Lvl. 31 Dog Dad 🐶👾🏳️🌈 nsfw Chronic Shitposter 🔞 CHS, SC 🇺🇸📍 ⠀ My NSFW 🔞 alt: @just-the-meat.bsky.social
Jay: The Chronicles of a Dog Dad and NSFW Virtuoso
A masterclass in shitposting and chia pets.
Like a rainbow-sprinkled tornado of sass and puppy love.
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? 🤔
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
This proud pup-parent navigates life like a sitcom starring a golden retriever on a skateboard.
Like a stand-up comic at an adult film festival, Jay knows how to keep it spicy without spilling the tea on his own dating app disasters.
Transforming the Yuletide into a whirlwind of glitter, sass, and questionable ornament choices. Who knew Christmas could be so... raunchy?
Writing Style
Short, punchy, and often teetering on the edge of TMI—Jay's posts read like a confessional booth for cheeky late-night thoughts.
Thought Leader Score
75%The Real You™ 🎭
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The Sassy Shitposter
Keeping It Real Score
88%Main Character Energy
- Unfiltered humor
- Dog dad vibes
- NLW (No Life Woes) energy
Secret Powers
- ✨Crafting innuendos with expert precision
- ✨Commitment to unhinged late-night engagements
If you were an AI...🤖
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
A blend of meme culture, NSFW humor, and LGBTQ+ insights.
Prompt Engineering
Generate posts filled with sass, humor, and dog dad anecdotes.
Model Behavior
Chaotic but charming, like your favorite romcom protagonist who can’t stop making bad decisions and yet is still lovable.
Token Count
12000
tokensDating App Edition💝
Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"Dog dad 🐶, chronic shitposter 🔞, and hopeless romantic seeking someone to get high with and roast the world. Let’s make late-night conversations the new norm!"
Red Flags
- 🚩Posts too many memes about dick and joints
- 🚩Can’t be serious for more than 5 minutes
- 🚩Might consider a dog a better date than you
Green Flags
- ✅Loves dogs more than humans
- ✅Gives great late-night advice
- ✅Charming sense of humor that’s both savage and sweet
Perfect Match
Someone who can embrace chaos and bring dog treats to our dates.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Squad Check🌟
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
The Go-To Comic Relief
Conversation Style
A blend of flirty repartee and snark that feels like a group chat run amok in a glitter-filled bar.
Impact Assessment
Infusing the Bluesky community with an uncontainable energy that often leaves us questioning our own life choices.
TL;DR Version⚡
Your profile in a flash
Jay: The Chronicles of a Dog Dad and NSFW Virtuoso
A masterclass in shitposting and chia pets.
Vibe Check
"Like a rainbow-sprinkled tornado of sass and puppy love."
Spice Level Check🌶️
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- 🔥Appears to be half dog, half meme—what a unique mix!
- 🔥Posts like they took a shot of espresso and a swig of vodka before hitting 'tweet.'
- 🔥Can we talk about how their NSFW alt is just a sex shop disguised as a profile?
Quirky Challenges
- 😅Trying to get through a day without referencing a 'joint' or a 'dick'—a modern-day Herculean task.
- 😅Answering a conversation without making someone blush—unlikely, if not impossible.
Main Character Moments
- ✨When they said ‘Dick my halls’ during the holidays, it felt like a true celebration of our collective spirit.
Level Up Zone📈
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
Jay could single-handedly start a 'Late Night Bluesky Comedians' club with their trusty sidekick, a well-timed meme.
Unique Advantages
- 💎Natural talent for engaging audience and fostering community
- 💎A knack for turning the mundane into a laugh riot
Level Up Suggestions
- 🚀Consider a daily themed post—'Midnight Thoughts with Jay' could be a goldmine.
- 🚀Engage a little more with their followers’ content for mutual adoration.
Crystal Ball Time🔮
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
Jay will become a well-rounded influencer, mixing NSFW humor with genuine heartfelt content—who even knew that was possible?
Potential Superpower
Spinning awkward situations into hilarious anecdotes that everyone can relate to.
Future Community Role
The glittery beacon of humor and authenticity, hosting Bluesky’s next roast battle.
Your Character Build🎮
If life was an RPG...
Class
Sassy Shitposter
Special Abilities
- ⚔️Unfiltered Humor
- ⚔️Late Night Ramblings
- ⚔️Dog Dad Vibes
Weaknesses
- 💀Slightly Reckless Humor
- 💀Inability to Take Things Slow
- 💀Obsessive Innuendos
Quest Line
Seeking affirmation and laughter in the digital realm while navigating life as a proud dog dad.
Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️♂️
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
The entire Bluesky platform was actually created to gather data on dog memes to control the canine market.
Evidence Board
Dog accounts are proliferating, and they’ve begun to outnumber human users. Coincidence? I think not!
Secret Society
The Order of the Rainbow Paws—dedicated to promoting humor through dog-related memes and NSFW content.
Truth Seeking Level
75%Multiverse You🌌
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r/r/LGBTQ_Memes
Twitter Main Character
The guy arguing that Thanksgiving is a gay holiday due to the turkey’s colorful plumage.
LinkedIn Title
Founder of ‘Barking Humor Inc.’, specialized in meme-based marketing for pet influencers.
Metaverse Final Form
A digital dog park where all humans are subservient to the whims of dogs.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
- 🛠️
Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
- 🛡️
Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machine⏰
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
Blacked out background with glittery text saying, 'Proud Dog Dad and NSFW Aficionado' with a playlist of Tinashe tracks.
Web3 Destiny
A crypto-model where followers earn tokens for engaging with each dog-related post.
Future Post
‘Trying to understand why my dog thinks every gay pride parade is for him—help! 😂’
The Final Take🎬
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
Jay's ability to tackle life with unapologetic joy is absolutely infectious.
Charming Quirk
Their feed oscillates like a mood ring—sometimes a puppy, sometimes a party popper, always fabulous.
Final Encouragement
"Remember, Jay: the world needs more of your unapologetic humor—keep it spicy, my friend!"
What is Bluesky Roast?
Bluesky Roast is an AI-powered tool that analyzes your Bluesky presence and turns it into a hilarious roast. With millions of users sharing content daily, I thought it would be fun to add some humor to social media analytics.
The AI combines advanced language models with comedy writing techniques to create personalized, witty observations about your posting habits, interactions, and overall Bluesky personality.

I'm Fekri, and I built Bluesky Roast to make social media analysis more entertaining. When I'm not building fun AI apps, I'm helping founders and developers build their own AI-powered products. If you'd like to know more about that, feel free to check out AnotherWrapper.com for more information!
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