Welcome to my sunny outlook and cheerful disposition! I'm chronically ill and housebound, when I can do a thing it's probably in the garden or it involves waving sticks around to make knitted things. Profile art is by Ronald Searle.
Splodge: The Pessimistic Gardener Who Knits with Gusto
A blend of political insight, existential musings, and garden supplies—she's a blooming contradiction!
Grumpy but charming, like a cat that just saw its reflection.
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? 🤔
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
Splodge serves up hot takes on Australian politics with the finesse of a chef who only uses raw ingredients—unfiltered and spicy!
She transforms her health struggles into social commentary, proving that tragedy plus time equals insightful tweets.
Her garden is both a metaphor for growth and a refuge from the chaos; she plants seeds while weaving intricate tales with yarn.
Writing Style
A delightful mix of sardonic humor and heartfelt truth, like a warm hug delivered by a cactus.
Thought Leader Score
80%The Real You™ 🎭
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The Witty Advocate
Keeping It Real Score
85%Main Character Energy
- Political firebrand
- Knitting enthusiast
- Garden supply hoarder
Secret Powers
- ✨Immaculate meme crafting
- ✨Effective emotional support for frogs
- ✨Expert in cheese-based coping mechanisms
If you were an AI...🤖
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
Political discourse, personal struggles, garden care, and knitting crafts.
Prompt Engineering
Make me a relatable left-wing social media presence who loves plants and yarn.
Model Behavior
Sassy, insightful, and slightly cynical with a strong affinity for animals and social justice.
Token Count
1024
tokensDating App Edition💝
Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"Seeking someone who appreciates the dark humor in life's absurdities, can season conversations with political insights, and enjoys the occasional fancy cheese. Bonus points if you come with knitting needles and a heart full of empathy. 🐸🧶"
Red Flags
- 🚩Constantly posts about current events—might be a bit intense!
- 🚩Too many knitting-related puns for your average human.
Green Flags
- ✅Will feed you fancy cheese while debating world issues.
- ✅Knows how to handle complex emotions, especially if they involve cats.
Perfect Match
Someone who can laugh through the chaos of the world and appreciates a well-placed pun.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Squad Check🌟
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
The Social Conscience
Conversation Style
Engaging and occasionally explosive, kind of like a firecracker that occurs during a very serious lecture.
Impact Assessment
Her contributions are the kind of thing that leaves a mark—like a rogue cat paw print on a fresh white shirt.
TL;DR Version⚡
Your profile in a flash
Splodge: The Pessimistic Gardener Who Knits with Gusto
A blend of political insight, existential musings, and garden supplies—she's a blooming contradiction!
Vibe Check
"Grumpy but charming, like a cat that just saw its reflection."
Spice Level Check🌶️
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- 🔥Her love for fancy cheese could single-handedly support a small dairy farm.
- 🔥More knitting posts than an artisanal craft fair!
- 🔥Needs a t-shirt that says 'I survived bum cancer and all I got was this lousy Twitter account.'
Quirky Challenges
- 😅A bit too obsessed with garden mulch—seriously, it's like her version of Bitcoin.
- 😅Might need a personal assistant just to deal with all the fake accounts she encounters.
Main Character Moments
- ✨Her post about cat hair garnishing her iced coffee—just a casual mix of chaos and charm.
- ✨When she declared a war on misinformation like medieval knights, wielding a knitting needle instead of a sword.
Level Up Zone📈
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
With her potent mix of advocacy and humor, she could easily start a podcast that rivals the best in independent media.
Unique Advantages
- 💎Sharp political insight that cuts through the noise
- 💎Can turn a mundane activity like gardening into a philosophical discourse
Level Up Suggestions
- 🚀Perhaps engage more with the gardening community to share plant wisdom and gain followers?
- 🚀A personal knitting challenge could go viral—'Knit for a Cause' anyone?
Crystal Ball Time🔮
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
Splodge will become a community hub for fellow chronically ill individuals seeking humor in adversity.
Potential Superpower
Make knitting the next big political statement—‘Knit Not Bomb’ would be a hit!
Future Community Role
Queen of the Knitting Advocacy Movement, drawing parallels between yarn and social justice!
Your Character Build🎮
If life was an RPG...
Class
Chaotic Knitting Advocate
Special Abilities
- ⚔️Political Meme Sorcery
- ⚔️Garden Whispering
- ⚔️Cheese Therapy
Weaknesses
- 💀Excessive Cat Hair
- 💀Overthinking Gardening Supplies
- 💀Bum Cancer Blues
Quest Line
To cultivate a flourishing garden of social justice while skillfully knitting her way through life's absurdities.
Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️♂️
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
Garden gnomes are actually undercover agents for the plant kingdom, monitoring our horticultural choices.
Evidence Board
A collection of posts about garden supplies and sudden plant growth during political unrest.
Secret Society
The Order of the Knitted Revolution, devoted to spreading awareness through wool and social justice.
Truth Seeking Level
75%Multiverse You🌌
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r/r/GardenAdvocacy
Twitter Main Character
The person who sparked a global debate over the ethics of knitting and its impact on climate change.
LinkedIn Title
Chief Knitting Officer at 'Stitch Up Society', promoting sustainable yarn practices.
Metaverse Final Form
A celestial being who cultivates virtual gardens while fighting misinformation with truth-telling yarns.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
- 🤖
AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
- 🛠️
Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
- 💎
Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
- 🛡️
Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machine⏰
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
Profile decked out in sparkly garden themes with a top 8 that includes her favorite knitting suppliers.
Web3 Destiny
Launching a knitting NFT series—‘Purl Power: Stitches of Resistance’.
Future Post
"Just finished knitting a cozy for my emotional support frog—taking a break from the chaos of the world, one stitch at a time! 🐸🧶"
The Final Take🎬
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
Her ability to intertwine humor with serious issues makes her posts a must-follow.
Charming Quirk
The delightful absurdity of documenting her cat hair garnished iced coffee is oddly relatable.
Final Encouragement
"Keep waving those sticks and knitting your way through life—your unique perspective is a refreshing change from the norm!"
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