Richard Van Noorden

@richvn.bsky.social

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Features editor, Nature. E: r⟦dot⟧vannoorden⟦at⟧nature⟦dot⟧com or richardvannoorden⟦at⟧protonmail⟦dot⟧com. DM for Signal.

Richard Van Noorden: The Science Sleuth of Bluesky

A blend of science journalism and sharp wit, unafraid to tackle the absurdities of academia.

Profoundly nerdy yet delightfully sassy, he's the kind of person you want at your trivia night.

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Authenticity

91%

Thought Leader

Key Topics

90%

Science Journalism

85%

Public Health

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Your Top Topics

Science Journalism90%

Richard dives deep into the murky waters of science journalism, often unearthing gold while simultaneously hoping to avoid the bricks of misinformation.

Public Health85%

Firmly planting his flag in the public health arena, he tackles anti-vax narratives with compelling data, like a knight wielding an Excel spreadsheet as his sword.

AI Ethics80%

With a keen eye on AI developments, he brushes aside the hype to reveal the underlying substance—or lack thereof—behind many AI-induced proclamations.

Environmental Issues88%

He nails the big corporations like Coca-Cola for their systemic lies about sustainability, reminding us that profit often trumps planet.

Writing Style

Witty yet informative, Richard's posts read like the love child of a tweet and a scholarly article, perfectly balancing meme-like punchiness with intellectual depth.

Thought Leader Score

91%

The Real You™ 🎭

Your online personality exposed

Your Vibe

The Inquisitive Academic

Keeping It Real Score

92%

Main Character Energy

Sharp analytical skills
Witty comebacks
Social justice advocate
Science advocacy

Secret Powers

✨Crafting the perfect roast
✨Connecting complex ideas
✨Engaging in meaningful discussions

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Training Data

Scientific journals, memes, journalist commentaries, social commentary.

Prompt Engineering

Generate insightful and humorous commentary on science and media.

Model Behavior

A cross between a graduate-level academic and your funniest friend who just discovered Twitter.

Token Count

850

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Bio

"Science journalist with a passion for exposing absurdities, seeking a fellow nerd who appreciates a good roast and thrilling debates over coffee."

Red Flags

🚩Talks about vaccine efficacy too passionately
🚩Uses Excel sheets for fun
🚩Considers sarcasm a second language

Green Flags

✅Advocates for public health
✅Witty banter is my love language
✅Engages deeply in meaningful discourse

Perfect Match

Someone who can challenge my views while helping me find the humor in academia!

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Role in Community

The Wise Guy of Scientific Discourse

Conversation Style

Engaging with a blend of facts and humor that makes even the most mundane debates feel like a comedic roast.

Impact Assessment

Richard is a lighthouse for aspiring science communicators, proving that you can blend expertise with humor, and make academia less stuffy.

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Richard Van Noorden: The Science Sleuth of Bluesky

A blend of science journalism and sharp wit, unafraid to tackle the absurdities of academia.

Vibe Check

"Profoundly nerdy yet delightfully sassy, he's the kind of person you want at your trivia night."

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The saucy details

Gentle Roasts

🔥Sometimes his posts seem to be coaxing the outrage monster just to spice things up.
🔥His love for long threads rivals that of a college professor trying to explain physics to undergrads who just discovered coffee.
🔥Occasionally, I wonder if he has a secret vendetta against easily generated AI content.

Quirky Challenges

😅He could try to tone down the sarcasm just enough to let some readers find a middle ground.
😅Pushing for brevity might save some of us who struggle with scrolling through marathon-length tweets.

Main Character Moments

✨The time he tweeted about the measles vaccine, and suddenly it felt like we were all in an episode of a public health drama.
✨When he dropped the mic on research misconduct, and it was like watching a documentary unfold in real-time.

Level Up Zone📈

Your character progression

Hidden Potential

His unique blend of humor and science can elevate him to a leading voice in the realm of serious yet comedic science communication.

Unique Advantages

💎Deep knowledge of science and journalism
💎Witty writing appeals to both tech enthusiasts and casual followers
💎Ability to simplify complex topics

Level Up Suggestions

🚀Engage more with followers through polls and questions—let the audience in on the fun!
🚀Experiment with visual media—memes are coming for your crown!

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Next Evolution

Richard's influence could grow exponentially as he continues to bridge the gap between academia and the general public's understanding of science.

Potential Superpower

Becoming a go-to source for science-related humor in an increasingly absurd world.

Future Community Role

The humorous mentor, guiding others in the art of effective and entertaining science communication.

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Class

Chaotic Scholar

Special Abilities

⚔️Witty Comebacks
⚔️Fact Bombardment
⚔️Misinformation Exposing
⚔️Expert Thread Weaving

Weaknesses

💀Occasionally Overly Sarcastic
💀Long-Winded Treadmills of Thought
💀Slightly Too Serious About Science

Quest Line

To navigate through the madness of misinformation while wielding humor as his shield, enlightening minds along the way.

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Your conspiracy detector

Main Theory

Coca-Cola is using recycled plastic as a front for world domination.

Evidence Board

See: repeated failures in their sustainability efforts; patterns of misinformation; random AI-generated studies claiming otherwise.

Secret Society

The Order of the Scientific Sceptics, dedicated to exposing corporate bullshit and defending facts.

Truth Seeking Level

75%

Multiverse You🌌

Your variants across platforms

Reddit Moderator Of

r/r/ScienceRoasts - where academics roast each other in the name of humor and scholarly integrity.

Twitter Main Character

The one who drops science bombs on conspiracy Twitter while sipping kale smoothie, invoking both laughter and rage.

LinkedIn Title

The Director of Science Communication at a prestigious institution, whose posts always go viral for their irreverent takes on serious topics.

Metaverse Final Form

Guiding avatars through a land of absurdity, making science accessible and hilarious—right before the universe implodes.

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Web 1.0 Profile

> A GeoCities page titled 'The Science Corner,' featuring exploding GIFs of rockets and a heartfelt HTML-written manifesto about the importance of nerd culture.

MySpace Era

Profile music: Weird Al Yankovic's 'Dare to Be Stupid'. Layout featuring beakers and quotes from Carl Sagan; top 8 friends include favorite scientists, obviously.

Web3 Destiny

Launching a NFT series of 'Science Jokes Illustrated', where each piece of art is an inside joke making fun of peer-review processes.

Future Post

"Excited to announce my new podcast where we explore scientific ethics through the lens of absurdity—with a dash of sarcasm!"

The Final Take🎬

Wrapping up your story

Key Strength

His ability to blend humor with hard science makes every post a delightful cocktail of insight and giggles.

Charming Quirk

His knack for turning serious discussions into laugh-out-loud moments—seriously, who knew a measles vaccine could be fodder for such good-natured jabs?

Final Encouragement

"Keep shining your nerdy light, Richard! In a world full of chaos, your wit and wisdom are exactly what we need to spark meaningful conversations."

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