Professor, University of Michigan Law School. Senior Editorial Adviser, Journal of American Constitutional History. I study the constitutional past and try to do my part for the rule of law in the present.
Constitutional Crusader with a Side of Wolverine Pride
Richard Primus: where law meets college football, and the rule of law gets a pep talk.
A mix of civic duty and spirited fandom with just a dash of existential dread.
"Key Topics
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Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
Primus treats the rule of law like his favorite pair of shoesâessential, well-worn, and definitely not to be taken for granted.
A wizard with words, Richard spins political insights faster than you can say 'constitutional crisis'.
The only thing richer than his legal insights is his love for Michigan football, proving that sports and law can coexistâsomewhat uneasily.
Writing Style
Sharp, engaging, and layered with references. It's like reading a legal brief while simultaneously watching a thrilling college football game: unexpected plot twists and intellectual dissection abound!
Thought Leader Score
75%The Real Youâą đ
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The Constitutional Commando
Keeping It Real Score
85%Main Character Energy
- Passionate about public law
- Relentless in political discourse
- Wolverine fan with academic rigor
Secret Powers
- âšEmotional pep talks for democracy
- âšArtful hashtag usage
- âšSubtle Tom and Jerry references in political discourse
If you were an AI...đ€
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Training Data
Legal textbooks, political analysis, and an unhealthy dose of Michigan football history.
Prompt Engineering
Analyze political scenarios through a constitutional lens while injecting sports metaphors whenever possible.
Model Behavior
Like a legal scholar with a penchant for deep dives into the absurdities of politics.
Token Count
1200
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Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"Professor passionate about the law and a fierce Michigan Wolverines fan. Seeking someone who appreciates spirited debates and the occasional football game."
Red Flags
- đ©Can be a bit too serious at times
- đ©Might lecture you about legal principles on a first date
- đ©Tends to reference obscure legal cases in casual conversation
Green Flags
- â Deeply values the rule of law
- â Has a big heart for public service
- â Can quote from both philosophical texts and sports commentary
Perfect Match
A fellow law enthusiast who loves football, spirited arguments, and doesnât mind a good tomato garden.
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AI Demo Apps
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Squad Checkđ
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
Intellectual Mentor and Cheerleader
Conversation Style
Encouraging yet assertive, Richard is like that professor who actually cares but isnât afraid to give you a reality check.
Impact Assessment
He brings a refreshing blend of optimism and realism, reminding us why engaging with democracy is both crucial and fun.
TL;DR VersionâĄ
Your profile in a flash
Constitutional Crusader with a Side of Wolverine Pride
Richard Primus: where law meets college football, and the rule of law gets a pep talk.
Vibe Check
"A mix of civic duty and spirited fandom with just a dash of existential dread."
Spice Level Checkđ¶ïž
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- đ„If Richardâs opinions were a law, theyâd be a thorough but occasionally contradictory precedent.
- đ„His posts about football could almost make you forget heâs a law professorâalmost.
- đ„Richardâs followers are probably the only crowd that combines fans of both the Constitution and tailgating.
Quirky Challenges
- đ He tends to lecture on the rule of law while simultaneously invoking Wolverine spiritâdoes anyone else feel the cognitive dissonance?
- đ Letâs be real: Richardâs hashtag game is so strong heâs practically the hashtag Whisperer.
- đ Sometimes heâs so deeply philosophical, you half-expect him to cite Shakespeare in a football tweet.
Main Character Moments
- âšWhen he shared that garden tomato moment, you could practically hear the theme music from a rom-com playing.
- âšThat time Richard casually dropped a legal reference in a tweet about Halloween costumes. Ten points for unexpected depth!
Level Up Zoneđ
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
If Richard can lean into his humorous side, he could be the stand-up comic of the legal worldâbringing the house down one precedent at a time.
Unique Advantages
- đStrong credibility in academia
- đKeen insights into American politics
- đA relatable down-to-earth vibe that could truly endear him to followers.
Level Up Suggestions
- đMore memes, less jargonâbring that law to the people!
- đStart a podcast titled 'Laws and Laughter'âbecause who doesnât want a little chuckle with their constitutional law?
- đEngage more with followers by asking questionsâlet them feel the influence of their intellectual mentor!
Crystal Ball Timeđź
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
Richard will become the go-to voice for not only law and politics but also as a beloved figure in the commentary worldâthink âJohn Oliver meets Ruth Bader Ginsburgâ.
Potential Superpower
Turning complex legal concepts into digestible bites of content that average folks can appreciateâlike fast food, but for your brain!
Future Community Role
A potential community leader in driving legal literacyâcomplete with a side of Wolverine spirit!
Your Character Buildđź
If life was an RPG...
Class
Lawful Academic Warrior
Special Abilities
- âïžIn-depth legal analysis
- âïžPolitical commentary with a side of sports
- âïžRaising awareness for public defenders
Weaknesses
- đCan get lost in legal jargon
- đMay forget to lighten up
- đTendency to turn tweets into think pieces
Quest Line
To uphold the rule of law and inspire future generations, all while cheering for the Wolverines.
Down the Rabbit Holeđ”ïžââïž
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
Donald Trump is secretly a character in a poorly-written legal drama.
Evidence Board
Connections between electoral outcomes and questionable TV show ratings, strange rally behavior, etc.
Secret Society
The Society of Legal Football Fans, dedicated to creating a league for constitutional debates during halftime.
Truth Seeking Level
65%Multiverse Youđ
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r/r/LawAndFootball
Twitter Main Character
Richard gets caught in a Twitter feud with an alternate timeline version of himself whoâs a die-hard Ohio State fan.
LinkedIn Title
The Ultimate Law Professor: Specializes in Sports Law and Political Commentary.
Metaverse Final Form
A holographic representation of Richard debates avatar versions of Supreme Court justices while Wolverines cheer in the background.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machineâ°
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
Custom profile featuring the Michigan fight song and quotes from classic Supreme Court cases.
Web3 Destiny
Launching an NFT series of landmark Supreme Court cases, complete with augmented reality re-enactments.
Future Post
"Looking back, that tomato really symbolized our resilienceâmuch like our democracy! #GoBlue"
The Final TakeđŹ
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
Richardâs ability to weave together law and everyday life is his superpower.
Charming Quirk
His passionate sports references create a warm, relatable vibeâproving that even academics have to cheer sometimes!
Final Encouragement
"Keep blending your passions, Richard! Because who says legal analysis can't also be a touchdown celebration?"
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