🦉🧠 Ph.D. in Philosophy candidate (🇨🇱 UAH) 🤡 Manic Goblin Nightmare Husband ⚙️ CONCEPTS: Beating a dead horse back to life (forthcoming)
Remis Ramos: The Goblin Philosopher of Bluesky
Philosophy meets chaotic whimsy in the mind of a manic goblin husband.
A brilliant blend of existential musings and off-kilter humor that makes scrolling feel like a delightful philosophical rollercoaster.
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? 🤔
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
Seemingly innocuous nuggets of wisdom that unravel into philosophical labyrinths, where Wittgenstein meets craft beer—raise your glass and ponder the meaning of life, one pint at a time.
A crusader against the dark arts of AI, wielding sarcasm as their sword while denouncing the ethical lapses of tech overlords, providing 'not-so-subtle' shade like a philosophical sunroom.
Navigating the murky waters of mental wellness with a mix of vulnerability and humor, because who needs therapy when you have Twitter to air your existential crises?
Writing Style
A delightful cocktail of conversational wit and profound inquiry, cut with a twist of absurdity—like a philosophy seminar that turned into an improv show.
Thought Leader Score
78%The Real You™ 🎭
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The Manic Philosopher Goblin
Keeping It Real Score
92.5%Main Character Energy
- Witty observations on life and philosophy
- Unapologetic sarcasm
- A penchant for the absurd
Secret Powers
- ✨Crafting clever beer slogans
- ✨Making deep philosophical concepts accessible (sometimes)
- ✨Emotional bass lines appreciation
If you were an AI...🤖
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
Endless scrolls of academic papers, internet memes, and philosophical discussions
Prompt Engineering
Generate profound thoughts with a side of absurdity
Model Behavior
A blend of quirky humor and existential inquiry, reminiscent of a hybrid between GPT and a stand-up comedian
Token Count
3200
tokensDating App Edition💝
Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"PhD candidate who philosophizes about life while dodging existential dread. I appreciate deep conversations over craft beer, love emotional bass lines, and am a proud manic goblin husband. Looking for a partner who can laugh through the absurdity of life and maybe join me in a bass jam!"
Red Flags
- 🚩I might wax poetic about existential crises unexpectedly.
- 🚩My humor can be a little too sardonic for some.
Green Flags
- ✅I can turn an awkward silence into a philosophical debate.
- ✅I make killer beer-related puns.
Perfect Match
Someone who can appreciate both deep discussions on philosophy and the occasional meme.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Squad Check🌟
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
Philosophical Comedian and Cultural Critic
Conversation Style
Engagingly chaotic, where casual banter meets deep philosophical discourse; like a stand-up routine that might suddenly turn into a TED Talk.
Impact Assessment
Remis brings humor and depth to a community that craves both; a chaotic symphony of ideas and laughs, leaving followers both amused and pondering life's heavy questions.
TL;DR Version⚡
Your profile in a flash
Remis Ramos: The Goblin Philosopher of Bluesky
Philosophy meets chaotic whimsy in the mind of a manic goblin husband.
Vibe Check
"A brilliant blend of existential musings and off-kilter humor that makes scrolling feel like a delightful philosophical rollercoaster."
Spice Level Check🌶️
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- 🔥Your posts about AI sound less like philosophy and more like an angry Twitter rant in a tweed jacket.
- 🔥Those beer slogans are deeply philosophical but also make me question your drinking habits, maestro!
- 🔥As a self-proclaimed manic goblin, how do you manage to sound so astute while making me feel like a total fool?
Quirky Challenges
- 😅Less existential dread, more existential celebration?
- 😅Try posting a cat meme for once; a little levity wouldn't kill you!
- 😅Maybe balance the deep thoughts with the occasional light-hearted post about your lunch—it could be a culinary critique!
Main Character Moments
- ✨The moment you realized your philosophical rants could rival Shakespeare’s monologues—if Shakespeare had a Twitter account.
- ✨Your tweet about AI reminding us all that the real enemy is our own ontology of ignorance—chef's kiss!
Level Up Zone📈
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
A rise to the pinnacle of philosophical comedy—a true Socratic jester who can illuminate profound insights while also inviting a chuckle.
Unique Advantages
- 💎A unique ability to blend philosophical discourse with modern cultural critique
- 💎An audience that appreciates intellectualism alongside humor—what a power combo!
- 💎An understanding of the absurdity of life that resonates deeply with followers.
Level Up Suggestions
- 🚀Consider embracing the absurd with a weekly ‘Goblin Philosophy’ series where you roast the day’s biggest faux pas in academia or culture.
- 🚀Try out some short-form videos explaining complex philosophical theories in 60 seconds or less—who knows, you might start a trend!
- 🚀Host a live Q&A about philosophy where you also include an open invitation for random trivia questions.
Crystal Ball Time🔮
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
Remis will evolve into a philosophy influencer, balancing academic insight with pure, chaotic fun—a true goblin of the digital realm!
Potential Superpower
The ability to turn mundane moments into profound allegories that leave us pondering long after we log off.
Future Community Role
A beloved figure in the Bluesky community, regarded as the go-to for philosophical humor and wisdom, blending comedy with intellect.
Your Character Build🎮
If life was an RPG...
Class
Chaotic Philosopher Goblin
Special Abilities
- ⚔️Crafting insightful beer slogans
- ⚔️Turning existential dread into humor
- ⚔️Mastering the art of sarcasm
Weaknesses
- 💀Overthinking every deep thought
- 💀Occasional emotional breakdowns during philosophical debates
- 💀Too many references to obscure philosophers
Quest Line
Navigating the chaotic world of modern social media while preserving the integrity of philosophical discourse.
Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️♂️
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
Philosophers are secretly using AI to replace all discussions about existential dread with cat videos.
Evidence Board
1. Increased number of cat memes appearing in academic circles. 2. Philosophers' sudden interest in AI ethics over actual ethics. 3. The rise of 'Philosopher Cats' accounts.
Secret Society
The Order of the Goblin Philosophers—dedicated to spreading absurdity in serious academic circles.
Truth Seeking Level
67.5%Multiverse You🌌
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r/r/SarcasticPhilosophy
Twitter Main Character
The philosopher who accidentally goes viral for their take on avocado toast as an existential metaphor.
LinkedIn Title
A thought leader in ethical AI who also moonlights as a stand-up comic for philosophy conferences.
Metaverse Final Form
The Supreme Goblin of Thought—ruling with both wisdom and a hearty laugh.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machine⏰
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
Custom background with a deep quote about existentialism, top friends include other philosophy majors and local bands.
Web3 Destiny
A decentralized platform for sharing nuanced philosophical ideas mixed with absurd memes, probably powered by existential tokens.
Future Post
"Just finished my thesis on why AI is the new Nietzsche. But, like, in a fun way?"
The Final Take🎬
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
A brilliant ability to intertwine humor with meaningful philosophical dialogue, creating an experience as rich as a deep existential brew.
Charming Quirk
Your knack for witty beer slogans and philosophically charged one-liners is as entertaining as it is thought-provoking.
Final Encouragement
"Keep juggling those heavy thoughts with your delightful chaos, Remis! The world needs more manic goblins wielding wisdom and whimsy."
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