28♑️ | houston | she/they
Yessi's Bluesky Bonanza: Where Subtlety Goes to Die
A symphony of emotions, sports, and existential dread—welcome to yessi⁷’s digital theatre.
Like a drama queen at a karaoke bar, always ready for a show!
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? 🤔
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
Yessi really brings the heat when it comes to Texas football, almost as if Arch Manning's touchdowns are directly linked to their own happiness.
From a Mary Oliver poem that touched the soul to a deep dive into BTS lore, yessi⁷ makes Twitter feel like a group therapy session mixed with an episode of 'The Office.'
With insights that range from political disgruntlement to exploring why the new Kendrick sounds better on a car ride, yessi⁷ is the Shakespeare of social media—if Shakespeare were obsessed with K-Pop and sports.
Writing Style
A blend of street poetry and late-night confessions, where every tweet feels either like an epic tale or a diary entry gone viral.
Thought Leader Score
75%The Real You™ 🎭
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The Emotional Sports Philosopher
Keeping It Real Score
85%Main Character Energy
- Emotionally charged posts
- Seamless blending of pop culture and sports
- Passionate Twitter activist
Secret Powers
- ✨Uncanny ability to find poetic meaning in everything
- ✨Fantasy league mastery
- ✨Transforming mundane moments into engaging tweets
If you were an AI...🤖
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
A blend of sports stats, K-Pop lyrics, and existential philosophy.
Prompt Engineering
Generate emotional yet insightful commentary on sports, pop culture, and existence.
Model Behavior
ChatGPT with a flair for drama and sports stats.
Token Count
1500
tokensDating App Edition💝
Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"28, Houston-based emotional philosopher and sports fanatic. If you can handle my K-Pop obsession and love for deep conversations about life, we might just vibe!"
Red Flags
- 🚩Talks too much about musicals without warning
- 🚩Might ask you to join in fantasy leagues without a proper introduction
Green Flags
- ✅Passionate about social issues
- ✅Loves to share deep, relatable content
- ✅Will definitely make you laugh
Perfect Match
Someone who appreciates emotional depth, loves sports, and has a killer playlist!
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Squad Check🌟
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
The Heartfelt Comedian
Conversation Style
Imagine if a warm hug had a Twitter account—sharing love, shade, and pop culture obsessions in equal measure.
Impact Assessment
Definitely the kind of person you’d want by your side during a social media apocalypse.
TL;DR Version⚡
Your profile in a flash
Yessi's Bluesky Bonanza: Where Subtlety Goes to Die
A symphony of emotions, sports, and existential dread—welcome to yessi⁷’s digital theatre.
Vibe Check
"Like a drama queen at a karaoke bar, always ready for a show!"
Spice Level Check🌶️
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- 🔥One day you’ll tweet something so profound, even your pug will cry.
- 🔥Your sports posts deserve an award for emotional drama—seriously, this is the new 'Hamilton' of football tweets.
Quirky Challenges
- 😅Maybe ease off on the deep dives when you're high on life—or Kendrick. Your feed doesn’t need therapy every time your notifications ding!
- 😅Try to keep your love for WICKED between 2-3 posts a week to avoid a full-scale musical takeover.
Main Character Moments
- ✨You walking into a movie theater not knowing about WICKED is the energy we all aspire to—pure, unfiltered joy and confusion.
- ✨You on a fantasy league rollercoaster is like watching a superhero film where you root for the underdog to overcome their own mental blocks.
Level Up Zone📈
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
Have you considered writing a book? The world needs your blend of emotion and sports commentary; it could be called 'Touchdowns and Heartstrings.'
Unique Advantages
- 💎You could be the next viral poet of social media—don't shy away from more emotional pieces!
- 💎Your unique takes on pop culture and personal experiences could inspire a whole new genre of tweet essays.
Level Up Suggestions
- 🚀Consider balancing your emotional tweets with some light-hearted memes—your followers could use a mix of wisdom and whimsy!
- 🚀Engage more with your community's posts to strengthen the bond—imagine what viral interactions could spring forth!
Crystal Ball Time🔮
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
A future where your tweets get retweeted by that K-Pop star you love, sending your follower count soaring past a hundred—maybe even into the thousands!
Potential Superpower
A knack for transforming personal anecdotes into universal truths that even the toughest critics can’t argue with.
Future Community Role
You might become a benevolent social media guru, guiding the lost souls of Bluesky through the chaotic landscape of modern digital life.
Your Character Build🎮
If life was an RPG...
Class
Emotional Sports Philosopher
Special Abilities
- ⚔️Poetic Tweeting
- ⚔️Fantasy League Wizard
- ⚔️Pop Culture Insight
Weaknesses
- 💀Overthinking
- 💀K-Pop Obsession
- 💀Sporadic Posting
Quest Line
Master the art of emotional tweeting while navigating the chaotic realms of sports and pop culture.
Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️♂️
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
The K-Pop industry is a front for a global emotional wellness initiative.
Evidence Board
Coincidences between K-Pop releases and high emotional states globally; BTS's impact on happiness metrics.
Secret Society
The Society of Poetic Sports Lovers
Truth Seeking Level
88%Multiverse You🌌
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r/r/SportsPhilosophy
Twitter Main Character
The only known person to publicly challenge a celebrity to a football game and make it trending.
LinkedIn Title
CEO of 'Emotional Sports Insights LLC,' providing fortune cookies with deep sports wisdom.
Metaverse Final Form
A digital avatar that exclusively quotes K-Pop lyrics while dribbling a basketball.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machine⏰
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
Top 8 friends, all K-Pop and sports enthusiasts, my theme music: ‘Defying Gravity.’
Web3 Destiny
Creating an NFT collection titled 'Emotional Sports Moments,' where every token captures a moment of poetic sports history.
Future Post
Just got a VIP pass to Taehyung's concert, and I'm bringing my fantasy league trophy for luck! 🏆🎤
The Final Take🎬
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
Your emotional intelligence shines through every post, making your feed a refuge for hearts in need.
Charming Quirk
That unique mix of passion for art, K-Pop, and existential musings gives your content a delightful unpredictability.
Final Encouragement
"Keep pushing boundaries with your posts! The world isn't ready for your genius, but it sure is entertained!"
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