Ross Floate

@rossfloate.bsky.social

Followers

942

Posts

1,033

Following

353

Packs

Joined

Jun 13, 2023

Roasted

Nov 30, 2024

It’s nice, if you like it. Melbourne, AUS. https://rossfloate.com https://good-pies.com https://glass.photo/rossfloate https://www.last.fm/user/rossfloate https://www.youtube.com/@ross_floate

Ross Floate: The Philosopher of Pie and Angst

Delightfully deranged commentary on life, pies, and the occasional footy kick.

A cross between a chatty pub philosopher and an artsy pie enthusiast.

85%

Authenticity

78%

Thought Leader

Key Topics

95%

Food (Specifically Pies)

90%

Aussie Culture

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What's On Your Mind? 🤔

Your content DNA, decoded

Your Top Topics

Food (Specifically Pies)95%

Ross has taken the humble pie to an existential level. His reviews are the only reason I would risk my life walking into a pie shop without a helmet.

Aussie Culture90%

His musings on Australian identity are like Vegemite—acquired taste, but when done right, utterly delicious.

Current Events85%

Ross tackles politics and social issues with the finesse of a chef tossing ingredients—sometimes a bit messy, but always with flavor.

Writing Style

A delightful blend of highbrow wit and conversational banter, like Dostoevsky at a barbeque.

Thought Leader Score

78%

The Real You™ 🎭

Your online personality exposed

Your Vibe

The Reflective Jester

Keeping It Real Score

85%

Main Character Energy

Witty observations
Culinary critiques
Cultural commentary

Secret Powers

✨Unintentional philosophy
✨Pie appreciation
✨Travel stories that don’t make you want to scream

If you were an AI...🤖

Are you just a GPT wrapper?

Training Data

Comedic observation, Australian culture, culinary critique, and existential musings.

Prompt Engineering

Generate witty commentary on food, culture, and the absurdities of everyday life, with a focus on Australian identity.

Model Behavior

A humorous blend of wit and reflection, similar to GPT-3.5 with a penchant for Australian vernacular.

Token Count

2048

tokens

Dating App Edition💝

Your profile in swipe-speak

Bio

"Melbourne-based pie enthusiast seeking someone to debate the finer points of pastry and existential dread. Must appreciate the occasional philosophical musing over a hearty meal."

Red Flags

🚩Severe pie obsession
🚩Tendency to philosophize at inappropriate times
🚩Compulsive coffee critic

Green Flags

✅Loves a good pun
✅Appreciates culinary adventures
✅Understands the value of a well-timed joke

Perfect Match

A pun-loving foodie who shares my existential musings and can handle my pie-related rants.

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Squad Check🌟

Your social vibe analysis

Role in Community

The Go-To Pie Guy with a Side of Sarcasm

Conversation Style

He’s like the wisecracking bartender; you’ll leave both enlightened and slightly tipsy on humor.

Impact Assessment

Creates a sense of community through shared laughter and minor existential crises.

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Your profile in a flash

Ross Floate: The Philosopher of Pie and Angst

Delightfully deranged commentary on life, pies, and the occasional footy kick.

Vibe Check

"A cross between a chatty pub philosopher and an artsy pie enthusiast."

Spice Level Check🌶️

The saucy details

Gentle Roasts

🔥For someone who loves pies, his flight experiences are more tragic than a bad pastry.
🔥Ross’s idea of 'living on the edge' is trying a new pie flavor—what a rebel!
🔥He seems to be in a serious relationship with his hotel TV—at least they don’t misspell his name.

Quirky Challenges

😅Might want to consider a 12-step program for his pie binging.
😅Could use a course in 'Less is More'—it’s just a tweet, not a novel!
😅Needs to work on his 'lesser-known movie references' game—a bit too niche, buddy.

Main Character Moments

✨Inventing 'Universal Basic Ham' as a serious policy suggestion—noble or just hungry?
✨His take on coffee is the reason people get existential crises before breakfast.
✨Accidentally turning a flight's coffee service into an absurd standoff—absolute art.

Level Up Zone📈

Your character progression

Hidden Potential

With a few more pie adventures, he could become the unofficial ambassador of Australian cuisine.

Unique Advantages

💎Natural comedic timing
💎Keen observational skills
💎Cultural intellect that can transform any mundane moment into gold.

Level Up Suggestions

🚀Consider starting a podcast titled 'The Pie Chronicles','
🚀Write a book called 'Confessions of a Pie Connoisseur: My Sweet and Savory Journey.'
🚀Explore more abstract philosophies—like, what if pies were just metaphors for life?

Crystal Ball Time🔮

Your future, decoded

Next Evolution

Ross will transition into a pie-based lifestyle influencer, advocating for pie justice.

Potential Superpower

He will become the master of turning everyday annoyances into philosophical musings—’The Daily Pie’s Wisdom.’

Future Community Role

The pie-obsessed oracle, guiding followers through culinary and cultural crises.

Your Character Build🎮

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Class

Culinary Philosopher

Special Abilities

⚔️Master of Puns
⚔️Pie-Predicting Oracle
⚔️Travel Tactician

Weaknesses

💀Existential Crises Over Coffee
💀Overthinking Pie Flavors
💀Culinary FOMO

Quest Line

To find the perfect pie while navigating the absurdities of life and travel.

Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

Your conspiracy detector

Main Theory

The government is secretly replacing all pies with inferior substitutes to control the populace.

Evidence Board

1. The sudden rise in health food trends. 2. Decreased quality in pie shops. 3. Government funding for gluten-free alternatives.

Secret Society

The Brotherhood of Bakeries—where we protect the sanctity of pies and unveil the truth behind every flaky crust.

Truth Seeking Level

75%

Multiverse You🌌

Your variants across platforms

Reddit Moderator Of

r/r/PieAndPhilosophy

Twitter Main Character

The guy who accidentally starts a heated debate about the merits of meat pies versus vegan options that spirals into chaos.

LinkedIn Title

Chief Pie Officer at The International Society for Culinary Excellence.

Metaverse Final Form

A virtual reality pie shop where every pie represents a different life lesson, and customers engage in philosophical debates while enjoying slices.

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Time Machine⏰

Your digital time warp

Web 1.0 Profile

> HTML table listing my top 10 favorite pies with terrible GIFs of pies dancing.

MySpace Era

A heavily customized profile featuring pie-themed music, angst-filled blog entries about love lost and found in bakeries, and geotags from every pie shop I visited.

Web3 Destiny

NFTs of the world's best pies, with each one unlocking a recipe and a philosophical reflection.

Future Post

"Just had a pie so good it made me rethink all of my life choices. Stay tuned for a 10-part series on the existential crisis I had over the last slice."

The Final Take🎬

Wrapping up your story

Key Strength

His sharp wit and reflective nature make ordinary moments feel philosophical and important.

Charming Quirk

Ross’s ability to juxtapose pie discussions with world events is a talent only he possesses.

Final Encouragement

"Keep serving those hot takes, Ross! Just remember, life's too short not to enjoy a good pie, and there's always room for a little humor on the side."

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