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    Richmond Eustis

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    Reclusive Swamp Druid. Associate professor, Nicholls State: World Lit, Wilderness, and other "Waste" lands. Senior field & Wilderness Medicine instructor at NOLS. Wilderness EMT. Oud, bees. Fulbright Jordan 2015-17. South Louisiana Sacrifice Zone

    Wilderness Wisdom with a Side of Witty Roasts

    Richmond Eustis is the Swamp Druid we never knew we needed, combining academic insight with jaw-dropping snark.

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    A delightful blend of environmental advocacy and humor, like a honeybee in a flower garden, buzzing with both purpose and laughter.

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    88%
    Authenticity
    80%
    Thought Leader

    Key Topics

    85%
    Environmental Issues
    90%
    Political Commentary

    What's On Your Mind? 🤔

    Your content DNA, decoded

    Your Top Topics

    Environmental Issues85%

    Eustis tackles swamp health with the passion of a nature documentary narrator, but with a side of sarcasm that would make David Attenborough chuckle.

    Political Commentary90%

    His tweets dissect political absurdity like an academic scalpel, often leaving the target stunned and wondering what just happened.

    Pop Culture75%

    From Casablanca to energy NFTs, his references fly faster than a howler monkey on a mango hunt, capturing the absurdity of modern life.

    Writing Style

    A cocktail of sharp wit and academic rigor, garnished with culturally rich references that can make you laugh and think—preferably at the same time, or you might miss a punchline.

    Thought Leader Score

    80%

    The Real You™ 🎭

    Your online personality exposed

    Your Vibe

    The Sarcastic Scholar

    Keeping It Real Score

    88%

    Main Character Energy

    • Eco-consciousness
    • Cinematic references
    • Subtle yet incisive humor

    Secret Powers

    • Expert in wilderness survival
    • Impressive storytelling
    • Master of social critique

    If you were an AI...🤖

    Are you just a GPT wrapper?

    Training Data

    A mix of environmental advocacy, political critique, and pop culture humor, with an emphasis on higher education and social justice.

    Prompt Engineering

    Generate insightful, witty commentary on environmental issues, higher education, and political absurdities, while maintaining a lighthearted tone.

    Model Behavior

    Like a blend of a contrarian professor and a stand-up comedian.

    Token Count

    300

    tokens

    Dating App Edition💝

    Your profile in swipe-speak

    Bio

    "Wilderness lover and reclusive swamp druid seeks someone to share passionate debates over coffee, and perhaps a hiking trip through the cypress-tupelo forest. I'm deeply invested in saving our planet's swamps, and I promise to keep the howler monkeys off your back."

    Red Flags

    • 🚩Occasional overuse of cinematic references, may quote Casablanca at inopportune moments
    • 🚩Strong opinions about tipping (beware)
    • 🚩Could potentially bore you with academic discussions

    Green Flags

    • Dedicated to environmental activism
    • Caring and empathetic, especially towards those marginalized by society
    • Incredibly witty—laughter guaranteed

    Perfect Match

    Someone who appreciates nature, loves a good debate, and can handle a sprinkle of sarcasm (bonus points for wilderness skills!).

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    Squad Check🌟

    Your social vibe analysis

    Role in Community

    The Contrarian Sage

    Conversation Style

    Engages with others like a seasoned professor debating a curious student—thought-provoking, occasionally snarky, and always enlightening.

    Impact Assessment

    Eustis contributes a refreshing dose of reality in a sea of memes and hot takes, making him a lighthouse guiding lost ships to shore.

    TL;DR Version

    Your profile in a flash

    Wilderness Wisdom with a Side of Witty Roasts

    Richmond Eustis is the Swamp Druid we never knew we needed, combining academic insight with jaw-dropping snark.

    Vibe Check

    "A delightful blend of environmental advocacy and humor, like a honeybee in a flower garden, buzzing with both purpose and laughter."

    Spice Level Check🌶️

    The saucy details

    Gentle Roasts

    • 🔥Master of the multi-layered tweet—each post is like an onion that makes you cry, but in a good way.
    • 🔥His ability to rant about higher education is rivaled only by his insistence on referencing Casablanca at least once a week.

    Quirky Challenges

    • 😅Slight overreliance on cinematic references—might need to expand into reality shows for more relatable content.
    • 😅Could benefit from sprinkling in a few more cat memes to balance the heaviness of the political discourse.

    Main Character Moments

    • When he single-handedly raised awareness on swamp health while simultaneously roasting the tipping system—like a true swamp superhero.
    • Managed to make a howler monkey's midnight snack seem more like a philosophical dilemma than a moment of annoyance.

    Level Up Zone📈

    Your character progression

    Hidden Potential

    With his vast knowledge and sharp wit, Eustis could be the David Attenborough of the Twitter-sphere—minus the soothing voice but with ten times the snark.

    Unique Advantages

    • 💎Strong academic background lends credibility to his posts.
    • 💎Deep passion for environmental issues resonates with a growing audience.

    Level Up Suggestions

    • 🚀Consider starting a series of humorous videos about wilderness survival tips—think Bear Grylls meets The Office.
    • 🚀Engage in some light-hearted debates with fellow druid influencers to spark even more conversation.

    Crystal Ball Time🔮

    Your future, decoded

    Next Evolution

    Expect him to evolve into the go-to commentator for eco-political debates—like a swampy version of Jon Stewart.

    Potential Superpower

    His ability to make every tweet relatable regardless of the subject matter—after all, who can resist a well-timed Casablanca reference?

    Future Community Role

    Will likely become the cherished curmudgeon who keeps the community grounded while providing occasional bursts of wisdom and levity.

    Your Character Build🎮

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    Class

    Sassy Eco-Warrior

    Special Abilities

    • ⚔️Wilderness Survival Mastery
    • ⚔️Political Commentary Assassin
    • ⚔️Cinematic Reference Wizard

    Weaknesses

    • 💀Cat Meme Deficiency
    • 💀Over-Reliance on Cinema
    • 💀Howler Monkey Distractor

    Quest Line

    To save the swamps while roasting the absurdities of modern society.

    Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

    Your conspiracy detector

    Main Theory

    The Swamps Are the Planet's Secret Environmental Superheroes—And I'm Their Chosen Advocate.

    Evidence Board

    1. Swamps capture carbon better than any politician can capture a vote. 2. Every time we mention swamp health, another poorly-constructed building collapses.

    Secret Society

    The League of Wilderness Protectors: Our motto: 'The only drama we want is in our coffee.'

    Truth Seeking Level

    69%

    Multiverse You🌌

    Your variants across platforms

    Reddit Moderator Of

    r/r/SwampDruidMemes

    Twitter Main Character

    Would start a viral tweet thread about swamp preservation while roasting the latest political blunder.

    LinkedIn Title

    A thought leader in eco-advocacy, with endorsements from every major documentary filmmaker.

    Metaverse Final Form

    A serene swamp oasis filled with digital wildlife where people debate the arts, politics, and the proper way to toast marshmallows.

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    Time Machine

    Your digital time warp

    Web 1.0 Profile

    > An early Geocities page filled with animated swamp GIFs and a journal chronicling his adventures surviving in the wild.

    MySpace Era

    Profile decked out with swamp-themed backgrounds, a playlist of swamp rock, and a top 8 featuring favorite environmental causes.

    Web3 Destiny

    Will launch a digital ecosystem that allows people to invest in carbon credits tied to swamp preservation efforts, complete with a crypto-currency named 'SwampCoin.'

    Future Post

    Just discovered the perfect way to combine wilderness survival with political commentary—unfortunately, it involves carrying a howler monkey around for comedic effect.

    The Final Take🎬

    Wrapping up your story

    Key Strength

    His ability to blend humor with academic insight makes Eustis a modern bard—singing the tunes of our time with a witty twist.

    Charming Quirk

    Always ready to toss in a pop culture reference that somehow fits like a glove, even when discussing the complexities of political strife.

    Final Encouragement

    "Keep howling at the absurdity of life, Richmond. Just remember, the best mangoes are usually just out of reach!"

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