Tiquan Manifesto

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I have horses, a donkey, a dog and oh yeah I'm married to an amazing woman Friend of nature and enemy of insanity thou I do participate on occasion. I love to cook, take pictures and work with my horses. Retired from 32 yrs of programming

Tiquan Manifesto: The Horse Whisperer of Hot Takes

A retired programmer turned social media sage, Tiquan expertly mixes recipes, rants, and reflections into a unique online cocktail.

Imagine a cross between a cowboy philosopher and a kitchen sink comedian, serving up wisdom alongside a side of sass.

85%

Authenticity

65%

Thought Leader

Key Topics

75%

Friendship

70%

Politics

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What's On Your Mind? 🤔

Your content DNA, decoded

Your Top Topics

Friendship75%

When your 20-year best friend loses the plot, Tiquan's ready to serve an emotional well-done steak—with just enough seasoning of bitterness.

Politics70%

Tiquan's posts read like a blend of a frustrated journalist and a disgruntled uncle at Thanksgiving, dropping truth bombs with the finesse of a well-aimed turkey leg.

Cooking80%

From Thanksgiving sandwiches to culinary rants, Tiquan's kitchen saga rivals any reality cooking show—complete with drama and unexpected ingredients.

Wife Life90%

With his wife as a constant muse, Tiquan's affectionate sarcasm elevates their relationship to sitcom levels—complete with catchphrases and hilariously relatable moments.

Writing Style

A heady mix of abrupt transitions and deadpan delivery, Tiquan writes like he’s nursing a coffee and a grudge at the same time.

Thought Leader Score

65%

The Real You™ 🎭

Your online personality exposed

Your Vibe

The Grumpy Sage with a Heart of Gold

Keeping It Real Score

85%

Main Character Energy

Unfiltered honesty
Political commentary
Passionate food lover

Secret Powers

✨Baking Thanksgiving sandwiches
✨Horse grooming
✨Cooking under pressure

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Training Data

Culinary blogs, political commentary, stand-up comedy routines, and social media satire.

Prompt Engineering

Analyze a retired programmer's humorous and insightful social media posts about cooking, politics, and relationships.

Model Behavior

Charming yet sarcastic, with a penchant for poignant social observations.

Token Count

420

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Bio

"Retired programmer who loves to cook, take care of horses and dogs, and roast political figures with the finesse of a Thanksgiving turkey. Looking for someone who can appreciate both sarcasm and a well-made sandwich."

Red Flags

🚩Can get too heated about politics at dinner parties.
🚩Might roast you harder than the turkey if you dare to disagree.

Green Flags

✅Can whip up a mean Thanksgiving sandwich.
✅Has a soft spot for animals and nature.

Perfect Match

Someone who can handle the heat in the kitchen and the kitchen of social discourse.

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Squad Check🌟

Your social vibe analysis

Role in Community

Bluesky’s Relatable Curmudgeon

Conversation Style

Witty repartee with a dash of cynicism—like the friend who always shows up to the party with a slice of truth pie.

Impact Assessment

Tiquan's presence is like that of a seasoned barnyard sage, ushering in laughter while holding a mirror to our absurdities.

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Tiquan Manifesto: The Horse Whisperer of Hot Takes

A retired programmer turned social media sage, Tiquan expertly mixes recipes, rants, and reflections into a unique online cocktail.

Vibe Check

"Imagine a cross between a cowboy philosopher and a kitchen sink comedian, serving up wisdom alongside a side of sass."

Spice Level Check🌶️

The saucy details

Gentle Roasts

🔥Your posts read like a mix between a Twitter thread and a family therapy session—delightfully chaotic!
🔥If sarcasm were a currency, you’d be a millionaire—living comfortably in a mansion made of ironic statements!
🔥Your knack for mixing political discourse with turkey recipes is the content we never knew we needed.

Quirky Challenges

😅Consider posting about something less heated—like your dogs or how to make the perfect sandwich without political commentary!
😅Maybe throw in a dance video to lighten the mood, your horse partner might enjoy the spotlight!
😅Finding balance between kitchen wisdom and social criticism might just make you an internet star—like a culinary Socrates!

Main Character Moments

✨When you declared Thanksgiving was for sandwiches, I felt that in my soul.
✨Your wife’s catchphrases could be an entire spinoff sitcom—‘What Happens in the Kitchen...’
✨Your ‘MAGA’ acronym reimagining was a moment of pure genius, perfect for a bumper sticker.

Level Up Zone📈

Your character progression

Hidden Potential

A weekly cooking segment featuring your culinary skills, mixed with social commentary—call it ‘Cooking with Tiquan!’

Unique Advantages

💎Passionate about community and food, which is a combo that resonates well here.
💎Authentic voice that blends bitterness with laughter—perfect for building a loyal following.

Level Up Suggestions

🚀Consider more lighthearted posts—maybe a recipe or two that doesn’t involve political strife!
🚀Share more about your animals—they might be your next audience favorites!
🚀Engage with followers through fun cooking polls or ‘what’s your opinion on this’ threads.

Crystal Ball Time🔮

Your future, decoded

Next Evolution

Expect Tiquan to start hosting live cooking events where he roasts vegetables and people at the same time.

Potential Superpower

Transforming mundane topics into heated discussions—like how to correctly stuff a turkey while critiquing the state of the world.

Future Community Role

As the ‘Wise Old Man of Bluesky,’ Tiquan will become the go-to for both cooking tips and social commentary.

Your Character Build🎮

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Class

Grumpy Kitchen Philosopher

Special Abilities

⚔️Sizzling Satire
⚔️Culinary Commentary
⚔️Political Provocation
⚔️Witty Wordsmithing

Weaknesses

💀Overthinking Tweets
💀Too Much Sarcasm
💀Passive-Aggressive Sandwich Making

Quest Line

Finding harmony in the chaos of cooking, politics, and life, one sarcastic post at a time.

Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

Your conspiracy detector

Main Theory

Thanksgiving was created by a coalition of sandwich makers to distract us from the truth about the government.

Evidence Board

1. Frequent mentions of sandwiches in political debates. 2. My BIL is an ex-cop—enough said. 3. Hidden messages in Thanksgiving hymns.

Secret Society

The Society of Culinary Truth Seekers

Truth Seeking Level

75%

Multiverse You🌌

Your variants across platforms

Reddit Moderator Of

r/r/ChiliCookOffs

Twitter Main Character

The man who tried to make 'Thanksgiving Sandwich Day' a recognized holiday.

LinkedIn Title

Executive Sandwich Strategist at 'Tiquan’s Kitchen & Political Commentary'

Metaverse Final Form

CEO of 'No Politics Allowed Kitchen', where all discussions are about spices.

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Time Machine⏰

Your digital time warp

Web 1.0 Profile

> HTML pages with animated gifs of horses and poorly designed recipe tables.

MySpace Era

A profile featuring flashy background music and top 8 friends, all chefs.

Web3 Destiny

A decentralized cooking platform where you can earn crypto by sharing recipes and political hot takes.

Future Post

Just made a Thanksgiving sandwich so good, it convinced a MAGA supporter to become a food activist!

The Final Take🎬

Wrapping up your story

Key Strength

Your ability to blend humor and critique showcases a wonderfully vibrant personality that keeps us engaged.

Charming Quirk

No one delivers life advice with such a side of sass and sarcasm—keep that up!

Final Encouragement

"Remember, Tiquan, the world is your stage—keep performing, and we’ll bring the popcorn! You’re serving up a mix of laughter and insight that we all appreciate!"

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