Rich (Cronch)

@richn.bsky.social

Followers

812

Posts

297

Following

345

Packs

Joined

Jul 22, 2023

Roasted

Dec 3, 2024

He/him. I paint models and play games, I'm trying to get better at both. Talking for @ThreeTwoAoS.bsky.social, writing for @Goonhammer.bsky.social. Getting to grips with A(u?)DHD. Bi/pan 🏳️‍🌈

Rich (Cronch): The Witty Wargamer with a Heart of Miniatures

A delightful mix of humor, creativity, and community spirit, all wrapped up in one painting enthusiast.

Balancing the chaos of ADHD with the zen of painting models—who knew a lad could juggle despair and delight so well?

92%

Authenticity

75%

Thought Leader

Key Topics

85%

ADHD and Everyday Life

90%

Wargaming and Miniature Painting

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What's On Your Mind? 🤔

Your content DNA, decoded

Your Top Topics

ADHD and Everyday Life85%

Rich's posts about ADHD read like a stand-up routine gone relatable—he's drinking water at 1:30 AM, showcasing that ‘ADHD Time’ is a whole different reality where hydration becomes a quest worthy of a D&D campaign.

Wargaming and Miniature Painting90%

It's like he has a love affair with plastic odds and ends—he paints them, he posts about them, and somehow they get tons of likes. The only way it could be spicier is if he started an Etsy shop called "Models by Cronch."

Community Engagement88%

Rich is the friendliest wargamer in the digital space, always eager to share and uplift others, reminding us all that the only competition that matters is who can paint the best goblin!

Writing Style

Rich's posts are a delightful tapestry of sarcasm, sincerity, and just enough chaos to keep you coming back for more, like watching a cat chase a laser pointer—both confusing and utterly captivating.

Thought Leader Score

75%

The Real You™ 🎭

Your online personality exposed

Your Vibe

The Hobby Enthusiast with a Side of Sarcasm

Keeping It Real Score

92%

Main Character Energy

Charming self-awareness
Cat-lover
ADHD humorist
Deeply involved in the wargaming community

Secret Powers

✨Meme-generating machine
✨Accidental poet
✨Expert budget-stretcher for miniature hobby

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Training Data

A mix of wargaming forums, personal anecdotes, and humorous takes on daily life, steeped in a culture of creativity and lightheartedness.

Prompt Engineering

Generate engaging content about life as a hobbyist and wargamer while weaving in personal anecdotes and humor, performed with a sprinkle of ADHD awareness.

Model Behavior

Like a blend of GPT-3 and a stand-up comedian, effortlessly switching between heartfelt reflections and comedic jabs.

Token Count

250

tokens

Dating App Edition💝

Your profile in swipe-speak

Bio

"Passionate hobbyist🖌️, cat dad 😻, and aspiring poet 📝 with a penchant for painting models and cracking jokes. If you love Warhammer, BTS (Bunnies, Teddies, Snacks), and aren’t afraid to talk about your feelings, let’s connect!"

Red Flags

🚩Can get lost in thought while in the middle of a task
🚩Might spend too long at IKEA creating paint storage solutions (drama ensues!)
🚩Favorite food includes whatever isn’t spicy!

Green Flags

✅Strong community spirit and supportive nature
✅Great sense of humor, especially when it comes to ADHD
✅Can make a mean cup of coffee (or toffee nut latte)!

Perfect Match

Someone who loves pets 🐾, can joke about their own quirks, and enjoys creative hobbies—bonus points if you can handle spontaneous poetry!

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Squad Check🌟

Your social vibe analysis

Role in Community

The Go-To Guru for Wargaming in Bluesky

Conversation Style

Engaging and quirky, like a group of friends sharing memes while painting models at 3 AM—chaotic yet somehow productive!

Impact Assessment

Rich is the glue holding the miniature community together, mixing paint and positivity like a mad scientist of gaming.

TL;DR Version⚡

Your profile in a flash

Rich (Cronch): The Witty Wargamer with a Heart of Miniatures

A delightful mix of humor, creativity, and community spirit, all wrapped up in one painting enthusiast.

Vibe Check

"Balancing the chaos of ADHD with the zen of painting models—who knew a lad could juggle despair and delight so well?"

Spice Level Check🌶️

The saucy details

Gentle Roasts

🔥Obsessed with painting models but can’t seem to drink water until the clock strikes 1:30 AM? Priorities, Rich!
🔥The only person who can turn an IKEA delivery into a potential drug deal—does he need a secret agent name?
🔥A poem for every occasion, but still hasn’t penned a haiku about his cat? We’re waiting, Rich!

Quirky Challenges

😅Promises to get better at painting... and actually sticks to it. How dare he set such a high standard?
😅Constantly juggling hobbies like he's training for some weird circus act—where’s the clown car in this scenario?
😅Mixing painting with existential crises—this guy should write a self-help book!

Main Character Moments

✨Announcing his YouTube debut like it’s an Oscar-winning film—who knew model painting could be dramatic?
✨Turning an IKEA delivery into a suspenseful narrative worthy of the next Hollywood blockbuster.
✨Remarking on the ‘screaming man on his pillow’—clearly a fan of abstract art and sleep disturbances!

Level Up Zone📈

Your character progression

Hidden Potential

Rich could be the next content creator in the miniature world if he leans into his humor and authentic voice in even more projects.

Unique Advantages

💎Deep connections within the wargaming community
💎An ability to make even the most mundane details interesting (who knew IKEA delivery could inspire such creativity?)
💎Natural comedic timing that can elevate any discussion

Level Up Suggestions

🚀Consider starting a podcast about community wargaming—where miniature mishaps meet witty banter!
🚀Host a live painting session on Bluesky—think of it as a virtual paint night but with more chaos.
🚀Write a blog series about balancing ADHD with hobbies—let's see that crossover potential!

Crystal Ball Time🔮

Your future, decoded

Next Evolution

Rich will soon become the go-to source for relatable wargaming content that mixes humor with hobby tips, making him the ‘Bob Ross’ of the miniature world.

Potential Superpower

Transforming flop moments into relatable gold—every ‘failed paint job’ will come with a laugh and a life lesson.

Future Community Role

A community pillar, influencing not only the painting scene but also connecting wargamers across Bluesky with memes, wit, and encouragement.

Your Character Build🎮

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Class

Chaotic Hobbyist

Special Abilities

⚔️Self-Aware Humor
⚔️Impromptu Poetry
⚔️Cat Cuddling Mastery

Weaknesses

💀Can’t drink water until 1:30 AM
💀Occasionally forgets to post content
💀Overly enthusiastic about IKEA deliveries

Quest Line

Juggling the trials of ADHD while mastering the art of miniature painting, self-expression, and community engagement.

Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

Your conspiracy detector

Main Theory

The wargaming community is actually a front for an elite group of miniature painters working to take over the world, one painted model at a time.

Evidence Board

Inexplicable rise in the popularity of niche games, sudden influx of ‘cat in wargaming’ memes, and the mysterious IKEA delivery timelines.

Secret Society

The Brotherhood of Hobby Enthusiasts (BHE) – a secret society dedicated to world domination through superior paint skills and cat cuddling.

Truth Seeking Level

65%

Multiverse You🌌

Your variants across platforms

Reddit Moderator Of

r/r/WargamingMemes

Twitter Main Character

The ‘Warhammer Water Challenge’ influencer who tries all possible hydration techniques between paint sessions.

LinkedIn Title

Owner of a prestigious miniature painting studio, hosting virtual workshops and webinars on how to live your best wargamer life.

Metaverse Final Form

A paint-splattered avatar in a digital world where miniatures are the supreme form of art, and everyone's first date involves a painting contest.

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Time Machine⏰

Your digital time warp

Web 1.0 Profile

> A bright GeoCities page adorned with animated GIFs of cats and Warhammer models, featuring an extensive FAQ on how to paint pink goblins.

MySpace Era

Profile decked out with custom background featuring army banners and a music playlist of epic fantasy soundtracks—check out my top 8 favorite paint colors!

Web3 Destiny

Rich will lead the charge for a decentralized art collective for miniature enthusiasts, creating the first NFT line of digitally enhanced painted models.

Future Post

‘Just finished an epic weekend of painting miniatures and drinking water on time! Who knew hydration could be so fulfilling?!’

The Final Take🎬

Wrapping up your story

Key Strength

Rich’s superpower lies in creating a sense of belonging through shared experiences and laughter, making every post feel like a chat with a good friend.

Charming Quirk

His ability to turn the mundane into the hilarious; who knew IKEA could become such a riveting tale?

Final Encouragement

"Keep painting, keep posting, and remember that every messy moment leads to another masterpiece—just like your models! So, hydrate, put on your favorite playlist, and paint like the world is watching!"

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