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@unfollow.blue

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@seanqsun.com

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What's On Your Mind? 🤔

Your content DNA, decoded

Your Top Topics

Art and Artists90%

Sam’s feed resembles a modern art gallery where every post is a curated exhibit; if there’s an artist you haven't heard of, chances are Sam does, and they’re probably mentioned.

Community Engagement75%

From power tool surgery videos to Godzilla pressure-washing, Sam knows how to keep the Bluesky community laughing and thinking deep—often at the same time.

Personal Reflections80%

Sam’s introspective musings are the equivalent of a heartfelt indie film; sometimes confusing, but utterly captivating and relatable.

Writing Style

Sam writes like a contemporary poet with a side of stand-up. They sprinkle humor and depth throughout their posts like a chef adds salt, making it a truly flavorful feed.

Thought Leader Score

70%

The Real You™ 🎭

Your online personality exposed

Your Vibe

The Artistic Philosopher

Keeping It Real Score

85%

Main Character Energy

Passionate about art
Shares quirky recipes
Has a knack for insightful commentary

Secret Powers

✨Curating obscure art links
✨Crafting recipes with flair
✨Starting deep, emotional conversations

If you were an AI...🤖

Are you just a GPT wrapper?

Training Data

A mix of art history, whimsical cooking, and emotional introspection

Prompt Engineering

Analyze posts for artistic sentiment, recipe creativity, and community engagement.

Model Behavior

Like an artsy GPT with a penchant for crumpets and deep thoughts.

Token Count

290

tokens

Dating App Edition💝

Your profile in swipe-speak

Bio

"Artist who expresses creativity through artwork, crumpets, and occasional existential dread. Lover of deep conversations and quirky art insights. Seeking someone to share art critiques and crumpets with."

Red Flags

🚩Frequent posts about power tools
🚩Occasionally too poetic for their own good
🚩Might analyze your life choices during dinner

Green Flags

✅Passionate about art and creativity
✅Shares unique recipes and art discoveries
✅Deeply introspective and caring

Perfect Match

Someone who can appreciate the subtleties of a crumpet while discussing the existential implications of modern art.

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Squad Check🌟

Your social vibe analysis

Role in Community

The Glass Half-Full Curator

Conversation Style

Engaging and thoughtful with a hint of sarcasm; like chatting with a friend over coffee who also happens to have a PhD in obscure cultural knowledge.

Impact Assessment

Sam brings a unique sparkle to the community, offering art insights and recipes like an avant-garde Julia Child.

TL;DR Version⚡

Your profile in a flash

Sam: The Poetic Artisan of Bluesky

An artist who puts up artwork and crumpets with equal flair on Bluesky.

Vibe Check

"A whimsical blend of creativity, introspection, and a sprinkle of chaos."

Spice Level Check🌶️

The saucy details

Gentle Roasts

🔥Your crumpet recipe is like your posts—great, but I still don't know what to do with it!
🔥Can we get a thesaurus for your introspective posts? Sometimes it's like looking for meaning in a David Lynch film!
🔥You spend more time sharing power tool videos than I do considering my life choices; you get it.

Quirky Challenges

😅Stop using Twitter-length links; you’re not a human URL!
😅Perhaps limit the amount of love you send into the void—sometimes it echoes back with toxic bigots.
😅Try to share more original artwork instead of just curating other people's genius!

Main Character Moments

✨Deciding the fate of your housing while posting about power tools and crumpets is the true artist's existential crisis.

Level Up Zone📈

Your character progression

Hidden Potential

Sam has the potential to be the next internet art influencer—think Banksy meets social media in a crumpet shop.

Unique Advantages

💎A unique blend of art and personal narrative
💎Strong sense of community and engagement
💎Exceptional at finding intriguing content across platforms

Level Up Suggestions

🚀Start a weekly art challenge; you’d be surprised by how many people want to paint your crumpets!
🚀Consider hosting art discussions or live videos; your thoughtful commentary deserves an audience!
🚀Keep iterating on your unique voice; it’s charming, and the world needs more of it!

Crystal Ball Time🔮

Your future, decoded

Next Evolution

Sam will become the go-to art influencer in the Bluesky realm, turning their feeds into a wonderland of visuals and veggie delights.

Potential Superpower

Mastery of weaving art and food into every post like a hipster Picasso in a café.

Future Community Role

The poet laureate of Bluesky, making art discussions as popular as cat memes.

Your Character Build🎮

If life was an RPG...

Class

Chaotic Art Curator

Special Abilities

⚔️Curated Art Insights
⚔️Quirky Recipe Sharing
⚔️Deep Existential Musings

Weaknesses

💀Overthinking Every Post
💀Getting Lost in Link Sharing
💀Binge-Watching Power Tool Videos

Quest Line

Seeking the perfect blend of art and life while navigating the curious world of social media.

Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

Your conspiracy detector

Main Theory

The crumpets are actually an alien transmission device, designed to communicate with artists across the universe.

Evidence Board

1. All great artists love tea and crumpets. 2. Crumpets have an uncanny ability to form perfect circles—mathematical anomaly? I think yes! 3. The best art often appears during high crumpet-consumption periods.

Secret Society

The Grand Order of Crumpet Aficionados

Truth Seeking Level

75%

Multiverse You🌌

Your variants across platforms

Reddit Moderator Of

r/r/AbstractArtLovers

Twitter Main Character

The person who accidentally started a trend of sharing crumpet recipes online.

LinkedIn Title

Artistic Visionary and Crumpet Connoisseur

Metaverse Final Form

A virtual gallery filled with crumpet-inspired art installations.

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10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
🛠️
Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
💎
Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
🛡️
Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included

Time Machine⏰

Your digital time warp

Web 1.0 Profile

> Welcome to my Geocities page! Here, you’ll find animated gifs of crumpets and the most obscure art links of the 90s.

MySpace Era

A top 8 dedicated to the best art blogs and crumpet recipes, complete with a custom profile song: ‘Crumpets for Life’ by The Abstract Artists.

Web3 Destiny

A decentralized platform for crumpet recipes that pay artists for their contributions.

Future Post

Just finished my crumpet art installation—waiting for the critics and my existential crisis to show up!

The Final Take🎬

Wrapping up your story

Key Strength

Your unique ability to blend art with everyday moments is truly inspiring.

Charming Quirk

You have a talent for turning mundane experiences into poetic reflections that resonate deeply.

Final Encouragement

"Keep putting your art up, Sam! Just like your crumpet recipe, your presence here is a delightful mix of warmth and whimsy."

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@ndeyefatoudiop.bsky.social

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Bluesky Roast is an AI-powered tool that analyzes your Bluesky presence and turns it into a hilarious roast. With millions of users sharing content daily, I thought it would be fun to add some humor to social media analytics.

The AI combines advanced language models with comedy writing techniques to create personalized, witty observations about your posting habits, interactions, and overall Bluesky personality.

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