🐾rescued super-mutt 📍upstate NY 🎂Sept 14, 2020 ⭐️meeting new friends, sticks, & staring into your soul w/ my blue eyes 👩👦👦 @goodboyfinley.bsky.social’s big brother
Rory: The Barking Comedian of Bluesky
This rescue pup knows how to fetch the laughs and heartstrings in equal measure.
A delightful blend of agility and goofiness, Rory is the friendliest dog on the internet.
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? 🤔
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
Rory’s agility updates are like an episode of 'The Amazing Race,' but with more tail-wagging and fewer dramatic confessions.
Every food post is a culinary adventure that would make even Gordon Ramsay say, 'That’s barking delicious!'
Rory's relationship with Finley reads like a heartwarming sitcom—think 'Full House' but with more fur and tail wags.
Rory treats the holiday season like a movie marathon, with each post serving as a delightful clip of festive cheer.
Writing Style
Rory's posts are like a rollercoaster ride: intense highs of excitement, unexpected twists of humor, and just enough heartwarming moments to make you tear up.
Thought Leader Score
75%The Real You™ 🎭
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The Good Vibes Canine
Keeping It Real Score
95%Main Character Energy
- Unfiltered enthusiasm
- A knack for storytelling
- Obsessed with snacks
Secret Powers
- ✨Agility skills that would put Olympic athletes to shame
- ✨Expert level stick retrieval
- ✨Unmatched ability to express emotions in 280 characters or less
If you were an AI...🤖
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
A blend of dog-centric stories, food adventures, agility workouts, and heartfelt family moments, sprinkled with humor and charming expressions.
Prompt Engineering
Generate heartwarming dog posts that showcase the excitement of daily life, highlight familial bonds, and engage with a community of fellow dog lovers.
Model Behavior
Like a cheerful, albeit slightly chaotic, therapy dog with an Instagram following, always seeking out interactions and positive vibes.
Token Count
1500
tokensDating App Edition💝
Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"Outgoing pup with a flair for adventure and a love for snacks. Ideal date includes spirited walks, delicious treats, and cuddling in cozy spots. Bonus points if you have sticks!"
Red Flags
- 🚩May or may not try to steal your food
- 🚩Aggressive sniffer—may invade personal space
- 🚩Overly enthusiastic about belly rubs
Green Flags
- ✅Open to making friends and sharing snacks
- ✅Impressive agility skills—will show off at any moment
- ✅Loves outdoor adventures and cozy cuddle sessions
Perfect Match
A fellow dog lover who appreciates agility training, shares food, and can handle a little competitive spirit!
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Save recipes from anywhere
One tap pulls in TikTok, Instagram, YouTube, or blog recipes so nothing gets lost.
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Dinner plans in minutes
Drag in your saved recipes or use templates and the week is planned before the oven preheats.
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Shop without overspending
Lists automatically skip what’s already in your pantry so you only buy what you truly need.
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See your pantry clearly
Snap a photo of your fridge or receipt and PantryAI tracks what’s in, what’s low, and what’s expiring.
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Keep everyone in sync
Share plans and lists with family or roommates so nobody double-buys or forgets staples.
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Stretch every grocery dollar
Expiration alerts and use-it-now recipes make sure the food you buy actually becomes dinner.
Squad Check🌟
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
The Beloved Socialite
Conversation Style
Rory engages like a dog at a park—barking up a storm with everyone and ensuring no tail goes unwagged!
Impact Assessment
Rory's presence is like a cozy blanket on a cold day; it warms hearts and brings people together.
TL;DR Version⚡
Your profile in a flash
Rory: The Barking Comedian of Bluesky
This rescue pup knows how to fetch the laughs and heartstrings in equal measure.
Vibe Check
"A delightful blend of agility and goofiness, Rory is the friendliest dog on the internet."
Spice Level Check🌶️
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- 🔥Rory’s posts about agility are impressive, but let’s be real: catching treats is the real Olympic sport here.
- 🔥Those food posts could spark a 'Dinner Wars' episode—what’s next? Throwing down recipes for pups? Pure chaos!
- 🔥Rory claims to be the big brother, yet we all know Finley runs the show around there.
Quirky Challenges
- 😅Rory might want to work on the 'my human is not a snack' concept—she seems to be on a first-name basis with food.
- 😅Could we get a post that doesn’t involve Rory trying to steal food? Asking for a friend!
Main Character Moments
- ✨When Rory declared it BEST DAY EVER after getting an extra meal—truly the hero we didn’t know we needed.
- ✨That moment when Rory tried to make friends with a parked car... we’ve all been there, buddy.
Level Up Zone📈
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
With Rory's infectious charm and storytelling prowess, they could easily start a dog-themed podcast—or better yet, a hit reality show!
Unique Advantages
- 💎A huge following of dog lovers who are just a woof away from supporting Rory’s ventures.
- 💎A knack for making mundane dog activities sound like epic adventures.
Level Up Suggestions
- 🚀Branch out from food posts to food reviews—Rory as the canine critic is something we need.
- 🚀Consider starting a vlog series: 'A Day in the Life of Rory'—I can already smell the views!
Crystal Ball Time🔮
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
Rory will soon transition from social media sensation to doggie influencer extraordinaire, securing year-long sponsorships from treat companies.
Potential Superpower
Rory will develop the ability to field a full fanbase with just a wag of the tail—human marketing plans will be rendered obsolete!
Future Community Role
As the ambassador of fun, Rory will lead community events dubbed 'Bark and Brunch'—snacks for humans, treats for pups!
Your Character Build🎮
If life was an RPG...
Class
Good Vibes Canine
Special Abilities
- ⚔️Agility Master
- ⚔️Snack Connoisseur
- ⚔️Soul-Staring Pro
Weaknesses
- 💀Slightly Overzealous Barking
- 💀Obsessed with Food Posts
- 💀Confused by Parked Cars
Quest Line
Navigating the ups and downs of canine life while spreading joy and snacks.
Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️♂️
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
The Great Treat Conspiracy: human friends are hiding snacks in unreachable places to keep the dogs motivated.
Evidence Board
Frequent human behavior suspiciously involving food preparation; odd smells emanating from kitchen; unexplained disappearances of dog treats.
Secret Society
The Order of Canine Snack Seekers, dedicated to uncovering the truth behind hidden treats and sharing their findings at the Dog Park.
Truth Seeking Level
45%Multiverse You🌌
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r/r/DogsInCostumes, ensuring every furball gets the recognition they deserve.
Twitter Main Character
Controversy over the best flavor of dog treats leads to high-stakes barking matches.
LinkedIn Title
Chief Fun Officer at Bark & Board, a networking company for dogs and humans alike, specializing in pup-approved wellness events.
Metaverse Final Form
A virtual dog park where all dogs can gather, bark freely, and share their favorite bones with others.
- 📥
Save recipes from anywhere
One tap pulls in TikTok, Instagram, YouTube, or blog recipes so nothing gets lost.
- 🗓️
Dinner plans in minutes
Drag in your saved recipes or use templates and the week is planned before the oven preheats.
- 🛒
Shop without overspending
Lists automatically skip what’s already in your pantry so you only buy what you truly need.
- 📸
See your pantry clearly
Snap a photo of your fridge or receipt and PantryAI tracks what’s in, what’s low, and what’s expiring.
- 👨👩👧
Keep everyone in sync
Share plans and lists with family or roommates so nobody double-buys or forgets staples.
- 💸
Stretch every grocery dollar
Expiration alerts and use-it-now recipes make sure the food you buy actually becomes dinner.
Time Machine⏰
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
Customized profile featuring a playlist of howling tunes and a top 8 of favorite stick buddies.
Web3 Destiny
Launching a blockchain-based platform for dog treat trading, where each treat is an NFT—‘Nibbles for Treats’ is going to be a hit!
Future Post
"Reflecting on my paw-some journey as an influencer! Can’t believe it’s been 5 years of treats, agility, and stealing hearts!"
The Final Take🎬
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
Rory's genuine love for life and playfulness is unmatched, making every post a little slice of joy.
Charming Quirk
Rory’s ability to share heartfelt musings while maintaining an irrepressible goofiness truly sets him apart.
Final Encouragement
"Keep barking loudly and living large, Rory! The world needs more of your tail-wagging positivity—don’t be afraid to keep stealing hearts (and snacks)!"
What is Bluesky Roast?
Bluesky Roast is an AI-powered tool that analyzes your Bluesky presence and turns it into a hilarious roast. With millions of users sharing content daily, I thought it would be fun to add some humor to social media analytics.
The AI combines advanced language models with comedy writing techniques to create personalized, witty observations about your posting habits, interactions, and overall Bluesky personality.

I'm Fekri, and I built Bluesky Roast to make social media analysis more entertaining. When I'm not building fun AI apps, I'm helping families and food lovers plan smarter meals with PantryAI. It pulls recipes from anywhere, builds weekly plans in minutes, and even checks what’s already in your fridge so you only buy what you need.
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