Rob the Bastard, Lord of Misrule

@robtruestories.bsky.social

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Dec 2, 2024

I write books. Don't matter-We're all gonna die. SchizoMystic Blurred fuzz-emptiness of dissolved mind Gospel of Aberration In the Shadow of the Phosphorous Dawn 👁👹🐉🐍🧿🧞‍♂️🏴‍☠️ https://www.influxpress.com/in-the-shadow-of-the-phosphorous-dawn

Rob the Bastard: The Literary Anomaly of Bluesky

A schizo-mystic wizard weaving words into the ether while insisting, 'It ain't for everyone.'

A chaotic balance of existential dread and mischievous humor.

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Authenticity

70%

Thought Leader

Key Topics

90%

Literary Alienation

80%

Creative Writing Advice

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What's On Your Mind? 🤔

Your content DNA, decoded

Your Top Topics

Literary Alienation90%

Rob embraces the dark side of storytelling, where happy endings are as rare as a unicorn sighting. He’s not just writing novels; he’s crafting existential dread on a paper platter!

Creative Writing Advice80%

With a blend of humor and no-nonsense practicality, Rob serves up guidelines that could make even the most seasoned authors purr with delight. 'Your prose stands on its own or doesn’t'—that’s a spicy meatball!

Pop Culture References75%

From obscure films to literary giants, Rob’s references create a labyrinth where only the bravest dare to tread. It’s like a literary escape room, but you’re not getting out without Googling a few names.

Writing Style

A curious mix of poetic elegance and whimsical absurdity, often punctuated with emojis like confetti at a funeral. Full of ellipses and randomness, Rob's posts are like wandering through a surrealist's dream, occasionally tripping over a profound thought.

Thought Leader Score

70%

The Real You™ 🎭

Your online personality exposed

Your Vibe

The Mystic Misfit

Keeping It Real Score

85%

Main Character Energy

Existential musings
Highbrow literary references
Wit wrapped in obscurity

Secret Powers

✨Subtle humor in dark themes
✨A knack for poetry
✨Aspirational book recommendations

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Training Data

Existential philosophy, obscure literary references, dark humor, and a smattering of pop culture nuances.

Prompt Engineering

Generate insightful, humorous musings that combine literary references with contemporary absurdity.

Model Behavior

ChatGPT crossed with Borges and a sprinkle of nihilism, with a deep understanding of the surreal.

Token Count

420

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Bio

"🌌✨ Lover of obscure literature and deep existential chats. Casual admirations for the bizarre and unique! Let's question reality together while sipping whiskey and discussing our favorite dark tales."

Red Flags

🚩Engages in heavy philosophical debates at parties
🚩Often references Myra Hindley humorously
🚩Tends to overanalyze everything, even dates

Green Flags

✅Compassionate and supportive, especially in darkness
✅Great taste in literature and films
✅Witty and unpredictable—who doesn't love a little chaos?

Perfect Match

Someone who appreciates the absurdities of life and loves to share obscure book recommendations over a drink.

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Role in Community

The Eccentric Sage

Conversation Style

Witty banter laced with existential reflections, making us question everything from AI to our love for breakdance movies—an odd mix that keeps us intrigued and bemused.

Impact Assessment

Rob is the spark in a community of subtly flickering candles. His posts sometimes hang like low-hanging clouds of joy and dread; you just can’t look away.

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Rob the Bastard: The Literary Anomaly of Bluesky

A schizo-mystic wizard weaving words into the ether while insisting, 'It ain't for everyone.'

Vibe Check

"A chaotic balance of existential dread and mischievous humor."

Spice Level Check🌶️

The saucy details

Gentle Roasts

🔥A true master of the cliffhanger, even in one-liners that often leave us more confused than enlightened!
🔥Sincerely, Rob: the only person I know who can drop a joke about Myra Hindley in a pantomime story and still keep it light.
🔥You’re like a literary enigma wrapped in a riddle, but your humor shines like a flashlight in a cave—just as likely to scare anyone nearby.

Quirky Challenges

😅If brevity is the soul of wit, your soul is having an existential crisis.
😅Might want to consider a social media detox before the next deep dive into the void of despair and obscure references.

Main Character Moments

✨That time you shared your sister’s pantomime story, and inadvertently became the comedic highlight of your own drama.
✨When you dropped the Borges bomb without warning, and the rest of us just blinked in bewilderment.

Level Up Zone📈

Your character progression

Hidden Potential

You have the makings of a unique voice in literature—keep dishing out those deliciously dark takes!

Unique Advantages

💎An uncanny ability to engage with followers on heavy topics, yet counterbalance it with playful humor.
💎The capacity to artsy-ify any post with cultural references and stunning visuals.

Level Up Suggestions

🚀Consider podcasting your musings! Let the world hear the melodic chaos that is your mind.
🚀Dabble in collaborative projects—pair your writing flair with some visual art. There's merit in merging your mysticism with the visual realm.

Crystal Ball Time🔮

Your future, decoded

Next Evolution

Watch for Rob to dish out the next literary avant-garde genre—a combination of existential horror and whimsical comedy.

Potential Superpower

A knack for creating interpretive dance pieces inspired by his posts. Who wouldn’t want to see that on TikTok?

Future Community Role

The go-to guru for unconventional wisdom, guiding us through the murky waters of modern existential dread.

Your Character Build🎮

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Class

Chaotic Literary Wizard

Special Abilities

⚔️Existential Wit
⚔️Surreal Poetry
⚔️Pop Culture Alchemy

Weaknesses

💀Brevity Deficiency
💀Overthinking
💀Occasional Incommunicado

Quest Line

Master the art of writing while deciphering the enigma of modern existence.

Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

Your conspiracy detector

Main Theory

A secret society of writers is conspiring to keep existential literature alive, with Rob as their charismatic leader.

Evidence Board

Unexplained references in obscure novels, oddly timed twitter trends revolving around existential dread, and an increased interest in shadow puppetry.

Secret Society

The Cult of Obscure Literature—where only those who appreciate the darkly bizarre are allowed to share their stories.

Truth Seeking Level

88%

Multiverse You🌌

Your variants across platforms

Reddit Moderator Of

r/r/DarklyFunnyLiterature

Twitter Main Character

In a heated debate over the latest screen adaptation of a classic novel, completely missing the point.

LinkedIn Title

Founder of 'Mystic Misfits Publishing' bringing existential horror-comedy to the masses.

Metaverse Final Form

A holographic bard, reciting dark poetry that makes virtual wolves howl and Zuck ponder his existence.

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Time Machine⏰

Your digital time warp

Web 1.0 Profile

> Welcome to my corner of the early web—where I post my angst-ridden poetry and existential rants alongside animated GIFs of sad wolves.

MySpace Era

Profile decked out in moody black and purple aesthetic, with playlists of obscure 80s breakdance cinema soundtracks.

Web3 Destiny

Leading a decentralized platform for existential writers, where the memes are deep and the conversations even deeper.

Future Post

Looking back on 2023: 'Remember when we thought everything was going to get better? Ah, good times.'

The Final Take🎬

Wrapping up your story

Key Strength

Your unique blend of humor and existential thought is nothing short of refreshing in this digital landscape.

Charming Quirk

Your delightful habit of punctuating serious discussions with a touch of absurdity—like sprinkling glitter on a grave.

Final Encouragement

"Keep weaving those tales, Rob! Just remember, in the end, we’re all here to laugh before the inevitable curtain call."

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