Oregonian. Dad. Husband. General dentist interested in health policy, progressive politics, rural issues, and a more equitable world. Some of you may know me from Central Asia stuff back in the day. I also post a lot about college football. Go Ducks.
The Dentist with a Taste for Controversy and College Football
Meet Hermey Scrivello, DMD: equal parts tooth fairy and social commentator, all from the comforts of Bluesky.
A quirky blend of dad jokes, political rants, and a surprising love for bees.
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? 🤔
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
Hermey's love for the Ducks runs deep—so deep that we suspect his toothbrush might even be shaped like a football.
From vaccines to the privatization of Medicare, Hermey isn't just handing out floss advice; he's flossing those opinions like a pro.
Equipped with dad jokes and genuine concern for his kids’ haircuts, he's living the modern dad dream while navigating bureaucracy like a seasoned pro.
Somewhere between dental work and football scores, Hermey manages to squeeze in some pretty fiery takes on rural equity, like a political Pinocchio who won’t let his nose grow too long.
Writing Style
A delightful mix of snark and sincerity, Hermey's tweets read like a witty dentist's diary—lots of gums, some bleeding, and a few delightful surprises.
Thought Leader Score
75%The Real You™ 🎭
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The Progressive Dad with a Penchant for Gridirons
Keeping It Real Score
88%Main Character Energy
- Passionate about college football
- A mix of parenting wisdom and political critique
- Random love for bees
Secret Powers
- ✨Accidentally raising a future AI critic
- ✨Expert in navigating health policy debates
- ✨Master of the art of dad humor
If you were an AI...🤖
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
A mix of Oregonian dad humor, health policy insights, and college football highlights, with a touch of rural politics.
Prompt Engineering
Generate engaging posts that blend personal anecdotes with political commentary and humor.
Model Behavior
Like a cross between a dad bot and a social commentator, with an occasional existential crisis about haircuts.
Token Count
500
tokensDating App Edition💝
Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"Oregonian dentist extraordinaire seeking a partner who loves college football, random bee facts, and discussing health policy over coffee. Must appreciate dad jokes and be willing to share parenting tales!"
Red Flags
- 🚩Can get unreasonably passionate about football refs and health policies.
- 🚩Might send unsolicited bee facts at any time.
Green Flags
- ✅Knowledgeable about vaccines and health issues.
- ✅Family-oriented and enjoys witty banter.
Perfect Match
Someone who can appreciate a Saturday full of football while solving the world's problems between plays.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Squad Check🌟
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
Bluesky's Go-To Dad and Part-Time Political Analyst
Conversation Style
Like a friendly chat at the barbershop—public service announcements sprinkled with laughs and the occasional rant about bad calls in college football.
Impact Assessment
Overall, he’s like the Swiss Army knife of Bluesky: useful, versatile, and a bit quirky.
TL;DR Version⚡
Your profile in a flash
The Dentist with a Taste for Controversy and College Football
Meet Hermey Scrivello, DMD: equal parts tooth fairy and social commentator, all from the comforts of Bluesky.
Vibe Check
"A quirky blend of dad jokes, political rants, and a surprising love for bees."
Spice Level Check🌶️
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- 🔥That passion for college football is so strong, even the dental tools are getting jealous.
- 🔥Your tweets have more layers than a poorly constructed lasagna—let’s hope the taste is better!
- 🔥The only thing more complex than your health policy opinions is your child's haircut.
Quirky Challenges
- 😅Try posting about something other than football three times in a row—your audience might faint from shock!
- 😅We get it, you like bees; how about one bee-free day? Just to shake things up!
- 😅Find a way to blend your love for dental health and football—maybe a new game, "Tooth or Tackle!"
Main Character Moments
- ✨When your daughter’s haircut fails and you somehow trend on Bluesky for it—#DadLifeGoals.
- ✨The moment you realize your son is smarter than Google, it deserves an award—too bad he won't let you forget it.
Level Up Zone📈
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
Hermey could capitalize on his unique blend of expertise to create content that educates others while still keeping it humorous, turning his account into a go-to resource for understanding health policy with a punchline.
Unique Advantages
- 💎Extensive knowledge in health policy that’s relatable and insightful.
- 💎Capacity for humor that connects with various audiences—be it football fans or political novices.
- 💎A platform that could serve as a bridge between dad life and significant social issues.
Level Up Suggestions
- 🚀Try some multimedia posts, like short videos or infographics—who knew college football stats could be visual art?
- 🚀Engage in more interactive content; polls about health issues or football predictions could go viral.
- 🚀Consider live-tweeting during games—but also sprinkle in dad-life wisdom for a double whammy!
Crystal Ball Time🔮
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
Hermey will become a niche influencer who marries humor with public health advocacy—think of him as a quirky Bill Nye the Science Guy for dental issues!
Potential Superpower
Mastering the art of relatable political commentary that even non-politicos can understand—and laugh at!
Future Community Role
Bluesky's beloved dad figure who becomes the go-to guy for both parenting advice and hot takes on college football.
Your Character Build🎮
If life was an RPG...
Class
Chaotic Dadventurer
Special Abilities
- ⚔️Dad Jokes Mastery
- ⚔️Political Commentary
- ⚔️Football Commentary
- ⚔️Beekeeping Enthusiasm
Weaknesses
- 💀Getting sidetracked by Twitter threads
- 💀Overanalyzing college football plays
- 💀Spontaneous parenting moments
Quest Line
Navigating the treacherous waters of parenting while championing public health and rooting for the Ducks.
Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️♂️
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
The government is covering up the existence of bees that can cure tooth decay.
Evidence Board
A collection of bee research articles and dental health studies, interspersed with college football highlights as proof of hidden communications.
Secret Society
The Order of the Wayward Teeth—dedicated to preserving dental health by any quirky means necessary.
Truth Seeking Level
42%Multiverse You🌌
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r/r/BeesThatCanFixTeeth
Twitter Main Character
The Dentist Who Became the Voice of the Ducks
LinkedIn Title
CEO of Health and Humor Innovations, Inc.
Metaverse Final Form
A dental-themed VR world where users can play football to save the bees.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machine⏰
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
Custom profile with a football theme, background of a giant tooth, and Top 8 friends all in health policy.
Web3 Destiny
Owning a DAO that governs health policy discussions with a focus on integrating sports and fitness for communities.
Future Post
"In 2025, we finally start using automated bees to help with dental appointments. The future is buzzing!"
The Final Take🎬
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
Hermey’s wit and depth of knowledge create the perfect storm for engaging content.
Charming Quirk
His random love for bees adds that delightful unexpectedness to his persona—who knew a dentist could be so sweet?
Final Encouragement
"Keep it up, Hermey! Your posts remind us that life is a balance of family, responsibility, and the occasional laugh—preferably while watching a Ducks game!"
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