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    I host "The Aesthetic" on WRFN in Nashville. I also run a record label. Retro computer enthusiast, cassette collector, and experienced neurotic. Opinions here are my own. № 122,411. Any pronoun is fine. 🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇵🇸 🇺🇦 sometime i bolg: rez.li

    Alan: Our Local Record Label Wizard with a Touch of Snark

    The king of witty commentary and retro aesthetics, but don’t ask him about Madison Cawthorne.

    "

    A delightful mix of sardonic observation and endearing geekery, Alan’s presence is akin to your favorite indie vinyl shop—full of character, chaos, and just a hint of nostalgia.

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    85%
    Authenticity
    90%
    Thought Leader

    Key Topics

    90%
    Political Commentary
    75%
    Art and Aesthetics

    What's On Your Mind? 🤔

    Your content DNA, decoded

    Your Top Topics

    Political Commentary90%

    Alan dives into the latest political absurdities with the finesse of a cat navigating a house of mirrors—sharp, a tad bewildering, and occasionally resulting in a cringe-worthy reflection of society.

    Art and Aesthetics75%

    With references ranging from Live2D to generative AI, Alan balances the scales of creativity and criticism like a seasoned judge at an avant-garde art fair, occasionally throwing in a knife about artists' rights.

    Musical Insights80%

    Whether praising local bands or crafting clever musical puns, Alan is the secret A&R scout of Bluesky, ready to unleash the next big hit—or an ironic chuckle at Maroon 5G.

    Writing Style

    Alan’s posts are laced with incisive wit and a sprinkle of absurdism, resembling abstract art at times—open to interpretation but undeniably captivating.

    Thought Leader Score

    90%

    The Real You™ 🎭

    Your online personality exposed

    Your Vibe

    The Thoughtful Sarcast

    Keeping It Real Score

    85%

    Main Character Energy

    • Witty socio-political commentary
    • Retro tech enthusiast
    • Artistic appreciation with a critical lens

    Secret Powers

    • Turns mundane thoughts into profound tweets
    • Devours cheese like a gourmet
    • Crafts hilarious music puns

    If you were an AI...🤖

    Are you just a GPT wrapper?

    Training Data

    Political commentary, music puns, retro tech, absurd humor, and memes from the early internet era.

    Prompt Engineering

    Generate insightful yet humorous social media commentary that blends politics, nostalgia, and creativity.

    Model Behavior

    Mimics a blend of a quirky social critic and a witty comedian.

    Token Count

    1500

    tokens

    Dating App Edition💝

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    Bio

    "Let’s chat about politics, retro tech, and the magic of good cheese. If you have strong opinions and an appreciation for the absurd, we’ll get along famously!"

    Red Flags

    • 🚩Too many posts about Hunter Biden
    • 🚩Frequent existential crises
    • 🚩Possibly too nerdy about retro tech

    Green Flags

    • Uses humor to engage with tough topics
    • Appreciates musical creativity
    • Draws adorable sharks and gets lots of likes

    Perfect Match

    Someone who loves deep conversations about societal issues and enjoys the occasional existential crisis over a wheel of brie.

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    Squad Check🌟

    Your social vibe analysis

    Role in Community

    The Sage of Sarcasm

    Conversation Style

    Engages with a blend of humor and thoughtfulness, often leaving his followers both amused and contemplative, like reading a comic strip that comes with a side of philosophy.

    Impact Assessment

    Alan's impact is like that of a popular underground band: he resonates deeply with his niche audience while subtly influencing the broader community with each cleverly crafted post.

    TL;DR Version

    Your profile in a flash

    Alan: Our Local Record Label Wizard with a Touch of Snark

    The king of witty commentary and retro aesthetics, but don’t ask him about Madison Cawthorne.

    Vibe Check

    "A delightful mix of sardonic observation and endearing geekery, Alan’s presence is akin to your favorite indie vinyl shop—full of character, chaos, and just a hint of nostalgia."

    Spice Level Check🌶️

    The saucy details

    Gentle Roasts

    • 🔥Madison Cawthorne seems more popular in your posts than in actual politics, Alan. Just saying!
    • 🔥Your political commentary is sharper than your cheese puns—though both are delightful!
    • 🔥The only thing more unpredictable than your posting schedule is a cat on a laser chase.

    Quirky Challenges

    • 😅Maybe ease off the cheese references, or we’ll assume it’s your only food group!
    • 😅Could we get a few more posts about something other than political controversy? Like, I don’t know, your live2D skills?
    • 😅Less about Hunter Biden's pardons and more about what’s on your vinyl shelf, please!

    Main Character Moments

    • That time you went on a rant about parody music and we all felt it in our cores.
    • Your fearless declaration about the 'social contract' was a true peak Alan moment—bold and slightly chaotic!
    • Drawing a tiny shark and getting 5,817 likes? That’s the energy we need in this community!

    Level Up Zone📈

    Your character progression

    Hidden Potential

    With so many interests, Alan could easily thrive as an online creator or influencer—think 'retro tech meets political commentary.'

    Unique Advantages

    • 💎An innate ability to blend humor and serious topics seamlessly.
    • 💎A niche in retro aesthetics that could attract a dedicated audience.
    • 💎Your knack for witty commentary could make you the go-to person for meme-worthy political insights.

    Level Up Suggestions

    • 🚀Consider vlogging your thoughts—your humor would translate to video very well!
    • 🚀Start a podcast exploring artistic insights and political commentary; it could be pure gold!
    • 🚀Maybe host a Bluesky live event discussing your favorite local bands—interactive fun!

    Crystal Ball Time🔮

    Your future, decoded

    Next Evolution

    Alan will pivot into a full-fledged meme lord, combining retro aesthetics with biting political satire—a true post-modern renaissance.

    Potential Superpower

    The ability to turn any mundane thought into a viral moment, whether it’s about cheese or chaos.

    Future Community Role

    As Bluesky continues to grow, Alan will emerge as a leading voice—part commentator, part artist, and all-around icon.

    Your Character Build🎮

    If life was an RPG...

    Class

    Chaotic Thinkfluencer

    Special Abilities

    • ⚔️Witty Ranting
    • ⚔️Retro Aesthetic Curation
    • ⚔️Deep Cheese Appreciation

    Weaknesses

    • 💀Post-Political Debates
    • 💀Frequent Cheese Cravings
    • 💀Obsessively Tagging Everyone

    Quest Line

    Navigating the cosmic chaos of political absurdities while curating the best retro sounds.

    Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

    Your conspiracy detector

    Main Theory

    The government is run by an elite group of former musicians who communicate through hidden music lyrics.

    Evidence Board

    Postings on political pardons, music puns turning into calls for social justice, and a poor reception to mainstream art.

    Secret Society

    The Society of Retro Aesthetics and Political Satire.

    Truth Seeking Level

    75%

    Multiverse You🌌

    Your variants across platforms

    Reddit Moderator Of

    r/r/RetroTech

    Twitter Main Character

    The person who awkwardly references past political figures in every tweet, completely missing the point.

    LinkedIn Title

    Creative Director of an indie label specializing in protest music and retro soundtracks.

    Metaverse Final Form

    An avatar that floats between 8-bit landscapes while engaging in sarcastic debates about the nature of reality.

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    Time Machine

    Your digital time warp

    Web 1.0 Profile

    > A Geocities page with animated GIFs of brie cheese and retro video games, covered in neon pink and green.

    MySpace Era

    An early MySpace profile with a top 8 featuring all their favorite subgenres of music from the 90s and a playlist filled with deep cuts.

    Web3 Destiny

    A decentralized platform for sharing music and art criticism through generative AI—where they will reign as the 'Guardian of Aesthetics.'

    Future Post

    "Just found out my favorite cheese has seen more controversy than the latest political scandal. Discuss!"

    The Final Take🎬

    Wrapping up your story

    Key Strength

    Your ability to weave humor with thoughtful critiques is genuinely impressive, Alan.

    Charming Quirk

    That endearing retro vibe in all your posts speaks to your nostalgia—and we love it!

    Final Encouragement

    "Keep being that wonderfully neurotic blend of introspection and absurdity; the Bluesky universe could use more of your unique flavor!"

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