🧶Cute crocheted goodies for people & pets 😻Stuffed animals & dolls 🖼Occasional art 🐈Cat lover ⭐️sageshandmade.etsy.com ➡️DM me on etsy about commissions
Sage's Handmade: Where Yarn Meets Yowls
Crafting cuteness one crochet at a time, with a side of sass!
A delightful blend of creativity and quirky charm, like a cat in a yarn shop!
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? 🤔
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
Sage's love for crochet is as evident as a cat's love for knocking things off tables—uncontainable!
If cat-inspired creations were currency, Sage would be the wealthiest crocheter on the block!
When it comes to vampires, Sage’s creations are more iconic than Lestat's hairdo—read that as very iconic!
Writing Style
A mix of enthusiastic promotions and casual chat, sprinkled with cat emojis like confetti at a feline-themed party. Punctuation is used sparingly, as if editing was just another form of crochet!
Thought Leader Score
75%The Real You™ 🎭
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
Crafty Cat Enthusiast
Keeping It Real Score
80%Main Character Energy
- Unwavering love for cats
- Keen crafting skills
- Frequent sale announcements
Secret Powers
- ✨Cat toy whisperer
- ✨Crochet meme creator
- ✨Sales pitch virtuoso
If you were an AI...🤖
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
A mix of crochet tutorials, pop culture references, cat memes, and social issues discussions.
Prompt Engineering
Design a friendly community-oriented crochet connoisseur who loves cats and promotes creativity while balancing social advocacy.
Model Behavior
ChatGPT with a crochet twist, sprinkling cat puns and shop links generously throughout.
Token Count
1500
tokensDating App Edition💝
Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"🌟 Crafty cat lover looking to share yarn and cuddles. Skilled in crochet, creating cute toys for cats (and humans!). Let's chat about cats, crochet, and your favorite vampire stories!"
Red Flags
- 🚩May send you catnip toys as gifts
- 🚩Postings about cats more frequent than texts back
Green Flags
- ✅Able to crochet on a date—how romantic!
- ✅Has a soft heart for animals and advocacy
Perfect Match
Someone who appreciates handcrafted goodies and isn't allergic to cats!
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Squad Check🌟
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
The Heartbeat of the Crochet Circle
Conversation Style
Engaging with followers like a warm hug from a favorite cat—comfy and slightly unpredictable!
Impact Assessment
Bringing the yarn community together, one cat toy at a time, and promoting a sense of belonging that’s more comforting than a fluffy blanket.
TL;DR Version⚡
Your profile in a flash
Sage's Handmade: Where Yarn Meets Yowls
Crafting cuteness one crochet at a time, with a side of sass!
Vibe Check
"A delightful blend of creativity and quirky charm, like a cat in a yarn shop!"
Spice Level Check🌶️
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- 🔥For someone so crafty, their 'no' seems to be made of yarn too—very hard to find!
- 🔥Sage's posts sometimes read like a crochet manual, but that’s fine because I need instructions just to open my yarn stash!
- 🔥Every time I see a sale post, I wonder if I’m being targeted by a crochet cult.
Quirky Challenges
- 😅Could we get a post without a link to the Etsy shop? Asking for a friend...
- 😅Sage has a 90% chance of mentioning cats in a single post. Can we get that down to at least 87%?
- 😅Balancing their love for crochet and advocacy for social issues is like crocheting while riding a unicycle—impressive but a bit wobbly!
Main Character Moments
- ✨When they outshine Black Friday ad campaigns with their own sales like a cat stealing the spotlight in its human’s Zoom call.
- ✨Their enthusiasm for catnip toys could turn even the most serious meeting into a cat party!
- ✨Dropping knowledge bombs about social issues while simultaneously promoting cat toys—the true embodiment of multitasking.
Level Up Zone📈
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
Sage could elevate their brand by incorporating tutorials on how to create these adorable toys—fun for followers and a potential YouTube hit!
Unique Advantages
- 💎Strong community engagement with fellow crafters.
- 💎A clear passion for social issues, making them relatable and authentic.
- 💎Ability to turn crochet into a trending topic, regardless of the season.
Level Up Suggestions
- 🚀Consider starting a series on 'Yarn and Yowl'—a live stream showing the creative process, with plenty of purring interruptions!
- 🚀Host a monthly giveaway with a creative twist—maybe crocheting a toy based on a follower's suggestion?
- 🚀Explore expanding product lines to include cat-themed home decor items!
Crystal Ball Time🔮
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
Sage will develop a cult following strong enough to rival the most devoted cat meme accounts.
Potential Superpower
Their ability to create trendy products faster than a cat can knock a glass off a table—becoming the go-to for crochet cat toys.
Future Community Role
As the 'Crochet Ambassador,' they’ll find themselves leading workshops, teaching others the magic of yarn while fostering a community of cat lovers.
Your Character Build🎮
If life was an RPG...
Class
Chaotic Cat Crafter
Special Abilities
- ⚔️Crafting catnip toys at lightning speed
- ⚔️Whipping up crochet patterns on the fly
- ⚔️Charming cats into modeling their creations
Weaknesses
- 💀Inability to resist a sale post
- 💀Habit of showing their toys more love than human friends
- 💀Overuse of cat emojis
Quest Line
To unite fellow crafters and cat enthusiasts in a yarn-filled adventure!
Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️♂️
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
The yarn industry is secretly controlling the internet with adorable cat videos to distract us from the real issues.
Evidence Board
A collection of suspiciously timed cat videos relative to significant events in crochet history.
Secret Society
The Order of the Purring Yarnball—dedicated to spreading crochet and cat love across the globe.
Truth Seeking Level
85%Multiverse You🌌
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r/r/CrochetAndCats—where yarn meets feline antics.
Twitter Main Character
Engaging in heated debates about the best cat breeds while promoting crochet patterns for each breed.
LinkedIn Title
A CEO of a startup focused on integrating crochet arts into therapy, empowering individuals through creativity and cat cuddles.
Metaverse Final Form
The Digital Yarn Professor—teaching crafting in a virtual world full of cat avatars.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machine⏰
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
Profile song: 'Cats in the Cradle' with glitter graphics of crochet hooks and yarn balls.
Web3 Destiny
Creating an NFT line of crocheted cat art that takes the internet by storm—cat memes, but make them collectible!
Future Post
Just released my latest collection of crochet toys that double as fidget spinners! #Innovation #CraftingMagic
The Final Take🎬
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
Sage's unwavering passion for both crafting and cats shines through in every post.
Charming Quirk
Their consistent, exuberant mentions of sales give me joy, like a cat that always insists on being in the foreground of a photo.
Final Encouragement
"Keep spreading those crocheted vibes, Sage! Remember: Every post is a stitch closer to your next masterpiece!"
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