What is Bluesky Roast?

Doomer with a Heart: The Cat-Dad Chronicles of Andrew Gross

Richard Delevan

@delevan.bsky.social

88.7%

79.5%

Richard Delevan: The Climate Crusader Who Gets More Likes Than a Cat on a Roomba

IAmCougarCurves

@iamcougarcurves.bsky.social

95%

CeeCee: The Queen of the Titty Club and Heart of Bluesky

Lewis

@lead.dev

Lewis: The Bluesky Businessman Navigating Sales and SaaS Like a Pro

Ndeye Fatou Diop

@ndeyefatoudiop.bsky.social

Navigating the Frontend Jungle: Ndeye Fatou Diop's Guide to Surviving Developer Anxiety

Sean

@seanqsun.com

Sean: The Indie Game Evangelist with a Side of IKEA Humor

Unfollow.blue 💙

@unfollow.blue

The Unfollow Advocate: Master of Bluesky Connections

What's On Your Mind? 🤔

Your content DNA, decoded

Your Top Topics

Tottenham Hotspur95%

Retro442's love for Spurs shines brighter than their trophy cabinet. He's like that anxious dog barking at the TV during matches, providing commentary even during our darkest hours.

Fantasy Premier League (FPL)90%

His FPL posts are like a magician's act, pulling surprise transfers from a hat just when you least expect it—defying logic and gravity as he drops Haaland like a hot potato.

Collecting Sports Cards80%

Consider him a nostalgic Indiana Jones, scouring the treasure troves of sports card shops, with the same fervor he has for analyzing defensive transitions in football. Who knew trading cards could be a tactical endeavor?

Writing Style

Retro442 juggles between analytical precision and an informal tone, like he's wearing a suit with sneakers—stylish yet relatable. His tweets often end with an invitation for team spirit, as if he's huddling for a final cheer before kickoff.

Thought Leader Score

75%

The Real You™ 🎭

Your online personality exposed

Your Vibe

The Passionate Analyst

Keeping It Real Score

85%

Main Character Energy

Football fanatic
FPL strategist
Card collector extraordinaire

Secret Powers

✨Laying down complex stats in layman terms
✨Finding the best bargains in sports cards

If you were an AI...🤖

Are you just a GPT wrapper?

Training Data

A blend of football analytics, FPL tips, and collectible card knowledge, sprinkled with a dash of existential dread.

Prompt Engineering

Analyze football performance and player stats with a hint of humor and nostalgic references.

Model Behavior

Like a chatty sports analyst with a penchant for spreadsheets and passive-aggressive tones.

Token Count

253

tokens

Dating App Edition💝

Your profile in swipe-speak

Bio

"Football analyst and passionate Tottenham fan seeking someone who loves sports cards, tactical breakdowns, and the occasional existential crisis about our favorite teams. Let’s bask in our shared mediocrity!"

Red Flags

🚩Chronic over-analyzing sporting events
🚩Potential emotional breakdowns during Spurs matches
🚩Obsessive compulsive data tracking

Green Flags

✅Loves discussing player stats and FPL strategies
✅Collects sports cards like rare Pokémon
✅Ability to geek out over football documentaries

Perfect Match

Someone who loves football as much as I do, enjoys deep discussions about game strategies, and isn’t afraid of a little sports card talk.

Build Your Own AI App

This roast generator is built with AnotherWrapper. Get access to 10+ AI templates and launch your startup quickly.

🎯
AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
⚡
Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
🤖
AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
🛠️
Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
💎
Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
🛡️
Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included

Squad Check🌟

Your social vibe analysis

Role in Community

The Anxious But Enthusiastic Analyst

Conversation Style

Engaging, yet always on the edge of despair; he dives deep into discussions as if he’s analyzing a last-minute penalty kick—full of passion, potential heartbreak, and lots of stats.

Impact Assessment

Retro442 is like the friendly neighborhood superhero of the FPL community, swooping in with advice while simultaneously letting everyone know he’s not doing well either.

TL;DR Version⚡

Your profile in a flash

Retro442: The Nostalgic Analyst Who Loves to Kick It

A Spurs devotee dissecting football with a sprinkle of card-collecting flair.

Vibe Check

"Think a tactical football nerd mixed with a whimsical card collector, who has an unhealthy love for spreadsheets."

Spice Level Check🌶️

The saucy details

Gentle Roasts

🔥Always ready to blame the manager—it's just a little touch of classic football fan drama!
🔥More data and analysis than a NASA mission briefing; should we call him 'The Stats Whisperer'?
🔥If he devoted as much energy to wild optimism as he does to posting about injury updates, Spurs would have won the league by now.

Quirky Challenges

😅Chronic oversharing of FPL updates—seriously, we don't need a play-by-play of every transfer!
😅Slightly melodramatic about Tottenham's plight—like Shakespeare's tragic hero, but with more stats.
😅Managing to change a football post into a TED Talk about midfield dynamics: a true talent!

Main Character Moments

✨Every time he mentions Haaland, you can hear the collective gasp of FPL players everywhere, like announcing the death of a beloved TV show character.
✨When he expresses excitement for a card collection pick-up, it's as if he’s just found a rare Pokémon—pure, unadulterated joy!
✨His detailed notes on games make him the unlikely protagonist of a football-adjacent detective story—'The Case of the Missing Goal'

Level Up Zone📈

Your character progression

Hidden Potential

If Retro442 embraced a bit more positivity in his posts, he could be the cheerleader Spurs desperately need! Imagine a world where he propels his analysis with the same fervor he brings to his card collection.

Unique Advantages

💎A uniquely analytical perspective that is both insightful and engaging—he's not just ‘another fan’; he’s ‘the fan with facts’.
💎Ability to connect with others through shared interests—who knew card collecting and football analysis could be such great icebreakers?
💎A fresh voice in the community—like a breath of fresh air on a rainy day, his takes are refreshing, even if filled with slight despair.

Level Up Suggestions

🚀Engage more with the FPL community in a witty and humorous way; everyone loves a good banter!
🚀Consider mixing in some memes or GIFs—because who doesn’t love a ridiculously relatable football meme?
🚀Balance out the stats with a little more heart; football is as much about emotions as it is about numbers!

Crystal Ball Time🔮

Your future, decoded

Next Evolution

Retro442 will evolve into the ultimate FPL sage, offering nuggets of wisdom that feel like they’re plucked straight from the coaching staff of a premier league club.

Potential Superpower

His superpower will be predictive analysis—like being able to foresee a player’s transfer market dip before it happens, equipped with spreadsheets of doom!

Future Community Role

As his confidence grows, expect him to take on the role of the community's trusted oracle, feared and respected in equal measure.

Your Character Build🎮

If life was an RPG...

Class

Lawful Spreader of Stat-Based Joy

Special Abilities

⚔️Passionate Football Analysis
⚔️FPL Wizardry
⚔️Card Collecting with Precision

Weaknesses

💀Overly Detailed Posts
💀Chronic Spurs Negativity
💀Fear of Missing Out on Stats

Quest Line

To elevate the spirit of Spurs fans through insightful analysis while hoarding sports collectibles.

Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

Your conspiracy detector

Main Theory

The reason Tottenham never wins is because there's a secret cabal of Manchester City fans rigging the matches.

Evidence Board

Countless instances of bad referee calls; unexplained injuries during key matches, and that one time a City player tripped over his own foot—did they pay him off?

Secret Society

The League of Disillusioned Spurs Fans—watch your back, Pochettino was in on it.

Truth Seeking Level

85%

Multiverse You🌌

Your variants across platforms

Reddit Moderator Of

r/r/FootballStatsAndSadness—dedicated to discussing football analytics while having a good cry.

Twitter Main Character

During a pivotal Spurs match, Retro442 tweets an analysis that accidentally breaks Twitter, becoming the voice of a generation of fans.

LinkedIn Title

Founder and CEO of Data-Driven Football Insights, where each quarterly report ends with a motivational quote about hope in despair.

Metaverse Final Form

In Zuck’s metaverse, he runs a virtual sports card shop, where every purchase comes with a live analysis of player performance.

Build Your Own AI App

This roast generator is built with AnotherWrapper. Get access to 10+ AI templates and launch your startup quickly.

🎯
AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
⚡
Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
🤖
AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
🛠️
Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
💎
Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
🛡️
Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included

Time Machine⏰

Your digital time warp

Web 1.0 Profile

> Welcome to my GeoCities page! Here you'll find a shrine to Tottenham Hotspur, FPL tips, and sports card collecting! 🔥💻

MySpace Era

A heavily customized MySpace page featuring a background of Tottenham highlights and a playlist that only includes 'Glory Glory Tottenham Hotspur'.

Web3 Destiny

Creating a decentralized platform for fans to trade virtual sports cards based on player performances—a blockchain for the beautiful game!

Future Post

‘Just realized I made the biggest error in my FPL team this season. What was I thinking when I didn’t rank my players by hairstyle?’

The Final Take🎬

Wrapping up your story

Key Strength

Retro442’s passion for football and analysis is palpable; he’s like the caffeinated analyst we all need on a Monday morning.

Charming Quirk

He has this delightful juxtaposition of heartbreak and hope that makes every post feel like a mini-soap opera.

Final Encouragement

"Keep crunching those numbers and sharing the love—because every football debate needs a passionate voice and maybe just a little more reckless optimism!"

Must-See Profiles

Featured Spot

50% OFF

Get featured on 85,165+ profiles • $49/week

Andrew Gross

@ahgmem.bsky.social

88.5%

Doomer with a Heart: The Cat-Dad Chronicles of Andrew Gross

Lewis

@lead.dev

Lewis: The Bluesky Businessman Navigating Sales and SaaS Like a Pro

Ndeye Fatou Diop

@ndeyefatoudiop.bsky.social

Navigating the Frontend Jungle: Ndeye Fatou Diop's Guide to Surviving Developer Anxiety

IAmCougarCurves

@iamcougarcurves.bsky.social

95%

CeeCee: The Queen of the Titty Club and Heart of Bluesky

Unfollow.blue 💙

@unfollow.blue

The Unfollow Advocate: Master of Bluesky Connections

Richard Delevan

@delevan.bsky.social

88.7%

79.5%

Richard Delevan: The Climate Crusader Who Gets More Likes Than a Cat on a Roomba

Sean

@seanqsun.com