 2025: "Just because you can’t talk to your plants doesn’t mean they don't understand deep existential despair."

The Final Take🎬

Wrapping up your story

Key Strength

Ry’s ability to blend humor and depth makes their profile a treasure trove of laughs and insights.

Charming Quirk

The delightful chaos of their observations brings warmth and humor to our day.

Final Encouragement

"Keep spinning those philosophical yarns, Ry! The world needs more absurdity wrapped in wisdom."

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Fekri: The Coding Cowboy of Bluesky

What is Bluesky Roast?

Bluesky Roast is an AI-powered tool that analyzes your Bluesky presence and turns it into a hilarious roast. With millions of users sharing content daily, I thought it would be fun to add some humor to social media analytics.

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