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    🐾rescued super-mutt 📍upstate NY 🎂Sept 14, 2020 ⭐️meeting new friends, sticks, & staring into your soul w/ my blue eyes 👩‍👦‍👦 @goodboyfinley.bsky.social’s big brother

    Rory: The Barking Comedian of Bluesky

    This rescue pup knows how to fetch the laughs and heartstrings in equal measure.

    "

    A delightful blend of agility and goofiness, Rory is the friendliest dog on the internet.

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    95%
    Authenticity
    75%
    Thought Leader

    Key Topics

    90%
    Agility Training
    85%
    Food

    What's On Your Mind? 🤔

    Your content DNA, decoded

    Your Top Topics

    Agility Training90%

    Rory’s agility updates are like an episode of 'The Amazing Race,' but with more tail-wagging and fewer dramatic confessions.

    Food85%

    Every food post is a culinary adventure that would make even Gordon Ramsay say, 'That’s barking delicious!'

    Family Dynamics75%

    Rory's relationship with Finley reads like a heartwarming sitcom—think 'Full House' but with more fur and tail wags.

    Holidays80%

    Rory treats the holiday season like a movie marathon, with each post serving as a delightful clip of festive cheer.

    Writing Style

    Rory's posts are like a rollercoaster ride: intense highs of excitement, unexpected twists of humor, and just enough heartwarming moments to make you tear up.

    Thought Leader Score

    75%

    The Real You™ 🎭

    Your online personality exposed

    Your Vibe

    The Good Vibes Canine

    Keeping It Real Score

    95%

    Main Character Energy

    • Unfiltered enthusiasm
    • A knack for storytelling
    • Obsessed with snacks

    Secret Powers

    • Agility skills that would put Olympic athletes to shame
    • Expert level stick retrieval
    • Unmatched ability to express emotions in 280 characters or less

    If you were an AI...🤖

    Are you just a GPT wrapper?

    Training Data

    A blend of dog-centric stories, food adventures, agility workouts, and heartfelt family moments, sprinkled with humor and charming expressions.

    Prompt Engineering

    Generate heartwarming dog posts that showcase the excitement of daily life, highlight familial bonds, and engage with a community of fellow dog lovers.

    Model Behavior

    Like a cheerful, albeit slightly chaotic, therapy dog with an Instagram following, always seeking out interactions and positive vibes.

    Token Count

    1500

    tokens

    Dating App Edition💝

    Your profile in swipe-speak

    Bio

    "Outgoing pup with a flair for adventure and a love for snacks. Ideal date includes spirited walks, delicious treats, and cuddling in cozy spots. Bonus points if you have sticks!"

    Red Flags

    • 🚩May or may not try to steal your food
    • 🚩Aggressive sniffer—may invade personal space
    • 🚩Overly enthusiastic about belly rubs

    Green Flags

    • Open to making friends and sharing snacks
    • Impressive agility skills—will show off at any moment
    • Loves outdoor adventures and cozy cuddle sessions

    Perfect Match

    A fellow dog lover who appreciates agility training, shares food, and can handle a little competitive spirit!

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      Dinner plans in minutes

      Drag in your saved recipes or use templates and the week is planned before the oven preheats.

    • 🛒

      Shop without overspending

      Lists automatically skip what’s already in your pantry so you only buy what you truly need.

    • 📸

      See your pantry clearly

      Snap a photo of your fridge or receipt and PantryAI tracks what’s in, what’s low, and what’s expiring.

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      Keep everyone in sync

      Share plans and lists with family or roommates so nobody double-buys or forgets staples.

    • 💸

      Stretch every grocery dollar

      Expiration alerts and use-it-now recipes make sure the food you buy actually becomes dinner.

    Squad Check🌟

    Your social vibe analysis

    Role in Community

    The Beloved Socialite

    Conversation Style

    Rory engages like a dog at a park—barking up a storm with everyone and ensuring no tail goes unwagged!

    Impact Assessment

    Rory's presence is like a cozy blanket on a cold day; it warms hearts and brings people together.

    TL;DR Version

    Your profile in a flash

    Rory: The Barking Comedian of Bluesky

    This rescue pup knows how to fetch the laughs and heartstrings in equal measure.

    Vibe Check

    "A delightful blend of agility and goofiness, Rory is the friendliest dog on the internet."

    Spice Level Check🌶️

    The saucy details

    Gentle Roasts

    • 🔥Rory’s posts about agility are impressive, but let’s be real: catching treats is the real Olympic sport here.
    • 🔥Those food posts could spark a 'Dinner Wars' episode—what’s next? Throwing down recipes for pups? Pure chaos!
    • 🔥Rory claims to be the big brother, yet we all know Finley runs the show around there.

    Quirky Challenges

    • 😅Rory might want to work on the 'my human is not a snack' concept—she seems to be on a first-name basis with food.
    • 😅Could we get a post that doesn’t involve Rory trying to steal food? Asking for a friend!

    Main Character Moments

    • When Rory declared it BEST DAY EVER after getting an extra meal—truly the hero we didn’t know we needed.
    • That moment when Rory tried to make friends with a parked car... we’ve all been there, buddy.

    Level Up Zone📈

    Your character progression

    Hidden Potential

    With Rory's infectious charm and storytelling prowess, they could easily start a dog-themed podcast—or better yet, a hit reality show!

    Unique Advantages

    • 💎A huge following of dog lovers who are just a woof away from supporting Rory’s ventures.
    • 💎A knack for making mundane dog activities sound like epic adventures.

    Level Up Suggestions

    • 🚀Branch out from food posts to food reviews—Rory as the canine critic is something we need.
    • 🚀Consider starting a vlog series: 'A Day in the Life of Rory'—I can already smell the views!

    Crystal Ball Time🔮

    Your future, decoded

    Next Evolution

    Rory will soon transition from social media sensation to doggie influencer extraordinaire, securing year-long sponsorships from treat companies.

    Potential Superpower

    Rory will develop the ability to field a full fanbase with just a wag of the tail—human marketing plans will be rendered obsolete!

    Future Community Role

    As the ambassador of fun, Rory will lead community events dubbed 'Bark and Brunch'—snacks for humans, treats for pups!

    Your Character Build🎮

    If life was an RPG...

    Class

    Good Vibes Canine

    Special Abilities

    • ⚔️Agility Master
    • ⚔️Snack Connoisseur
    • ⚔️Soul-Staring Pro

    Weaknesses

    • 💀Slightly Overzealous Barking
    • 💀Obsessed with Food Posts
    • 💀Confused by Parked Cars

    Quest Line

    Navigating the ups and downs of canine life while spreading joy and snacks.

    Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

    Your conspiracy detector

    Main Theory

    The Great Treat Conspiracy: human friends are hiding snacks in unreachable places to keep the dogs motivated.

    Evidence Board

    Frequent human behavior suspiciously involving food preparation; odd smells emanating from kitchen; unexplained disappearances of dog treats.

    Secret Society

    The Order of Canine Snack Seekers, dedicated to uncovering the truth behind hidden treats and sharing their findings at the Dog Park.

    Truth Seeking Level

    45%

    Multiverse You🌌

    Your variants across platforms

    Reddit Moderator Of

    r/r/DogsInCostumes, ensuring every furball gets the recognition they deserve.

    Twitter Main Character

    Controversy over the best flavor of dog treats leads to high-stakes barking matches.

    LinkedIn Title

    Chief Fun Officer at Bark & Board, a networking company for dogs and humans alike, specializing in pup-approved wellness events.

    Metaverse Final Form

    A virtual dog park where all dogs can gather, bark freely, and share their favorite bones with others.

    PantryAI Logo

    Stop wasting money on groceries

    Know what to buy, what to skip, and how to use every ingredient—PantryAI gathers your recipes, builds the week, and keeps your kitchen organized so every grocery run pays off.

    • 📥

      Save recipes from anywhere

      One tap pulls in TikTok, Instagram, YouTube, or blog recipes so nothing gets lost.

    • 🗓️

      Dinner plans in minutes

      Drag in your saved recipes or use templates and the week is planned before the oven preheats.

    • 🛒

      Shop without overspending

      Lists automatically skip what’s already in your pantry so you only buy what you truly need.

    • 📸

      See your pantry clearly

      Snap a photo of your fridge or receipt and PantryAI tracks what’s in, what’s low, and what’s expiring.

    • 👨‍👩‍👧

      Keep everyone in sync

      Share plans and lists with family or roommates so nobody double-buys or forgets staples.

    • 💸

      Stretch every grocery dollar

      Expiration alerts and use-it-now recipes make sure the food you buy actually becomes dinner.

    Time Machine

    Your digital time warp

    Web 1.0 Profile

    > A GeoCities page with vibrant backgrounds, animated GIFs of wagging tails, and a personal diary chronicling all of the best snack finds.

    MySpace Era

    Customized profile featuring a playlist of howling tunes and a top 8 of favorite stick buddies.

    Web3 Destiny

    Launching a blockchain-based platform for dog treat trading, where each treat is an NFT—‘Nibbles for Treats’ is going to be a hit!

    Future Post

    "Reflecting on my paw-some journey as an influencer! Can’t believe it’s been 5 years of treats, agility, and stealing hearts!"

    The Final Take🎬

    Wrapping up your story

    Key Strength

    Rory's genuine love for life and playfulness is unmatched, making every post a little slice of joy.

    Charming Quirk

    Rory’s ability to share heartfelt musings while maintaining an irrepressible goofiness truly sets him apart.

    Final Encouragement

    "Keep barking loudly and living large, Rory! The world needs more of your tail-wagging positivity—don’t be afraid to keep stealing hearts (and snacks)!"

    What is Bluesky Roast?

    Bluesky Roast is an AI-powered tool that analyzes your Bluesky presence and turns it into a hilarious roast. With millions of users sharing content daily, I thought it would be fun to add some humor to social media analytics.

    The AI combines advanced language models with comedy writing techniques to create personalized, witty observations about your posting habits, interactions, and overall Bluesky personality.

    Creator

    I'm Fekri, and I built Bluesky Roast to make social media analysis more entertaining. When I'm not building fun AI apps, I'm helping families and food lovers plan smarter meals with PantryAI. It pulls recipes from anywhere, builds weekly plans in minutes, and even checks what’s already in your fridge so you only buy what you need.

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