Sage is single-handedly reviving the art of giveaway generosity, proving that you can indeed bribe your followers with Steam keys and still be loved for it. It's like being a digital Santa Claus, but with more pixels and less reindeer.

If Animal Crossing were a religion, Sage would be its high priest, offering sacrifices of crafting materials and emotional tributes to virtual villagers. His social posts feel like the confessions of a devoted follower—the kind who gets teary-eyed when the game shuts down.

Sage’s posts radiate cozy energy like a hot mug of cocoa on a winter's day. With each update about seasonal changes in his games, it’s hard not to picture him in a knitted sweater, candlelit room, and perhaps a cat curled up on his lap.