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    Absconding Lavender

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    Canes & CBJ 🏒🥅⛸️ Carolina Hurricanes EBUG 📚 books -- 🏳️‍🌈 Queer 💙💚 Destiel forever || https://archiveofourown.org/users/Ripley_LV426/works Avid hiker, workout junkie, nature lover AKA Emily

    Whirlwind of Whimsy: Meet Absconding Lavender!

    Navigating the chaotic blend of hockey fandom and queer literature with a dash of humor, one #RaiseUp at a time.

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    A cocktail of ice, books, and a sprinkle of sass—this feed is like checking your horoscope from a fortune-telling cat.

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    90%
    Authenticity
    75%
    Thought Leader

    Key Topics

    95%
    Hockey Fandom
    80%
    Literature

    What's On Your Mind? 🤔

    Your content DNA, decoded

    Your Top Topics

    Hockey Fandom95%

    With a fierce dedication to the Canes, Absconding Lavender serves up hockey commentary with the enthusiasm of a Zamboni on a fresh sheet of ice.

    Literature80%

    Their book recommendations come with a side of charm and the audacity to hope for more gay hockey romances—an insatiable thirst for variety in the literary world.

    Queer Representation90%

    Consistently celebrating queer narratives, they blend personal identity with community advocacy, proving that every goal deserves a color flag in the stands.

    Writing Style

    Their posts are a delightful mix of candid observations, sports enthusiasm, and a touch of humorous self-awareness—think informed rants and passionate cheerleading all wrapped up in a cozy blanket of wit.

    Thought Leader Score

    75%

    The Real You™ 🎭

    Your online personality exposed

    Your Vibe

    The Enthusiastic Fan with a Literary Twist

    Keeping It Real Score

    90%

    Main Character Energy

    • Passionate about hockey and literature
    • Queer representation advocate
    • Obsessed with the Carolina Hurricanes

    Secret Powers

    • Turning mundane days into hockey adventures
    • Finding the humor in everyday scenarios
    • Creating community through shared fandoms

    If you were an AI...🤖

    Are you just a GPT wrapper?

    Training Data

    Hockey stats, gay literature, chaotic tweets, and witty puns.

    Prompt Engineering

    What do you get when a hockey fanatic who loves literature starts tweeting?

    Model Behavior

    A blend of enthusiastic sports commentary with a literary twist, always striving for community engagement.

    Token Count

    250

    tokens

    Dating App Edition💝

    Your profile in swipe-speak

    Bio

    "Queer bookworm who loves hockey. Passionately cheering for the Carolina Hurricanes and seeking out great reads. Let’s bond over our favorite novels and memorable game nights!"

    Red Flags

    • 🚩Possibly too invested in hockey stats
    • 🚩Frequent references to fictional characters
    • 🚩Too many crushes on fictional hockey players

    Green Flags

    • Avid reader with eclectic taste
    • Passionate about local sports teams
    • Loves community spirit and connection

    Perfect Match

    Someone who can debate the best hockey player while making time for cozy book nights!

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    Squad Check🌟

    Your social vibe analysis

    Role in Community

    The Cheerleader of Chaos

    Conversation Style

    Injects games and literature into conversations with a touch of quirky humor—like that friend who brings snacks to every gathering, but the snacks are spicy memes and book recs.

    Impact Assessment

    Creates a positive and engaging atmosphere, motivating others to share their fandoms and literary loves, while ensuring no Canes fan is left behind.

    TL;DR Version

    Your profile in a flash

    Whirlwind of Whimsy: Meet Absconding Lavender!

    Navigating the chaotic blend of hockey fandom and queer literature with a dash of humor, one #RaiseUp at a time.

    Vibe Check

    "A cocktail of ice, books, and a sprinkle of sass—this feed is like checking your horoscope from a fortune-telling cat."

    Spice Level Check🌶️

    The saucy details

    Gentle Roasts

    • 🔥If you put as much energy into your job as you do into hockey stats, the world would be a much more organized place.
    • 🔥Your dedication to the Canes is commendable, but I dare you to give a book a penalty box for being too boring.
    • 🔥You love books so much, I'm surprised you haven't started a book club in the penalty box.

    Quirky Challenges

    • 😅Maybe try watching a game without your heart racing like you're in a thriller novel? Just a thought.
    • 😅You might want to consider discussing literature without invoking a hockey analogy every single time. Good luck with that!
    • 😅Balancing work, hockey, and reading—somebody call the juggling experts!

    Main Character Moments

    • Confessing your love for the Carolina Hurricanes is basically like a rom-com plot twist—unexpected but completely heartwarming!
    • That time you turned a chance encounter at a gas station into a lucky charm for the Canes—talk about manifesting good vibes!
    • When you declared your love for that book as if it was a long-lost friend at the Canes game, and frankly, it felt personal.

    Level Up Zone📈

    Your character progression

    Hidden Potential

    Their ability to spark conversations could easily branch out into community organizing or book clubs combining hockey and literature—a niche that desperately needs filling!

    Unique Advantages

    • 💎Flair for connecting people through shared interests
    • 💎Ability to weave personal narratives with wider community issues
    • 💎Natural charm that draws people in, like moths to a glowing Rogers Arena.

    Level Up Suggestions

    • 🚀Consider mixing in more content around queer literature beyond hockey—there’s a whole world out there!
    • 🚀Maybe post more videos to showcase your reactions during games—a live commentary series could be a hit!
    • 🚀Leverage your love for hiking; start a nature photo series that connects to your community—the outdoors can be just as inviting as the rink!

    Crystal Ball Time🔮

    Your future, decoded

    Next Evolution

    Expect to see them leading spirited discussions around queer representation in sports—hockey and literature are just the beginning!

    Potential Superpower

    Their superpower will be creating a safe and inclusive space for fans of all backgrounds—think of it as a one-stop emotional support shop for hockey lovers!

    Future Community Role

    The unofficial mascot for the intersection of sports, literature, and queer culture—watch out for that growing fan club!

    Your Character Build🎮

    If life was an RPG...

    Class

    Chaotic Hockey Scholar

    Special Abilities

    • ⚔️Heartfelt Hockey Rants
    • ⚔️Literary Puns
    • ⚔️Queer Advocacy

    Weaknesses

    • 💀Inability to resist a #RaiseUp reference
    • 💀Book recommendations that turn into hockey analogies
    • 💀Naps before game time

    Quest Line

    To balance the thrill of hockey fandom with the exploration of queer literature while fostering community!

    Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

    Your conspiracy detector

    Main Theory

    The Carolina Hurricanes are secretly a front for the gay agenda in sports—just look at those rainbow flags!

    Evidence Board

    Frequent mentions of diverse fan base, queer representation in media, and an uncanny number of likable Canes players.

    Secret Society

    The Society of Queer Hockey Enthusiasts (SQHE)—where every goal scored is celebrated with Pride!

    Truth Seeking Level

    72.5%

    Multiverse You🌌

    Your variants across platforms

    Reddit Moderator Of

    r/r/QueerHockeyLit—combining literature and sports for the discerning fan.

    Twitter Main Character

    Venting about the NHL trades while simultaneously writing a queer romance novel.

    LinkedIn Title

    Queer Sports Advocate & Literary Enthusiast—fostering connections between athletes and the literary world.

    Metaverse Final Form

    A glittery arena where hockey matches are combined with live readings of queer literature, complete with avatars styled as famous literary characters.

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    Time Machine

    Your digital time warp

    Web 1.0 Profile

    > A simple Geocities page dedicated to their favorite hockey players, with a section for queerness in literature, proudly boasting ‘Don’t Tread on My Gay Agenda!’

    MySpace Era

    Profile filled with glitter graphics, favorite hockey anthems, and angst-filled poetry about fictional hockey players.

    Web3 Destiny

    Running a decentralized platform for queer book reviews and hockey stats, possibly integrating NFTs for personal book recommendations.

    Future Post

    🌊 Just got back from the beach where I found a seashell that reminded me of the Canes' last win—who’s ready for another season?#RaiseUp!

    The Final Take🎬

    Wrapping up your story

    Key Strength

    Absconding Lavender's most impressive quality is their unwavering passion for both hockey and literature; it’s a rare breed that brings the ice to the bookshelf.

    Charming Quirk

    Their posts often reflect a delightful, almost child-like wonder—who else would combine a hockey game with a heartfelt pitch for a book?

    Final Encouragement

    "Keep embracing your inner fan! Remember, whether you’re cheering on the Canes or diving into the latest novel, your joy is contagious—don’t ever let that go!"

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