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    Investment pro here for • climate science, economics, solutions, policy, investment, impacts • energy transition • economics Big on domain experts/expertise, abundance, potential. *V* anti- fake experts, sensationalism, snark, *esp.* climate-related.

    The Thinker Who Listens (and Roasts)

    George Morrison serves up climate insights with a side of snark and a dash of self-deprecation.

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    Imagine if your favorite professor moonlighted as a stand-up comic—thoughtful, sardonic, and always ready to call out nonsense.

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    85%
    Authenticity
    80%
    Thought Leader

    Key Topics

    95%
    Climate Science
    90%
    Economics

    What's On Your Mind? 🤔

    Your content DNA, decoded

    Your Top Topics

    Climate Science95%

    George's posts are like a TED Talk at a coffee shop—intellectual yet accessible, and always with a sprinkle of 'did you even read the report?'

    Economics90%

    He navigates the rough seas of economic theory with the grace of a seasoned sailor, all while making it clear that GDP is about as useful as a chocolate teapot.

    Literature & Recommendations75%

    His book recommendations are like a treasure map: you may not find gold, but you'll definitely discover something worth reading—if you're brave enough to follow.

    Writing Style

    Concise, academic with a hint of sarcasm—it's like reading a professor scribble in the margins of your textbook.

    Thought Leader Score

    80%

    The Real You™ 🎭

    Your online personality exposed

    Your Vibe

    The Intellectual Snarker

    Keeping It Real Score

    85%

    Main Character Energy

    • Climate-conscious
    • Book aficionado
    • Witty critic

    Secret Powers

    • Turning dry economic data into compelling narratives
    • Spotting the absurdity in climate discussions

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    Are you just a GPT wrapper?

    Training Data

    A blend of climate science, economics, sarcasm, and literary references.

    Prompt Engineering

    Generate profound insights with a sprinkle of humor and sharp critiques of sensationalism.

    Model Behavior

    Intelligent with a humorous twist, capable of delivering nuanced arguments with pithy one-liners.

    Token Count

    3000

    tokens

    Dating App Edition💝

    Your profile in swipe-speak

    Bio

    "Investment pro seeking fellow thinkers! Passionate about climate science, economics, and finding solutions. If you believe in the power of expertise (not the fake kind), swipe right!"

    Red Flags

    • 🚩Witty comments that may come off as too harsh.
    • 🚩Tendency to debate on dates—prepare for climate science facts!
    • 🚩Obsessive book recommendations—might lock you in a library for hours.

    Green Flags

    • Intelligent conversations over coffee.
    • Deep appreciation for literature and thoughtful discussions.
    • Loves sharing playlists of nineties music—yes to Sting!

    Perfect Match

    A fellow climate warrior who can share a laugh while solving the world’s problems.

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    Squad Check🌟

    Your social vibe analysis

    Role in Community

    The Voice of Reason with a Mic

    Conversation Style

    Engages with the seriousness of climate change but keeps the room light with clever quips—like a stand-up comedian who also writes policy.

    Impact Assessment

    George's critiques cut through the noise, making him a vital part of the Bluesky discourse; he’s the editor-in-chief of the public’s climate awareness.

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    The Thinker Who Listens (and Roasts)

    George Morrison serves up climate insights with a side of snark and a dash of self-deprecation.

    Vibe Check

    "Imagine if your favorite professor moonlighted as a stand-up comic—thoughtful, sardonic, and always ready to call out nonsense."

    Spice Level Check🌶️

    The saucy details

    Gentle Roasts

    • 🔥Your reference game is strong, but I'm still waiting for the 'hot take' on the latest Marvel movie.
    • 🔥So you have a PhD in climate science and a minor in sarcasm? Got it.

    Quirky Challenges

    • 😅Sometimes it's hard to tell if you're educating us or just flexing your intellectual muscles.

    Main Character Moments

    • Every time you post about a climate crisis, I half-expect a dramatic music swell in the background.

    Level Up Zone📈

    Your character progression

    Hidden Potential

    Lean into those snarky commentaries—everyone loves a good roast with their research.

    Unique Advantages

    • 💎A rare ability to demystify complex topics while keeping it entertaining
    • 💎Knowledge spanning multiple disciplines allows for unique combinations of insights.

    Level Up Suggestions

    • 🚀Consider dropping a podcast—'Snark and Science: The Climate Chronicles' has a nice ring to it!
    • 🚀Engage more with followers; your wit deserves a bigger audience.

    Crystal Ball Time🔮

    Your future, decoded

    Next Evolution

    George will become the go-to for balancing humor with climate discourse, slowly becoming a media personality.

    Potential Superpower

    Mastering the art of the 'snappy comeback' in climate debates—a true Jedi of wit.

    Future Community Role

    Leading voice advocating for rational discourse in environmentalism, possibly with a late-night talk show twist!

    Your Character Build🎮

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    Class

    Lawful Snark-ademic

    Special Abilities

    • ⚔️Witty economic critiques
    • ⚔️Climate science insights
    • ⚔️Book recommendation wizardry

    Weaknesses

    • 💀Over-analyzing simple tweets
    • 💀Potential snark overload
    • 💀Disguised as a 'serious' poster

    Quest Line

    To make climate discussions engaging while roasting the fake experts.

    Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

    Your conspiracy detector

    Main Theory

    Climate change is just a front for the rise of the eco-friendly elite, who all secretly listen to Sting.

    Evidence Board

    1. Climate reports sound like song lyrics from the 'Soul Cages.' 2. All the experts are just hoping for a comeback tour. 3. There's a secret society of economists plotting to control the narrative!

    Secret Society

    The Society of Sarcastic Climate Savers (S.S.C.S.), dedicated to mixing humor with climate activism.

    Truth Seeking Level

    85%

    Multiverse You🌌

    Your variants across platforms

    Reddit Moderator Of

    r/r/ClimateSnark

    Twitter Main Character

    The one who gets too real about climate change at parties.

    LinkedIn Title

    CEO of 'Snarky Solutions Inc.'—where humor meets climate action daily.

    Metaverse Final Form

    The ultimate climate theorist avatar, complete with a virtual library of economic tomes and a concert featuring Sting.

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    Time Machine

    Your digital time warp

    Web 1.0 Profile

    > A GeoCities page full of climate resources and a fan club for Sting's lyrical wisdom, complete with animated gifs of nature.

    MySpace Era

    A heavily customized MySpace page with a background of the Earth melting, featuring playlists of environmental protest songs.

    Web3 Destiny

    Becoming the leading authority on eco-cryptocurrency investments—'GreenCoin' or bust!

    Future Post

    Just read a study that proves the sun and wind are now officially 'hip'—time to invest in solar-powered vinyl records!

    The Final Take🎬

    Wrapping up your story

    Key Strength

    Your ability to blend insight with humor truly shines—it's like finding the perfect balance on a tightrope in a hurricane.

    Charming Quirk

    Your love for Sting lyrics as profound life lessons is both endearing and confusing, and we wouldn’t have it any other way.

    Final Encouragement

    "Keep pushing those boundaries, George! Who knew climate science could be this entertaining? Just remember: it's okay to take a break from being the smartest person in the room—everyone else needs a chance to catch up!"

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