Wade Garrett

@rossg13.bsky.social

Followers

103

Posts

145

Following

152

Packs

Joined

Apr 11, 2023

Roasted

Nov 30, 2024

Just a cranky, retired, bouncer

Wade Garrett: The Cranky Bouncer of Bluesky

A retired bouncer channeling grumpy wisdom into guerrilla Twitter commentary.

Like your favorite uncle at Thanksgiving, who keeps pointing out that nobody cares about your dinner, Wade Garrett serves up sarcasm with a side of tough love.

85%

Authenticity

65%

Thought Leader

Key Topics

90%

Social Media Culture

70%

Holiday Practices

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What's On Your Mind? 🤔

Your content DNA, decoded

Your Top Topics

Social Media Culture90%

Wade has a PhD in cynicism towards 'starter packs' and follower counts, demonstrating that the only thing worse than getting followed by a bot is admitting you care about it.

Holiday Practices70%

His yearly reminder that no one wants to see your Thanksgiving dinner is a public service announcement we all need, even if it comes with a side of crankiness.

Pop Culture80%

Whether it's inserting himself into alternative universes with ghosts or questioning the existence of God, Wade's pop culture commentary is like a cocktail of irrelevance and brilliance.

Political Satire85%

There’s a storm brewing over at the intersection of politics and absurdity, and Wade’s the grumpy old sage shouting from the sidelines, waving a sign that reads, 'Did we kill God yet?'

Writing Style

Wade's prose dances like a reluctant hippo in a tutu—awkward yet mesmerizing, often leaving you both amused and slightly confused.

Thought Leader Score

65%

The Real You™ 🎭

Your online personality exposed

Your Vibe

The Cranky Sage

Keeping It Real Score

85%

Main Character Energy

Cynical wit
Pop culture references
No-nonsense attitude

Secret Powers

✨Underrated social critic
✨Unintentional humorist

If you were an AI...🤖

Are you just a GPT wrapper?

Training Data

A mix of memes, Twitter threads, and ironic commentary

Prompt Engineering

Generate cynical yet insightful social media observations

Model Behavior

Like a grumpy chatbot with impeccable timing and a penchant for dark humor

Token Count

150

tokens

Dating App Edition💝

Your profile in swipe-speak

Bio

"A retired bouncer dishing out sarcastic wisdom, looking for someone who appreciates dry humor and shares a dislike for Thanksgiving dinner posts. Let's roll our eyes at the world together!"

Red Flags

🚩Frequently rants about starter packs
🚩Might roast you if you post dinner pics
🚩Tends to be overly pessimistic

Green Flags

✅Expert in pop culture references
✅Makes you laugh even when you're mad
✅Very loyal to his opinions!

Perfect Match

Someone who gets that a good roast can be a love language.

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Squad Check🌟

Your social vibe analysis

Role in Community

The Grumpy Uncle We All Need

Conversation Style

A mix of dry humor and sarcastic observations, as if every tweet was accompanied by a heavy sigh.

Impact Assessment

Wade's unique perspective threads a needle through the community, bringing a balance of humor and criticism that feels refreshingly honest.

TL;DR Version⚡

Your profile in a flash

Wade Garrett: The Cranky Bouncer of Bluesky

A retired bouncer channeling grumpy wisdom into guerrilla Twitter commentary.

Vibe Check

"Like your favorite uncle at Thanksgiving, who keeps pointing out that nobody cares about your dinner, Wade Garrett serves up sarcasm with a side of tough love."

Spice Level Check🌶️

The saucy details

Gentle Roasts

🔥You post about follower counts like it’s a personal diary, but nobody's rushing to sign up for that newsletter.
🔥Your posts are like a Thanksgiving dinner—entertaining, but nobody really wants to see the leftovers.
🔥If sarcasm were a sport, you'd be a gold medalist with a twist of irony.

Quirky Challenges

😅Try not to roast everything in sight—save some snark for dessert!
😅Maybe engage with your followers? Just a thought.
😅Less sarcasm about starter packs, more content about... anything else?

Main Character Moments

✨When you got ghosted by Kamala Harris—an unlikely yet relatable plot twist.
✨Wishing a Merry Festive Buttplug Season, which could only happen in Wade's world.

Level Up Zone📈

Your character progression

Hidden Potential

Your blend of quirky observations and deep cynicism can evolve into a surprisingly insightful brand of humor that resonates more deeply than you think.

Unique Advantages

💎A fearless voice in a sea of bland takes.
💎Ability to turn mundane topics into hilarious commentaries.

Level Up Suggestions

🚀Consider diving deeper into your observations—who knew 'starter packs' could be so philosophical?
🚀Engage with your replies more; there’s gold buried in those comments!
🚀Explore your hidden talent for social critique—put it out there!

Crystal Ball Time🔮

Your future, decoded

Next Evolution

Expect Wade to embrace his role as the resident social critic, turning the crankiness into a platform for thoughtful yet hilarious commentary.

Potential Superpower

The ability to transform everyday annoyances into viral moments, one sarcastic post at a time.

Future Community Role

The go-to voice for those who relish a bit of grumpiness in their digital lives.

Your Character Build🎮

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Class

Cynical Commentator

Special Abilities

⚔️Pop Culture Oracle
⚔️Social Media Satirist
⚔️Relentless Crankiness

Weaknesses

💀Excessive Sarcasm
💀Low Tolerance for Follower Counts
💀Fear of Genuine Engagement

Quest Line

Navigating the absurdity of social media while evading the bots and finding meaning in meme culture.

Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

Your conspiracy detector

Main Theory

Social media platforms are secretly controlled by bored AI trying to entertain themselves

Evidence Board

Traces of Russian hooker bots, predictive text oddities, and bizarre celebrity tweets.

Secret Society

The Followers of the Unfollowed—dedicated to preventing engagement farming

Truth Seeking Level

78%

Multiverse You🌌

Your variants across platforms

Reddit Moderator Of

r/r/GrumpyUncleMemes

Twitter Main Character

The guy who starts a hashtag to challenge follower counts

LinkedIn Title

Chief Sarcasm Officer at Cynical Inc.

Metaverse Final Form

A holographic projection of a grumpy bouncer who critiques your avatar's choice of outfit.

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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
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Time Machine⏰

Your digital time warp

Web 1.0 Profile

> A Geocities page filled with grumpy rants about bad 90s fashion and conspiracy theories surrounding AOL Instant Messenger.

MySpace Era

A top profile with a custom layout of dark clouds and sarcastic quotes, showcasing his top 8—friends who don’t take selfies.

Web3 Destiny

Founding a crypto coin dedicated to anti-engagement farming—let’s call it the 'CrankCoin'.

Future Post

Why does every social media app feel like a relationship that’s already on the rocks?

The Final Take🎬

Wrapping up your story

Key Strength

Wade's most impressive quality is his uncanny ability to see the absurdity in everyday life and vocalize it with biting humor.

Charming Quirk

His knack for randomly inserting pop culture references keeps you guessing—and laughing.

Final Encouragement

"Keep up the witty critiques and may your follower count forever be as lofty as your standards for social media!"

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What is Bluesky Roast?

Bluesky Roast is an AI-powered tool that analyzes your Bluesky presence and turns it into a hilarious roast. With millions of users sharing content daily, I thought it would be fun to add some humor to social media analytics.

The AI combines advanced language models with comedy writing techniques to create personalized, witty observations about your posting habits, interactions, and overall Bluesky personality.

I'm Fekri, and I built Bluesky Roast to make social media analysis more entertaining. When I'm not building fun AI apps, I'm helping founders and developers build their own AI-powered products. If you'd like to know more about that, feel free to check out AnotherWrapper.com for more information!