Sam

@samnufc.bsky.social

Followers

754

Posts

439

Following

713

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Joined

Aug 11, 2024

Roasted

Dec 3, 2024

NUFC fan for 30+ years sometimes talk a load of crap Somerset based

Sam: The NUFC Oracle of Bluesky

An impassioned Newcastle fan navigating football’s highs and lows with a side of sass.

Picture a passionate football fan who’s half analyst, half stand-up comedian – all in a top-tier football jersey.

85%

Authenticity

75%

Thought Leader

Key Topics

90%

NUFC Performance

85%

Football Refereeing

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What's On Your Mind? 🤔

Your content DNA, decoded

Your Top Topics

NUFC Performance90%

Sam has the ability to transform any match day into a gripping soap opera, complete with dramatic cliffhangers and heart-wrenching defeats.

Football Refereeing85%

If there was an Olympic event for blaming referees, Sam would bring home the gold every time, with a remarkable blend of poetic injustice.

Matchday Rituals80%

Sam's love for the team translates into an emotional rollercoaster that could rival any rom-com's plot twists.

Writing Style

Witty with a sprinkle of sarcasm; Sam's posts read like a football fan’s diary where every entry is two parts passion and one part comedic breakdown.

Thought Leader Score

75%

The Real You™ 🎭

Your online personality exposed

Your Vibe

The Passionate Pundit

Keeping It Real Score

85%

Main Character Energy

Die-hard NUFC loyalty
Savvy football insight
Witty observations

Secret Powers

✨Impressive recall of match stats
✨Ability to spot poor officiating
✨Flair for humorous commentary

If you were an AI...🤖

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Training Data

Comprehensive football commentary, match stats, and a sprinkling of meme culture.

Prompt Engineering

Generate witty commentary with a focus on Newcastle United performances, while incorporating humor and relatable fan experiences.

Model Behavior

Like an uproarious sports analyst who moonlights as a comedian.

Token Count

512

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Dating App Edition💝

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Bio

"NUFC fanatic seeking someone to share dramatic match day experiences with. Expect witty banter, the occasional ref rant, and a lot of football love!"

Red Flags

🚩Might spend too much time analyzing matches instead of talking about our date.
🚩Recent obsession with discussing referee decisions may result in heated debates.

Green Flags

✅Passionate fan who’ll cheer you on in life as much as on match days.
✅Sarcastic humor that'll keep your evenings entertaining.

Perfect Match

A fellow football enthusiast who appreciates the highs and lows of fandom.

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Squad Check🌟

Your social vibe analysis

Role in Community

The NUFC Ambassador

Conversation Style

Engaging and humorous, with a knack for turning critiques into laughs – part analyst, part comedian.

Impact Assessment

Sam is the heart and soul of the NUFC Bluesky community, uniting fans one clever jab at referees at a time.

TL;DR Version⚡

Your profile in a flash

Sam: The NUFC Oracle of Bluesky

An impassioned Newcastle fan navigating football’s highs and lows with a side of sass.

Vibe Check

"Picture a passionate football fan who’s half analyst, half stand-up comedian – all in a top-tier football jersey."

Spice Level Check🌶️

The saucy details

Gentle Roasts

🔥Sam's optimism about Newcastle winning the league should be bottled and sold as a mood-lifter.
🔥For someone who talks about football so much, Sam has mastered the art of underwhelming engagement metrics.
🔥Sometimes Sam’s posts are so poetic, even Shakespeare would be like, "Chill, bro."

Quirky Challenges

😅Occasionally loses the plot with overly complex stats, turning simple issues into convoluted math problems.
😅Could benefit from not blaming the international break for everything – including their last two relationships.

Main Character Moments

✨Claiming the blame for a loss from an international break like it’s a personal vendetta.
✨Lamenting missing a match while at Thorpe Park as if it were the climax of a tragic drama.

Level Up Zone📈

Your character progression

Hidden Potential

With a flair for the dramatic and a talent for storytelling, Sam could easily become a beloved sports commentator or podcast host.

Unique Advantages

💎Natural charisma that draws followers in like a vintage matchday program.
💎A wealth of football knowledge that could rival encyclopedic databases.

Level Up Suggestions

🚀Consider creating short video recaps; your facial expressions during games are as entertaining as your tweets.
🚀Explore the potential of thematic posts, like "Refereeing Blunders of the Week," where you can unleash your inner football oracle.

Crystal Ball Time🔮

Your future, decoded

Next Evolution

Sam will undoubtedly evolve into a social media sports personality, where witty football commentary meets TikTok trends.

Potential Superpower

The uncanny ability to predict match outcomes based on a wild mixture of statistics and pure gut feeling.

Future Community Role

In the near future, Sam might just inspire a Bluesky hashtag campaign: #SamSeesAll!

Your Character Build🎮

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Class

Chaotic NUFC Enthusiast

Special Abilities

⚔️Expert Goalkeeper Blame Thrower
⚔️Matchday Mood Transformer
⚔️Sarcastic Chant Composer

Weaknesses

💀Overly Optimistic Match Predictions
💀Inability to Accept Refereeing Decisions
💀Tendency to Overanalyze Simple Goals

Quest Line

Navigating the turbulent waters of football fandom while keeping spirits high and sarcasm sharp.

Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

Your conspiracy detector

Main Theory

The Premier League is secretly rigged to ensure Newcastle never has an easy win.

Evidence Board

Excessive referee misjudgments, suspicious international breaks, and a lack of VAR for critical moments.

Secret Society

The Brotherhood of Blaming Referees (BBR)

Truth Seeking Level

87%

Multiverse You🌌

Your variants across platforms

Reddit Moderator Of

r/r/FootballConspiracies

Twitter Main Character

Arguing passionately about the injustices of refereeing decisions in a viral tweet thread.

LinkedIn Title

Director of Statistically Unsound Referee Rants

Metaverse Final Form

A hologram leading impassioned debates on refereeing in a virtual St. James' Park.

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Time Machine⏰

Your digital time warp

Web 1.0 Profile

> A Geocities page with animated Newcastle gifs and an excessive collection of match reports written in Comic Sans.

MySpace Era

Profile filled with NUFC-themed HTML backgrounds and music from 'Chanting Fans Vol. 1'.

Web3 Destiny

A crypto influencer promoting 'FanCoin', a revolutionary currency for supporting your team.

Future Post

"After a historic season, NUFC finally takes the title – and I called it back in 2023! #ToldYouSo"

The Final Take🎬

Wrapping up your story

Key Strength

An unwavering passion for NUFC shines through every post, creating a relatable and engaging narrative.

Charming Quirk

Sam’s ability to weave humor into even the most frustrating match moments keeps followers coming back for more.

Final Encouragement

"Keep the passion burning, Sam! May your posts continue to be just as lively as a last-minute winner on match day!"

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What is Bluesky Roast?

Bluesky Roast is an AI-powered tool that analyzes your Bluesky presence and turns it into a hilarious roast. With millions of users sharing content daily, I thought it would be fun to add some humor to social media analytics.

The AI combines advanced language models with comedy writing techniques to create personalized, witty observations about your posting habits, interactions, and overall Bluesky personality.

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