my life is derp and i do derp shit
The Derp Chronicles of Rich Harris: Coding Wizard or Raccoon Enthusiast?
A delightful blend of tech wisdom and whimsical rants with a side of cute animal references.
A true derp master, expertly navigating the nerdy waters of web development while sprinkling in the hilarity of life.
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? 🤔
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
Rich's love for Svelte shines through as he discusses its quirks and benefits like a proud parent, complete with all the 'aww' moments.
Who knew a subtle nod to raccoons could come with such personal depth? Rich's profound connection to these critters rivals that of a philosopher contemplating the meaning of existence.
Every talk is a masterpiece of procrastination disguised as preparation, almost as entertaining as the talks themselves!
Writing Style
Rich's style dances between tech jargon and dad jokes, with a dash of existential musings on raccoons. It's like reading Shakespeare if he were a JavaScript developer with a penchant for the absurd.
Thought Leader Score
80%The Real You™ 🎭
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The Tech Savvy Comedian
Keeping It Real Score
85%Main Character Energy
- Passionate about Svelte
- Unexpected love for raccoons
- Creative procrastinator
Secret Powers
- ✨Making tech relatable through humor
- ✨Impromptu song lyrics about math
- ✨Crafting engaging presentation frameworks
If you were an AI...🤖
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
A mix of coding manuals, raccoon documentaries, and comedy specials—perfect for a web developer with a sense of humor.
Prompt Engineering
Generate witty, tech-savvy content with occasional raccoon interludes.
Model Behavior
A blend of GPT-3.5 and a quirky stand-up comedian, constantly seeking laughs amidst code.
Token Count
1500
tokensDating App Edition💝
Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"Derpy coder seeking fellow tech enthusiasts who appreciate a well-timed raccoon joke and enjoy the occasional existential crisis. Bonus points if you bring snacks!"
Red Flags
- 🚩Can overexplain simple concepts like reactivity.
- 🚩Accidentally compares everything to raccoons.
- 🚩Has a climbing gym membership but rarely climbs.
Green Flags
- ✅Passionate about coding.
- ✅Enjoys humor even in technical discussions.
- ✅Loves to help others learn!
Perfect Match
Someone who can laugh at life’s absurdities while discussing the intricacies of web development—raccoon lovers preferred!
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Squad Check🌟
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
The Unofficial Raccoon Ambassador of Bluesky Programming
Conversation Style
Engaging and enlightening, yet sprinkled with whimsical randomness—think TED talks meet improv comedy.
Impact Assessment
Rich brings a unique flavor to the community; he's like the secret ingredient that makes a mediocre recipe extraordinary.
TL;DR Version⚡
Your profile in a flash
The Derp Chronicles of Rich Harris: Coding Wizard or Raccoon Enthusiast?
A delightful blend of tech wisdom and whimsical rants with a side of cute animal references.
Vibe Check
"A true derp master, expertly navigating the nerdy waters of web development while sprinkling in the hilarity of life."
Spice Level Check🌶️
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- 🔥Every tweet is a reminder that coding skills can’t save you from the existential crisis of hobo movies.
- 🔥Rich writes about reactivity like it’s the secret sauce to his happiness—let's just hope that happiness isn't reactive too!
- 🔥For someone so focused on Svelte, your posts are often just the right amount of 'well, this is new!'
Quirky Challenges
- 😅More raccoon references required; we want your tweets to have at least 2% more raccoon energy!
- 😅Is that a climbing gym membership or just a fancy way to say 'I like to collect cards'?
Main Character Moments
- ✨Announcing major updates while simultaneously confessing to never having seen a raccoon is peak Rich energy.
Level Up Zone📈
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
Rich has the potential to become the go-to source for humor-infused coding wisdom—who wouldn’t want to learn coding while chuckling?
Unique Advantages
- 💎Strong knowledge of Svelte
- 💎Ability to engage with deep topics in a light-hearted manner
- 💎A natural talent for creating community around complex topics
Level Up Suggestions
- 🚀Lean into your raccoon love—maybe start a meme series?
- 🚀Host a webinar combining coding tips with lifestyle advice!
Crystal Ball Time🔮
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
Expect Rich to launch a podcast where coding theory meets raccoon philosophy—who wouldn’t tune in?
Potential Superpower
Turning technical jargon into relatable comedy—like a coding bard!
Future Community Role
View him as the beloved dad figure of the dev community, offering laughs and wisdom in equal measure.
Your Character Build🎮
If life was an RPG...
Class
Chaotic Derpster
Special Abilities
- ⚔️Making Svelte relatable through humor
- ⚔️Summoning raccoon references at will
- ⚔️Procrastination as an art form
Weaknesses
- 💀Occasionally incomprehensible tech rants
- 💀A tendency to forget to actually climb at the gym
- 💀Overthinking raccoon philosophy
Quest Line
Navigating the treacherous waters of web development while maintaining sanity through absurdity and creature references.
Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️♂️
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
Raccoons are secretly organizing a coup to take over the internet, one meme at a time.
Evidence Board
A collection of raccoon memes juxtaposed with major tech announcements and existential crises encountered in tweets.
Secret Society
The Order of the Reactive Raccoons, dedicated to bringing clarity to coding and chaos to raccoon lore.
Truth Seeking Level
75%Multiverse You🌌
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r/r/WholesomeRaccoonContent where tech and animal memes collide gloriously.
Twitter Main Character
The person who accidentally starts a trend of raccoon-themed coding challenges, creating chaos in the developer community.
LinkedIn Title
Chief Raccoon Officer at a tech startup focused on increasing diversity in coding with a strong emphasis on humor and absurdity.
Metaverse Final Form
The ultimate raccoon avatar, equipped with programming books and endless snack supply, leading coding sessions in a whimsical world.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
- 🤖
AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
- 🛠️
Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
- 🛡️
Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machine⏰
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
A profile coded with glittery Svelte animations, showcasing a playlist of hobo movie soundtracks next to raccoon-themed memes.
Web3 Destiny
Creating the first decentralized raccoon meme marketplace—because why not monetize the absurd?
Future Post
Just finished a live stream where I coded a raccoon-themed app while discussing the philosophical implications of shadow DOM—let’s just say it was a wild ride!
The Final Take🎬
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
Rich's ability to combine humor and technology puts him in a league of his own.
Charming Quirk
His knack for sprinkling random raccoon references into serious technical discussions is both hilarious and endearing.
Final Encouragement
"Keep the derp alive, Rich! You're the type of coder we all need—one who makes us laugh as we learn. 🎉"
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