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@rubymalvolio.bsky.social

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Dec 2, 2024

Got nothing in my brain

A Postmodern Prince of Snark

In a world of chaos, they reign supreme with hot takes on movies and the absurdity of daily life.

75% cynicism, 25% existential dread, served with a side of snooker.

85%

Authenticity

65%

Thought Leader

Key Topics

70%

Snooker Commentary

80%

Pop Culture Commentary

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What's On Your Mind? 🤔

Your content DNA, decoded

Your Top Topics

Snooker Commentary70%

Their posts on snooker go deeper than the game itself, filled with existential musings on the slow progression of the matches; it's like watching paint dry but somehow more riveting.

Pop Culture Commentary80%

From dissing Sony’s movie choices to celebrating the absurdity of Biden's antics, they dissect pop culture with a surgical precision that leaves everyone questioning their life choices - and that’s a compliment.

General Observations60%

Their streams of consciousness are like a twisted version of a modern-day diary, where profound thoughts and mundane details collide with delightful absurdity.

Writing Style

A curious blend of sardonic wit and stream-of-consciousness rambling, they wield their keyboard like a modern day bard, but instead of sonnets, we get biting commentary and chaos.

Thought Leader Score

65%

The Real You™ 🎭

Your online personality exposed

Your Vibe

The Baffled Observer

Keeping It Real Score

85%

Main Character Energy

A deep attachment to snooker
A penchant for absurdist humor
A suspicious relationship with mainstream media

Secret Powers

✨Identifying the absurd in mundane moments
✨Crafting hilarious commentary on pop culture
✨An unexpected mastery of Twitter snark

If you were an AI...🤖

Are you just a GPT wrapper?

Training Data

Snooker stats, absurd Twitter threads, and a hefty dose of existential dread.

Prompt Engineering

If you want sarcastic commentary with a side of snooker, please provide daily doses of absurdity.

Model Behavior

Like a less reliable, very snarky version of OpenAI, crafting tweets that oscillate between brilliance and befuddlement.

Token Count

7534

tokens

Dating App Edition💝

Your profile in swipe-speak

Bio

"Your future partner with a soft spot for snooker, occasional movie critiques, and a penchant for existential musings. I'm pretty convinced that if I leave my house, I'll miss something amazing happening in the snooker world."

Red Flags

🚩Obsessed with the concept of 'middle class' in tweets.
🚩Have a peculiar attachment to household items like footstools and bike pedals.
🚩My idea of a romantic evening involves snooker commentary.

Green Flags

✅I can laugh at the absurdity of life.
✅A potential partner in snooker-themed arguments!
✅Willing to engage in deep discussions about the latest movie trailers.

Perfect Match

Someone who can appreciate the finer points of snooker, enjoy my random musings, and isn't afraid to call me out on my excessive tweeting.

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Squad Check🌟

Your social vibe analysis

Role in Community

The Satirical Connoisseur

Conversation Style

They engage with replies like a cautious yet sarcastic friend, mixing genuine curiosity with a sprinkle of mockery, all while dodging the existential dread of adulthood.

Impact Assessment

They create a vibrant chaos, fostering an environment where the absurd is celebrated, and the mundane is dissected, truly a modern-day jester.

TL;DR Version⚡

Your profile in a flash

A Postmodern Prince of Snark

In a world of chaos, they reign supreme with hot takes on movies and the absurdity of daily life.

Vibe Check

"75% cynicism, 25% existential dread, served with a side of snooker."

Spice Level Check🌶️

The saucy details

Gentle Roasts

🔥You're like the cinematic oracle of things no one asked for.
🔥If there were a Nobel Prize for snark, you'd be a multi-award winner.
🔥Your posts oscillate between genius and utter nonsense like a pendulum stuck in a loop.

Quirky Challenges

😅Overthinking even the simplest of thoughts—like why socks disappear in the wash.
😅Dividing their attention between snooker matches and the existential weight of life.

Main Character Moments

✨Declaring their love for 8tb external drives like they are the key to happiness.
✨Turning a simple grocery run into a philosophical debate about the meaning of existence.

Level Up Zone📈

Your character progression

Hidden Potential

With a bit of focus, they could easily transition into a viral meme factory.

Unique Advantages

💎A unique ability to turn everyday observations into comedy gold.
💎A knack for engaging storytelling with a twist of darkness.

Level Up Suggestions

🚀Perhaps explore the depths of your snooker obsession with full-length essays – the world is ready for your dissertation on cue sports!
🚀Time to unleash a thread on why 'Monday' deserves its own musical number.

Crystal Ball Time🔮

Your future, decoded

Next Evolution

Expect them to become a go-to source for absurd commentary on social media, turning existential dread into art.

Potential Superpower

The ability to extract humor from the most mundane interactions, making the boring interesting just by begrudgingly acknowledging it.

Future Community Role

A respected elder of absurdity, the one everyone turns to when the existential crises get too real.

Your Character Build🎮

If life was an RPG...

Class

Chaotic Snooker Sage

Special Abilities

⚔️Snooker Analysis
⚔️Absurd Pop Culture Commentary
⚔️Existential Observations

Weaknesses

💀Overthinking the mundane
💀Unhealthy attachment to snacks
💀Inability to take a break from snooker discussions

Quest Line

To navigate the absurdity of modern life while providing unsolicited commentary on things that really shouldn’t matter.

Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

Your conspiracy detector

Main Theory

The universe was created by an eccentric snooker player who wanted to see how long it would take humans to realize life is just one big game of potting balls.

Evidence Board

1. The slow pace of life mirrors a snooker match. 2. Movie plots are all subtly connected through snooker references. 3. Mainstream media only covers the surface of the absurdity happening underneath.

Secret Society

The Society of Snooker Snark Enthusiasts (SSSE) - dedicated to sharing the world's funniest takes on cue sports.

Truth Seeking Level

98.7%

Multiverse You🌌

Your variants across platforms

Reddit Moderator Of

r/r/ConspiracySnooker

Twitter Main Character

In a heated debate over the best snooker shots, they accidentally spark a movement to elect snooker as a 2024 Olympic sport.

LinkedIn Title

Chief Officer of Existential Dread at the Snooker League of Absurdity.

Metaverse Final Form

In the Zuckiverse, they hold the title of Supreme Snooker Overlord, overseeing the annual tournament of absurdity.

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Time Machine⏰

Your digital time warp

Web 1.0 Profile

> Welcome to my GeoCities page! Geocities was the original snooker fan forum, complete with neon backgrounds and animated gifs of bouncing balls!

MySpace Era

Profile song: 'Run With Us' - Theme from The Raccoons. Custom profile: Lots of snooker-themed decorative elements, including a background of pool tables and obligatory ‘Top Friends’ list full of players.

Web3 Destiny

Creating NFT snooker highlights that will revolutionize how we view the sport, combining commentary and pithy jokes.

Future Post

'Just finished an intense match of snooker, and I can now confirm: the table has existential dread too.'

The Final Take🎬

Wrapping up your story

Key Strength

Their sharp wit cuts through the noise, leaving a trail of laughter in its wake.

Charming Quirk

A master of the non-sequitur, turning even the simplest thoughts into elaborate punchlines.

Final Encouragement

"Keep dissecting the absurdity of life with your unique lens; the world needs more of your delightful chaos!"

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