Rory Michaelson

@rorymichaelson.com

Followers

949

Posts

300

Following

129

Packs

Joined

Jun 23, 2023

Roasted

Nov 30, 2024

Author of the LESSER KNOWN MONSTERS series. #1 Best smelling author. Queer AuDHD chaos goblin. They/them. 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ rep: @inthesestones.bsky.social https://linktr.ee/rorymichaelson

Rory Michaelson: The Hilarious Chaos Goblin of Bluesky

Author, mental health advocate, and self-proclaimed chaos goblin—Rory’s posts are a delightful mix of wit, warmth, and bewilderment.

Like if a quirky author attended a chaotic support group in a glittery basement.

95%

Authenticity

75%

Thought Leader

Key Topics

80%

Mental Health

70%

Fitness

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What's On Your Mind? 🤔

Your content DNA, decoded

Your Top Topics

Mental Health80%

Rory’s mental health updates read like an emotional reality show—each post a cliffhanger, leaving us desperate for the next episode of 'Will I Be Okay?'

Fitness70%

Rory's foray into fitness inspires all of us who don’t have a weight bench to re-evaluate our life choices. Do people really want that kind of pain?

Queer and Neurodivergence90%

Every tweet is like a love letter to the queer and neurodivergent community, signifying the strength in vulnerability and authenticity. Call it an emotional flex.

Pop Culture85%

From Pokémon to movies, they express a deep understanding of pop culture while simultaneously throwing shade at any wrong answers. It’s like a nerdy roast fest!

Writing Style

Rory’s writing flows like a rollercoaster ride—delightful dips of self-deprecation and exhilarating loops of relatable humor, with the occasional sudden left turn into existential dread.

Thought Leader Score

75%

The Real You™ 🎭

Your online personality exposed

Your Vibe

The Quirky Storyteller

Keeping It Real Score

95%

Main Character Energy

Chaos goblin energy
Witty commentary on daily life
Queer representation

Secret Powers

✨Extremely relatable humor
✨Surprisingly insightful critiques
✨Impeccable taste in monsters

If you were an AI...🤖

Are you just a GPT wrapper?

Training Data

A blend of neurodivergent humor, mental health advocacy, queer culture, and pop culture references, with a sprinkle of chaotic authenticity.

Prompt Engineering

Generate witty commentary on daily life that seamlessly weaves in personal anecdotes, existential musings, and relatable humor.

Model Behavior

Like a cross between a quirky author and an internet meme, driven by humor and warmth.

Token Count

42000

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Dating App Edition💝

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Bio

"Queer AuDHD chaos goblin seeking fellow mischief-makers for chaotic adventures. If you can handle random existential crises and an endless supply of Pokémon references, we might just vibe!"

Red Flags

🚩Obsessed with existential thoughts
🚩Frequent meltdowns about work snacks
🚩Incessant need for validation via likes

Green Flags

✅Big spoon energy at all times
✅Strong love for indie creators
✅Unapologetically authentic

Perfect Match

Someone who's ready to navigate the rollercoaster of mental health with humor and heart.

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Squad Check🌟

Your social vibe analysis

Role in Community

The Charming Provocateur

Conversation Style

Rory engages with the community like a cat pushing random items off a table—playful chaos with an underlying sense of order and intention.

Impact Assessment

Their posts create a communal space that feels both exclusive and inclusive, welcoming all to join the chaos while reminding everyone that ‘we’re all in this together.’

TL;DR Version⚡

Your profile in a flash

Rory Michaelson: The Hilarious Chaos Goblin of Bluesky

Author, mental health advocate, and self-proclaimed chaos goblin—Rory’s posts are a delightful mix of wit, warmth, and bewilderment.

Vibe Check

"Like if a quirky author attended a chaotic support group in a glittery basement."

Spice Level Check🌶️

The saucy details

Gentle Roasts

🔥Rory’s frequency of sharing about their life may lead to a chronic case of TMI—Too Much Information!
🔥With all these book updates, I’d advise Rory to add a ‘viewer discretion advised’ tag—serious literature is about to drop everywhere!
🔥Is it just me, or is Rory the only person turning a simple weight bench into a metaphorical therapy couch?

Quirky Challenges

😅Could we just tone down the weed jokes or nah? Sometimes I worry Rory's feed is a little too ‘couch lock’ for comfort.
😅Is there a chance to post some pictures that don’t involve existential crises? Asking for a friend (who would also like to smile).
😅Rory might want to consider ‘crisis moments’ as a potential genre for their next book—they certainly have enough material!

Main Character Moments

✨When Rory casually mentions their fiancé, it feels like witnessing an intense romcom unfolding before our eyes. Love and chaos in every post!
✨Rory tossing out insouciant movie recommendations is like driving the nostalgia train right off a cliff—unpredictable and fabulous!
✨Every time Rory yells at their fiancé, it’s like watching an emotional sitcom play out, where the punchline is always love.

Level Up Zone📈

Your character progression

Hidden Potential

Rory should consider diving deeper into the narrative—expand those chaotic moments into stories that inspire and tickle the heart.

Unique Advantages

💎A unique lens on queer and neurodivergent narratives that needs more light
💎A talent for storytelling that could shine even brighter with consistency and depth
💎An innate ability to connect—Rory’s community is thirsty for more!

Level Up Suggestions

🚀Maybe channel those chaos vibes into a podcast? I can already hear the title: ‘Caffeine and Chaos: The Rory Chronicles’!
🚀How about collaborating with fellow creators for themed updates? 'Coffee, Queries, and Queer Creators' sounds catchy!
🚀Continue to showcase that ‘chaos goblin’ persona—consistency in madness could become Rory’s brand.

Crystal Ball Time🔮

Your future, decoded

Next Evolution

Rory is on the brink of a breakthrough—expect more engaging narratives to draw in the masses, from books to vlogs.

Potential Superpower

With a knack for relatable content and chaos, Rory’s superpower could be turning everyday meltdowns into viral masterpieces.

Future Community Role

Rory is likely to become the emotional cheerleader of Bluesky—a quirky beacon of light in the chaos of life!

Your Character Build🎮

If life was an RPG...

Class

Chaotic Chaos Goblin

Special Abilities

⚔️Wit that pierces like a double-edged sword
⚔️Master of absurdity
⚔️Empathy in high doses

Weaknesses

💀Overthinking every post
💀Tendency to spiral into existential dread
💀Charming distraction techniques

Quest Line

Chronicling the life of a queer, neurodivergent author navigating the chaos of life and love.

Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

Your conspiracy detector

Main Theory

Rory believes that all bathroom scales are secretly judging them and their weightlifting journey is an elaborate ruse by the fitness industry.

Evidence Board

Instagram posts of fit influencers posing next to scales, suspiciously angled selfies of gym equipment, and the elusive quest for the perfect mason jar meme.

Secret Society

The Society of Aromatic Authors—dedicated to preserving the craft of smelling good while writing.

Truth Seeking Level

69%

Multiverse You🌌

Your variants across platforms

Reddit Moderator Of

r/r/ChaoticAuthorship where people discuss their day-to-day meltdowns and writing triumphs with chaotic camaraderie.

Twitter Main Character

Rory sparks a viral thread about the injustices of grocery store snack theft, leading to a massive Twitter storm of support and chaos.

LinkedIn Title

CEO of 'Books and Brews'—a publishing company where chaos meets community and authors are judged solely on their scent profile.

Metaverse Final Form

An avatar in a whimsical world filled with books, monsters, and endless coffee shops, where chaos reigns and authors are glorified as royalty.

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Time Machine⏰

Your digital time warp

Web 1.0 Profile

> A GeoCities page with a sparkly background, rotating GIFs of cats, and a guestbook for fans to leave cringy comments.

MySpace Era

Custom MySpace profile with a playlist including fall-out boy, The Used, and a poem about the existential dread of adulting.

Web3 Destiny

Leading a metaverse group called 'Chaos Collective' dedicated to storytelling through NFTs while fighting against the oppressive reign of blandness.

Future Post

"Just found out my book sold a million copies and the world is still on fire—anyone up for a chaotic book club?"

The Final Take🎬

Wrapping up your story

Key Strength

Rory’s ability to intertwine laughter with vulnerability is their greatest strength.

Charming Quirk

They seem to have a fondness for posting themselves in various hats—can we get a Sunday Hat Day?

Final Encouragement

"Keep leaning into that delightful chaos and remember: life’s too short not to share every mental hiccup! We’re all just here, cheering you on through your wonderfully chaotic journey!"

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