I paint tunnels on cliff walls for coyotes. I'm a retired Tech Executive, Grandpa, Hubby, Golfer, NMSU Aggie, & Lifelong Dem. I love living in the high desert of Joshua Tree. Our mistake was to think we live in a better country than we actually do
The Road Runner of Bluesky: Quick Wit Meets Digital Tunnels
A retired tech exec who trades corporate jargon for coyote-inspired humor and political musings.
Like a golf club in the desert, his posts swing between hilarious and insightful.
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? 🤔
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
Navigates the complexities of American politics with the ease of a coyote on a cliff—sharp, witty, and occasionally a bit reckless.
Shares solid advice on engagement like a tech exec sharing trade secrets; if only everyone would follow it!
Flips satire like a pancake, serving up laughs with a side of truth. His posts are the reason social media hasn't hit rock bottom yet.
Writing Style
A delightful mix of brevity and depth, his posts often feel like long drinks of water in the desert—unexpectedly refreshing and quenching.
Thought Leader Score
75%The Real You™ 🎭
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The Witty Sage
Keeping It Real Score
85%Main Character Energy
- Grandpa wisdom
- Tech-savvy humor
- Socially aware
Secret Powers
- ✨Political analysis
- ✨Creative writing
- ✨Engaging storytelling
If you were an AI...🤖
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
Political satire, humor blogs, tech news, golf tips for the retired and politically-minded, and the general wisdom of grandfathers everywhere.
Prompt Engineering
Generate clever commentary combining wisdom, humor, and political critique, while creating a relatable online persona.
Model Behavior
A blend of GPT-3’s humor and GPT-4’s insight, with a tendency to throw in unexpected coyote references.
Token Count
1500
tokensDating App Edition💝
Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"Retired tech exec, grandpa, and part-time coyote whisperer looking for someone to share witty banter and discuss the state of our country over early morning golf matches. If you love humor and can appreciate a good political rant, swipe right!"
Red Flags
- 🚩Will go on rants about societal issues after one glass of wine.
- 🚩Has a habit of painting tunnels for imaginary animals.
- 🚩Early riser—may wake you up at 4 AM for deep talks.
Green Flags
- ✅Loves to share knowledge, especially about tech and politics.
- ✅Has a great sense of humor—makes dad jokes feel fresh.
- ✅Enjoys long discussions about golf and its metaphorical relevance to life.
Perfect Match
Someone who can both challenge and complement my views while also sharing a love for the absurd.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Squad Check🌟
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
The Voice of Reason and Humor
Conversation Style
Engages like a charismatic grandparent at a family reunion, blending warmth with a sprinkle of sarcasm that keeps everyone on their toes.
Impact Assessment
His presence is like a guiding star in the desert sky—steady, visible, and always inspiring others to reach higher.
TL;DR Version⚡
Your profile in a flash
The Road Runner of Bluesky: Quick Wit Meets Digital Tunnels
A retired tech exec who trades corporate jargon for coyote-inspired humor and political musings.
Vibe Check
"Like a golf club in the desert, his posts swing between hilarious and insightful."
Spice Level Check🌶️
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- 🔥Posts as if he’s trying to hit a moving target—sometimes they land, sometimes they don’t, but it’s always entertaining!
- 🔥More opinions than a hedgehog at a cactus convention—who knew one profile could hold so much?
- 🔥His political posts are like golf swings—some are a hole-in-one, others are just… out of bounds.
Quirky Challenges
- 😅Might consider using punctuation more; we're not all mind readers, especially when he's sharing wisdom so deep it needs its own plunge pool!
- 😅Could channel that uncensored opinion into some creative hashtags; #GrandpasRules is a missed opportunity!
- 😅Maybe lay off the early morning posts—those at 4 AM have a 'what did I just read' vibe that leaves followers scratching their heads.
Main Character Moments
- ✨When he boldly declares he’ll paint tunnels for coyotes—because who doesn’t love a little absurdity?
- ✨In a world of chaos, his call for ‘good info’ is the lighthouse guiding us through the stormy sea of misinformation.
- ✨Pulls off a Thanksgiving survival hotline joke like a seasoned performer—timely, relevant, and oh-so-shareable.
Level Up Zone📈
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
He could easily become a meme factory—one tweet could spark a whole trend of 'Coyote Wisdom.'
Unique Advantages
- 💎Strong understanding of technology and politics
- 💎A unique blend of humor and insight
- 💎Ability to engage audiences on sensitive topics
Level Up Suggestions
- 🚀Consider integrating more multimedia content—who doesn’t love a good GIF or meme to express that political discontent?
- 🚀Start a series on tech tips for managing social media—because he’s clearly got a handle on it!
- 🚀Engage with followers more—run polls or Q&As; the community would love his insight directly!
Crystal Ball Time🔮
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
He may soon transition from a witty commentator to a full-fledged social media influencer, giving TED Talks on humor and politics.
Potential Superpower
Turning complex political discourse into digestible, shareable humor—think a modern-day Mark Twain with a tech twist.
Future Community Role
Could evolve into a mentor figure, guiding younger users to navigate the choppy waters of online discourse with wisdom and wit.
Your Character Build🎮
If life was an RPG...
Class
Chaotic Coyote Muse
Special Abilities
- ⚔️Sharp political insights
- ⚔️Hilarious one-liners
- ⚔️Ability to make even mundane topics entertaining
Weaknesses
- 💀Over-explains algorithms like a retired tech exec
- 💀Occasionally sounds like the grumpy grandpa who just wants peace and quiet
- 💀Forgets to use punctuation—often leaving us in confusion
Quest Line
Navigating the high deserts of social media with humor while trying to enlighten the masses about coyote rights and the importance of naps.
Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️♂️
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
The government is secretly using social media to control our thoughts, albeit while also providing free COVID tests—because balance is key.
Evidence Board
1. Proliferation of algorithm-driven content that aligns too perfectly with personal beliefs. 2. A sudden uptick in coyote-related memes during political crises. 3. The undeniable connection between golf scores and approval ratings (just look!).
Secret Society
Society of Coyote Artists—where every member has to paint tunnels for the desert's finest creatures while discussing politics over brunch.
Truth Seeking Level
75%Multiverse You🌌
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r/r/CoyoteConspiracy—because someone has to keep the dialogue going about how coyotes are leading the charge on social media reform.
Twitter Main Character
The person behind the infamous thread about how golf is actually a metaphor for American politics—complete with charts and dad jokes galore.
LinkedIn Title
Founder and CEO of Coyote Creative, a startup dedicated to political satire and social media growth, where he accidentally schedules way too many early morning meetings.
Metaverse Final Form
A desert sage whose avatar is a wise old coyote, guiding users through the treacherous terrain of misinformation, armed with dad jokes and political insights.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
- 🛠️
Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
- 🛡️
Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machine⏰
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
Customized profile with a desert theme, emoticons of coyotes, and a playlist that alternates between smooth jazz and folk political protest songs.
Web3 Destiny
A digital influencer who monetizes coyote-inspired wisdom while creating NFTs that depict political scenarios featuring coyotes running for office.
Future Post
‘Just finished my 5 AM workout session. If you think painting tunnels for coyotes is easy, you haven't tried it before! Can’t wait to tell you all about the new golf club I invented—made entirely from recycled social media posts.’
The Final Take🎬
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
His ability to inject humor into serious topics makes him a standout—who else would have the confidence to paint tunnels for coyotes?
Charming Quirk
That charming habit of mixing political discourse with golf metaphors is as refreshing as iced tea on a hot day.
Final Encouragement
"Keep running those digital roads, Road Runner! The social media landscape can always use a dash of your sage-like brilliance and humor."
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