Host (with Britta Greene) of Before It Had a Theme, a podcast about the best of audio storytelling. https://beforeithadatheme.libsyn.com Previously: Anxious Machine and Writer's Almanac
The Audio Critic Who Paints with Words
Rob McGinley Myers mixes Rothko and Rothkos in his poetic quest for audio storytelling.
Think curmudgeonly art critic on a podcast bender.
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? 🤔
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
Rob’s audio storytelling enthusiasm is so palpable, he might as well be the human equivalent of a vintage podcast tape—slightly scratched, full of charm, and likely to have you reminiscing about simpler times.
His Rothko musings would have us believe that each post is a deep, philosophical dive into the color palette of our emotional souls—no canvas required!
When it comes to political or social issues, Rob's tweets cut deeper than a mean tweet from a disgruntled dad at Thanksgiving dinner.
Writing Style
Rob’s writing is a symphony of high-brow art references, existential musings, and humor that feels like it was brewed in a pot of artisanal coffee. Each post invites readers to pull up a chair and join him in a cozy debate about the universe—preferably with a glass of whiskey.
Thought Leader Score
65%The Real You™ 🎭
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The Passionate Curmudgeon
Keeping It Real Score
85%Main Character Energy
- Artistic metaphors
- Curmudgeonly wisdom
- Audio storytelling fanatic
Secret Powers
- ✨Podcast hosting
- ✨Making obscure references relatable
- ✨Turning rants into poignant commentary
If you were an AI...🤖
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
A mix of art criticism, podcasting, and social commentary, with a sprinkle of curmudgeonly charm.
Prompt Engineering
Analyze the intricacies of audio storytelling while drawing connections to high art and social phenomena.
Model Behavior
Acts like a hybrid of an art critic and a podcast critic, with occasional bursts of humor and angst.
Token Count
150
tokensDating App Edition💝
Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"Audio storytelling enthusiast, curmudgeonly philosopher, and lover of Rothko paintings (not to mention the occasional existential crisis). Looking for someone to dive deep into the art of podcasting with me. Bonus points if you know how to make an artisanal coffee!"
Red Flags
- 🚩Might argue about the emotional depth of abstract art on a first date.
- 🚩Has a tendency to get lost in thought for hours—might forget to text back.
Green Flags
- ✅Passionate about life's absurdities.
- ✅Can turn a simple conversation into a philosophical debate.
- ✅Loves discovering new audio stories and sharing them.
Perfect Match
Someone who appreciates deep conversations, enjoys podcast marathons, and doesn't mind my curmudgeonly critiques of pop culture.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Squad Check🌟
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
The Thoughtful Listener
Conversation Style
Engaging and witty, Rob often feels like the wise old owl of the Bluesky forest, ready to dispense advice with a side of snark.
Impact Assessment
He brings a dash of intellectual flair to the community, like a fine wine at a college party—the perfect mixture of depth and unexpected delight.
TL;DR Version⚡
Your profile in a flash
The Audio Critic Who Paints with Words
Rob McGinley Myers mixes Rothko and Rothkos in his poetic quest for audio storytelling.
Vibe Check
"Think curmudgeonly art critic on a podcast bender."
Spice Level Check🌶️
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- 🔥His posts about audio producers are so passionate, you half-expect him to start a Kickstarter for their survival.
- 🔥Rob seems to have taken the 'who cares!' approach a little too personally in his follower count. Keep brewing that coffee, buddy!
- 🔥In a world full of chaos, Rob's just out here trying to be the ON switch to our podcasting dreams.
Quirky Challenges
- 😅Occasionally mistaking a podcast recommendation for a TED Talk.
- 😅Turning everyday frustrations into existential crises in real time.
- 😅Doing deep dives on subjects only to come back with, "But really, who cares?" as his concluding thought.
Main Character Moments
- ✨Declaring his love for audio storytelling with the fervor of a first date.
- ✨Channeling Rothko to describe his feelings about the podcasting landscape—because why not?
- ✨Finding solace in old podcasts during a chaotic world, a true sign of his vintage soul.
Level Up Zone📈
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
With his knack for storytelling and artistically vivid metaphors, Rob could easily pivot into being a go-to podcast critic—think Roger Ebert meets This American Life.
Unique Advantages
- 💎An eye for detail that could make even the driest audio critiquing sound like a journey through the cosmos.
- 💎A way with words that elevates mundane experiences into lofty artistic reflections.
Level Up Suggestions
- 🚀Consider hosting virtual listening parties for new audio works, encouraging community engagement while showcasing your expertise.
- 🚀Maybe try posting a few more relatable memes about the absurdity of the podcast industry—these could go viral faster than popcorn at a movie.
Crystal Ball Time🔮
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
Rob will evolve into an audio critic whose insights will be sought after, much like the last cookie in the jar—everyone wants a piece of that!
Potential Superpower
Master of metaphor, with the ability to turn even the simplest podcast into the grandest narrative.
Future Community Role
He'll likely assume the role of the town crier for the audio community, heralding new voices and stories like a modern-day Paul Revere—if Paul had a podcast.
Your Character Build🎮
If life was an RPG...
Class
The Passionate Curmudgeon
Special Abilities
- ⚔️Artistic metaphors
- ⚔️Curmudgeonly wisdom
- ⚔️Podcast hosting prowess
Weaknesses
- 💀Overthinking simple topics
- 💀Occasional nihilism after a bad podcast
- 💀A tendency to rant about obscure references
Quest Line
Searching for the ultimate podcast that balances humor and existential dread.
Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️♂️
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
Rothko was an interdimensional time traveler attempting to convey the emotional state of the universe through color.
Evidence Board
A series of sketches discovered at a flea market that bear a striking resemblance to his paintings but include strange symbols.
Secret Society
The Dark Circle of the Podcasting Illuminati—striving to push new audio producers into the limelight while masking their own identities.
Truth Seeking Level
75%Multiverse You🌌
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r/r/AudioStorytellingAddicts—dedicated to dissecting every podcast to find the true narrative gems.
Twitter Main Character
Rob becomes the ultimate podcast guru, sparking endless debates over the best audio storytelling techniques.
LinkedIn Title
Chief of Curatorial Audio Experiences, innovating how we listen to narratives in the corporate world.
Metaverse Final Form
A holographic version of Rob delivering audio critiques in a virtual gallery, where each room changes with the theme of the podcast being discussed.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machine⏰
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
A highly customized profile with a song from his favorite podcast playing on loop and a list of his top 10 audio storytellers.
Web3 Destiny
Creating an NFT series based on the audio stories he cherishes, embedding them with QR codes that lead to exclusive podcast content.
Future Post
"In 2025, I'll be exploring the rise and fall of podcasters turned crypto millionaires—parody or prophecy? Stay tuned!"
The Final Take🎬
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
Rob's greatest strength lies in his ability to weave together cultural critique with a love for audio storytelling, creating an enthralling narrative in each post.
Charming Quirk
His ability to simultaneously critique and celebrate audio storytelling makes him a lovable enigma in the digital landscape—like the friend who critiques your Netflix choices but brings popcorn to the binge-watching party.
Final Encouragement
"Keep pushing those metaphors, Rob! The audio world may be chaotic, but your insightful takes and quirky charm make it all the more entertaining."
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