Robert’s rants on Trump read like a Shakespearean tragedy; each tariff is a misstep that leads to chaos, complete with a modern-day Iago (who apparently has a penchant for making the economy do a backflip).

He’ll connect tariffs to homelessness like an overcaffeinated puzzle master; clearly, he’s been taking notes from the ‘Housing Crisis for Dummies’ handbook, and his passion is palpable.

From calling out Democrats to throwing shade at Republicans, Robert channels his inner philosopher-king, demanding not just change but a renaissance of responsibility. It's as if Socrates decided to run for office, but instead of Hemlock, he’s serving up political burn.