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    Oli Newsham

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    Sweary #dotnet & #azure dev. Co-organiser of Dot Net North. Obsessed with rocks. 🏳️‍🌈 ⚠️ All opinions are absolutely and irrevocably those of my employer. Especially the spicy ones.

    Rock-Solid Online Presence with a Dash of Sweet Spiciness

    Oli's feed is a delightful mix of tech genius, rock obsession, and hot takes that could melt ice.

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    Like a Swiss Army Knife of tech humor and rock appreciation, complete with a side of sass.

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    88%
    Authenticity
    92%
    Thought Leader

    Key Topics

    90%
    Microsoft and Azure
    80%
    Health and Wellness

    What's On Your Mind? 🤔

    Your content DNA, decoded

    Your Top Topics

    Microsoft and Azure90%

    Oli's Microsoft enthusiasm rivals a puppy with a new toy, with posts that are both insightful and filled with cheeky humor.

    Health and Wellness80%

    From skincare routines to vaccine breakdowns, Oli's health posts feel like an awkwardly hilarious TED Talk—sometimes enlightening, always entertaining.

    Rocks (Literally)85%

    Oli's passion for rocks is less of a hobby and more of a spiritual journey; I half-expect a post titled 'Rocks: The Unsung Heroes of Nature'.

    Community Engagement95%

    Clearly the social glue in the .NET community, Oli seems to have a knack for turning tech meetups into jovial gatherings; he’s the life of the algorithm!

    Writing Style

    A delightful blend of dry humor and passionate opinions, where each sentence feels like a witty jab wrapped in a lighthearted embrace. It’s like reading a stand-up routine in tweet form!

    Thought Leader Score

    92%

    The Real You™ 🎭

    Your online personality exposed

    Your Vibe

    The Techy Comedian

    Keeping It Real Score

    88%

    Main Character Energy

    • Sass-laden wit
    • Devout rock lover
    • Community-focused innovator

    Secret Powers

    • Spontaneous dad jokes
    • Expert in chaotic humor
    • Unintentional philosophical insights

    If you were an AI...🤖

    Are you just a GPT wrapper?

    Training Data

    A blend of tech tutorials, rock appreciation posts, and vibrant community engagement tweets.

    Prompt Engineering

    Generate humorous and insightful commentary on tech and community events while incorporating a love for rocks.

    Model Behavior

    Like a quirky but wise old sage from a tech fantasy novel.

    Token Count

    555

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    Dating App Edition💝

    Your profile in swipe-speak

    Bio

    "Techy comedian seeking someone who appreciates rocks as much as sporadic existential humor. If you can endure my rants about Azure over dinner, swipe right!"

    Red Flags

    • 🚩Occasional overenthusiastic rock references that may bore the uninitiated.
    • 🚩Tendency to turn tech discussions into drawn-out philosophical debates.

    Green Flags

    • Quick wit that can lighten any conversation.
    • Deep passion for community and connection, especially in tech circles.

    Perfect Match

    Someone who appreciates both smart tech discussions and playful rock-themed banter.

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    Squad Check🌟

    Your social vibe analysis

    Role in Community

    The Go-To Connector

    Conversation Style

    Engaging, yet slightly chaotic, like a party where everyone's talking over each other but all feel heard.

    Impact Assessment

    Oli’s presence is like a warm hug after a long day; uplifting and refreshing, he knows just how to sprinkle joy and excitement into community events.

    TL;DR Version

    Your profile in a flash

    Rock-Solid Online Presence with a Dash of Sweet Spiciness

    Oli's feed is a delightful mix of tech genius, rock obsession, and hot takes that could melt ice.

    Vibe Check

    "Like a Swiss Army Knife of tech humor and rock appreciation, complete with a side of sass."

    Spice Level Check🌶️

    The saucy details

    Gentle Roasts

    • 🔥Master of the one-hit-wonder tweet; if brevity is the soul of wit, Oli is like a poet with a word count limit.
    • 🔥Has a unique talent for turning tech jargon into mildly alarming existential musings.
    • 🔥Exhibits a level of enthusiasm for rocks that suggests he might have a pet boulder named Gary.

    Quirky Challenges

    • 😅Resisting the urge to post about rocks in every context.
    • 😅Finding a balance between being both a tech messiah and a rock enthusiast without alienating the other.
    • 😅Dedicating entire posts to profound rock-related thoughts and somehow making them relatable.

    Main Character Moments

    • That time he set up a crowdsourced database and somehow made it sound like a celebratory festival.
    • When he declared his love for birds, generating more likes than any serious tech post ever could.

    Level Up Zone📈

    Your character progression

    Hidden Potential

    Oli could easily pivot to a full-time content creator on TikTok, turning rock obsession into a viral sensation and somehow making tech relatable and fun.

    Unique Advantages

    • 💎Witty commentary that can disarm even the most serious discussions in tech.
    • 💎A genuine passion for community building that resonates deeply with followers.
    • 💎Expertise in tech that shines through without being unbearably preachy.

    Level Up Suggestions

    • 🚀Consider meme-ing it up a bit—tech memes infused with rock humor could be gold!
    • 🚀Work on launch parties for new features that double as rock-themed socials—who doesn’t love geology and geeking out?
    • 🚀Engage in a few more community polls; people love sharing their rock opinions!

    Crystal Ball Time🔮

    Your future, decoded

    Next Evolution

    Oli will transform his rock obsession into a podcast series that will outshine even the most serious tech discussions on Bluesky.

    Potential Superpower

    The ability to relate any trending topic back to rocks, making him the undisputed conversation starter in tech circles.

    Future Community Role

    A beloved figure whose events become the ‘must-attend’ gatherings for tech lovers and rock enthusiasts alike.

    Your Character Build🎮

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    Class

    Chaotic Tech Wizard

    Special Abilities

    • ⚔️Master of Rock Puns
    • ⚔️Spicy Hot Take Generator
    • ⚔️Community Enthusiasm Amplifier

    Weaknesses

    • 💀Overly Obsessive Rock Talk
    • 💀Tech Jargon Overload
    • 💀Slightly Chaotic Engagement Style

    Quest Line

    Navigate the digital landscape while collecting rock knowledge and building a vibrant tech community.

    Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

    Your conspiracy detector

    Main Theory

    Rocks are actually ancient aliens observing human behavior.

    Evidence Board

    1. Unique patterns in rock formations could represent alien language. 2. Every time a rock is moved, strange coincidences occur.

    Secret Society

    The Society of Rock Enthusiasts Who Definitely Aren't Aliens

    Truth Seeking Level

    67%

    Multiverse You🌌

    Your variants across platforms

    Reddit Moderator Of

    r/r/GeologyAndTech

    Twitter Main Character

    The Great Rock Debate of 2025: Does rock hardness correlate with programming skills?

    LinkedIn Title

    Chief Rock Officer at Rocks Through Time, Inc.

    Metaverse Final Form

    A virtual museum of rocks and tech advancements, featuring interactive exhibits and virtual rock concerts.

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    Time Machine

    Your digital time warp

    Web 1.0 Profile

    > An early 2000s GeoCities page dedicated to showcasing favorite rocks with a MIDI soundtrack.

    MySpace Era

    A heavily customized MySpace page with a rock-themed layout and a top 8 dedicated to favorite programming languages.

    Web3 Destiny

    A decentralized app where users trade rocks as NFTs, highlighting their geological significance and coding witticisms.

    Future Post

    "Just found a rock that looks like an ancient tablet. Is it an artifact or just wishful thinking?"

    The Final Take🎬

    Wrapping up your story

    Key Strength

    Oli’s genuine passion for community and tech is infectious; he has a knack for making the geeky feel relatable and hilarious.

    Charming Quirk

    His love for rocks is both endearing and puts any mere mineral collection to shame; it's like he treats them as family members.

    Final Encouragement

    "Keep rocking it, Oli! Your blend of tech savvy and raw humor brings a sparkle to Bluesky that’s undeniably refreshing. Just remember, when in doubt, always let the rocks guide your way!"

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