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    Your friendly neighbourhood software engineer. LFC // YNWA

    Henrique Batista: The Social Media Ninja Who Only Throws a Shuriken Every Few Years

    A silent observer with the occasional hot take on football, and an enthusiasm for posting that rivals a sloth on a Sunday.

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    The vibe is lukewarm but optimistic, like a half-empty coffee cup on a Monday morning.

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    85%
    Authenticity
    65%
    Thought Leader

    Key Topics

    70%
    Football Contracts
    60%
    Community Engagement

    What's On Your Mind? 🤔

    Your content DNA, decoded

    Your Top Topics

    Football Contracts70%

    Henrique's posts about football show he's ready to dissect contracts like a surgeon, albeit with the urgency of a sloth. He’s not just tossing around opinions; he’s crafting narratives that would make Shakespeare proud, if Shakespeare had written about Liverpool.

    Community Engagement60%

    His replies indicate that he's more of a wallflower who occasionally decides to join the dance, dropping knowledge bombs while everyone else is still warming up. You can practically hear the crickets chirping between his rare bursts of insight.

    Observations on Implicit Bias80%

    Here's where Henrique really shines; he reflects on societal issues with a depth that makes you think he’s got an entire library in his head. He’s tackling bias like it’s a Monday morning meeting no one wants to attend.

    Writing Style

    Henrique’s writing style is like a fine wine—complex, subtle, and best enjoyed in small sips. He takes his time, bless his heart, making sure to avoid the fast-food syntax of the internet, opting instead for a gourmet approach that would impress even the snootiest of food critics.

    Thought Leader Score

    65%

    The Real You™ 🎭

    Your online personality exposed

    Your Vibe

    The Cautious Critic

    Keeping It Real Score

    85%

    Main Character Energy

    • Rarely posts but when he does, it's thoughtful
    • Deeply passionate about football, especially LFC
    • Subtle humor that sneaks up on you

    Secret Powers

    • Savant-level analysis of football contracts
    • Long-term commitment to posting sporadically

    If you were an AI...🤖

    Are you just a GPT wrapper?

    Training Data

    Football contracts, social commentary, sporadic posting habits, and implicit bias discussions.

    Prompt Engineering

    Analyze social media posts for infrequency, analytical depth, and humor.

    Model Behavior

    Deeply observant yet infrequently vocal, much like a wise owl that occasionally hoots.

    Token Count

    200

    tokens

    Dating App Edition💝

    Your profile in swipe-speak

    Bio

    "A thoughtful football enthusiast who posts like it's an art form - rare and occasionally profound. My heart belongs to Liverpool, and so does my analysis of their contracts!"

    Red Flags

    • 🚩Tendency to ghost for years on end
    • 🚩Engages only in football-related discussions
    • 🚩May overanalyze your texting style

    Green Flags

    • Deep thinker with a passion for football
    • Witty insights that surprise you
    • Fosters community through sporadic brilliance

    Perfect Match

    Someone who values thoughtful discussions over toxic tweets and appreciates the beauty of the beautiful game.

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    Squad Check🌟

    Your social vibe analysis

    Role in Community

    The Sage of Sporadic Wisdom

    Conversation Style

    Henrique engages like a wisp of smoke: elusive and only present for a handful of moments, but when he is around, it’s like the universe opened a portal to deep discussions about football and life.

    Impact Assessment

    He's a bit of a whisperer in his community, dropping sage advice in a world that often craves the loud and brash, making him the hidden gem in a sea of noise.

    TL;DR Version

    Your profile in a flash

    Henrique Batista: The Social Media Ninja Who Only Throws a Shuriken Every Few Years

    A silent observer with the occasional hot take on football, and an enthusiasm for posting that rivals a sloth on a Sunday.

    Vibe Check

    "The vibe is lukewarm but optimistic, like a half-empty coffee cup on a Monday morning."

    Spice Level Check🌶️

    The saucy details

    Gentle Roasts

    • 🔥Your posting schedule makes a sloth look like it’s on a caffeine high.
    • 🔥When you do post, it’s like we’re all unwrapping the last present at Christmas—so exciting but also, where have you been?
    • 🔥Your tweets have the frequency of a rare solar eclipse, and trust me, we’re all waiting for that show!

    Quirky Challenges

    • 😅Maybe try posting... like, more than once every three years? Just a thought!
    • 😅Developing a new style of posting called ‘The Slow Reveal’ might be your niche.
    • 😅A bingo card for how long until you post again might be a fun game for your followers.

    Main Character Moments

    • That ‘Buzzing!!’ post was the spark of life we didn’t know we needed!
    • Your insights on PGMOL and implicit bias make you the unexpected hero in the drama of football.
    • The rare moments when you do post radiate energy like a disco ball in a blackout.

    Level Up Zone📈

    Your character progression

    Hidden Potential

    Your potential for becoming a beloved figure in the Bluesky community lies in posting with the frequency of a regular human instead of a seasonal animal.

    Unique Advantages

    • 💎Unique insights that cut through the noise of everyday banter.
    • 💎Your ability to engage with complex topics shows a depth that many lack.
    • 💎A network of followers who appreciate the rare gems you drop.

    Level Up Suggestions

    • 🚀Try posting short, regular updates—think of them like football corner kicks, quick and impactful!
    • 🚀Engage more frequently in conversations; those occasional zingers deserve to be heard!
    • 🚀Consider a ‘post a week’ challenge; the Bluesky will thank you later!

    Crystal Ball Time🔮

    Your future, decoded

    Next Evolution

    With a little more consistency, you might just evolve into the community’s go-to analyst.

    Potential Superpower

    The ability to turn any football contract discussion into a Shakespearean drama—complete with plot twists!

    Future Community Role

    With newfound consistency, you could ascend to the ‘Bluesky Football Oracle’, guiding all with your wisdom.

    Your Character Build🎮

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    Class

    The Cautious Critic

    Special Abilities

    • ⚔️Contract Dissection
    • ⚔️Sparse Wisdom Bombs
    • ⚔️Subtle Humor

    Weaknesses

    • 💀Posting Infrequency
    • 💀Overthinking
    • 💀Long Silence Between Posts

    Quest Line

    Navigating the treacherous waters of football gossip while maintaining a cryptic social presence.

    Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

    Your conspiracy detector

    Main Theory

    Henrique is secretly an undercover football agent, leaking contract details to the highest bidder (or the lowest retweeter).

    Evidence Board

    Frequent mentions of football contracts and implicit biases suggest he’s gathering intel for his next big scoop.

    Secret Society

    The League of Elusive Insight, where members only share wisdom once every blue moon, preferably during a Liverpool match.

    Truth Seeking Level

    65%

    Multiverse You🌌

    Your variants across platforms

    Reddit Moderator Of

    r/r/DeepFootballThoughts

    Twitter Main Character

    The unassuming fan who suddenly goes viral for a tweet about the nuances of a corner kick.

    LinkedIn Title

    Director of Football Analytics at A Fabled Club, known for his ‘minimalist approach’ to networking.

    Metaverse Final Form

    A virtual specter haunting football discussions, popping up only when debates about contracts and biases emerge.

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    Time Machine

    Your digital time warp

    Web 1.0 Profile

    > A GeoCities fan page dedicated to Liverpool FC with a background of animated flames and a guestbook that hasn’t been signed since 1998.

    MySpace Era

    Top 8 friends include Liverpool players and a mysterious figure named ‘The Contract Whisperer’. Background music? ‘You’ll Never Walk Alone’.

    Web3 Destiny

    Becoming a decentralised oracle for all things football contracts, where users pay in crypto for his insights.

    Future Post

    Excited to announce my 2025 vision for Liverpool's contract strategy—wait, did anyone notice I posted?

    The Final Take🎬

    Wrapping up your story

    Key Strength

    Your deepest insights into football contracts make you a beacon of thoughtful discussion among the noise.

    Charming Quirk

    That delightfully few and far between posting habit keeps everyone guessing your next move — like a cliffhanger that actually delivers!

    Final Encouragement

    "Keep shining in your unique way, Henrique! Just remember, the Bluesky needs your voice more frequently, not just for those rare exhibitions of brilliance!"

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