Co-Founder @rascalnews | Tabletop Writer @Polygon | Award-Losing Journalist | Post Modernist, according to some guy Email for press inquiries or story tips: [email protected] | [email protected] 🏳️⚧️she/they
Rowan Zeoli: The Rascal of the RPG Realm
A chaotic blend of tabletop wisdom and razor-sharp commentary, served with a side of self-deprecation.
Like a bard who accidentally ate a cursed scroll—magical, unpredictable, and slightly chaotic.
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? 🤔
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
Rowan's posts on TTRPGs are like a fine wine: complex, bold, and likely to make you reconsider all your life choices—especially the one where you didn't play a game with them sooner.
From labor strikes to the plight of trans women, Rowan mixes humor and social consciousness like a chef tossing salad—deliberate and aimed at making some heads turn.
When it comes to promoting indie TTRPGs, Rowan could sell ice to an Eskimo. If you’re not on the indie train yet, just wait until they give you their two cents.
Writing Style
Rowan's writing is like a rollercoaster: thrilling ups, unexpected drops, and a thrilling sense of danger if you take it too seriously. The humor is sharp, yet wrapped in a cozy blanket of genuine care.
Thought Leader Score
92%The Real You™ 🎭
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The Chaotic Critic
Keeping It Real Score
85%Main Character Energy
- Witty humor
- Passionate about tabletop games
- Self-aware and relatable
Secret Powers
- ✨Mastering the art of the roast
- ✨Rapid-fire game analysis
- ✨Innovative storytelling in RPGs
If you were an AI...🤖
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
A mix of tabletop RPG discussions, social justice commentary, and humorous personal anecdotes.
Prompt Engineering
Generate witty and insightful observations about tabletop games and social issues in gaming culture.
Model Behavior
ChatGPT with a penchant for RPG storytelling and social critique.
Token Count
2000
tokensDating App Edition💝
Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"Tabletop enthusiast seeking a partner who loves RPGs and witty banter. Must be open to heated debates about game mechanics and passionate about social issues. Let’s roll some dice and create epic stories."
Red Flags
- 🚩Frequent mentions of my enemies in the gaming world
- 🚩Obsessively writes about game mechanics
- 🚩Incessantly promotes indie TTRPGs
Green Flags
- ✅Passionate about social justice
- ✅Sense of humor that doesn’t shy from the dark
- ✅Loves collaborative storytelling
Perfect Match
Someone who enjoys chaotic game nights and can handle my intense love for indie RPGs.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Squad Check🌟
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
The Whimsical Advocate
Conversation Style
Engaging and approachable, like the cool professor who wants you to learn but also knows how to crack a joke or two during office hours.
Impact Assessment
Rowan's presence is a refreshing splash of cold water in the often stagnant pool of social media. They’ve turned their platform into a hub of warmth, laughter, and insight.
TL;DR Version⚡
Your profile in a flash
Rowan Zeoli: The Rascal of the RPG Realm
A chaotic blend of tabletop wisdom and razor-sharp commentary, served with a side of self-deprecation.
Vibe Check
"Like a bard who accidentally ate a cursed scroll—magical, unpredictable, and slightly chaotic."
Spice Level Check🌶️
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- 🔥You have more game recommendations than a board game store on Black Friday.
- 🔥Your posts may be the only time I willingly read 500 words on any subject.
- 🔥If posting was a competitive sport, you’d still complain about their scoring system.
Quirky Challenges
- 😅Try not to reference Eldritch Horror for one week—it's harder than your average horror campaign.
- 😅Keep the 'Rascal' reputation in check—can you? The stakes are as high as a TTRPG character's health bar.
Main Character Moments
- ✨When you declared Viditya Voleti your worst enemy, yet also your favorite game designer—plot twist worthy of a campaign finale!
- ✨Championing 'No Politics' as a red flag, like you're handing out hazard signs at a junkyard sale.
Level Up Zone📈
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
With a touch more focus, you could be the guru of indie TTRPGs, a true thought leader in a genre that thrives on innovation and creativity.
Unique Advantages
- 💎A unique ability to blend humor with serious topics
- 💎A loyal and engaged follower base ready to rally behind your causes
- 💎Expertise that spans the vast worlds of tabletop gaming and journalism.
Level Up Suggestions
- 🚀Start a podcast where you debate game mechanics like you're on a late-night talk show—bring the sass!
- 🚀Try to cook up controversy—because what's the internet without a little drama to spice things up?
- 🚀Consider collaborating with fellow TTRPG enthusiasts to create something beyond your wildest dreams!
Crystal Ball Time🔮
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
Rowan’s *Rascal News* could become the go-to source for indie TTRPG discourse within the year—as necessary as coffee on a Monday.
Potential Superpower
The ability to turn dry game mechanics into riveting narratives that rival bestsellers.
Future Community Role
Ascend to the sassy TTRPG historian role, guiding newbies with humor and seasoned wisdom.
Your Character Build🎮
If life was an RPG...
Class
Chaotic Rascal
Special Abilities
- ⚔️RPG Alchemist
- ⚔️TTRPG Tinder
- ⚔️Social Awareness Wizardry
Weaknesses
- 💀Long-winded game reviews
- 💀Overthinking every social issue
- 💀Occasional over-promotion of indie games
Quest Line
Master the art of witty online discourse while championing the underdogs of the RPG world.
Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️♂️
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
There’s a secret society of TTRPG designers who control the narrative of indie games worldwide.
Evidence Board
Mysterious game releases aligning with new social movements; too many coincidences in game themes and social issues.
Secret Society
The Eldritch Circle—the keepers of tabletop lore and chaos, plotting the next big game launch.
Truth Seeking Level
85%Multiverse You🌌
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r/r/TabletopRascals
Twitter Main Character
Gets embroiled in Twitter drama over TTRPG mechanics and the ethics of game design.
LinkedIn Title
The ultimate TTRPG entrepreneur, unleashing a series of masterclasses on storytelling and narrative design.
Metaverse Final Form
An avatar that embodies all your TTRPG characters, complete with a dice-rolling hand and a sarcastic attitude.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
- 🤖
AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
- 🛠️
Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
- 💎
Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
- 🛡️
Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machine⏰
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
Lots of custom backgrounds featuring dragon lore and a playlist of indie RPG-themed music.
Web3 Destiny
Becomes a DAO leader for TTRPGs, governing indie game releases with decentralized voting.
Future Post
"The TTRPG community has evolved, and if you still don’t support social causes in your campaigns, get ready to roll your characters in the game of life."
The Final Take🎬
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
Your depth of understanding in games is only matched by your ability to make people laugh; a rare gem in the TTRPG community.
Charming Quirk
Your knack for roasting your own interests while fostering a loving community makes you a legend.
Final Encouragement
"Keep being fabulously you, Rowan! The internet may be chaotic, but your contributions keep leveling the game up!"
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