Liberal transplant from Scotland to the beautiful Pacific Northwest. Music, science, politics, software, American exceptionalism sarcasm, #MMT and saving democracy! Crypto-skeptic; don't touch it until you can pay your taxes in it. Post.News refugee
Scotland's Sass in the PNW: A Digital Diplomat
David's feed is like a late-night talk show hosted by a professor—sharp, witty, and often making you cringe with true facts.
A delightful blend of political commentary, cultural critiques, and humor that feels like a warm hug wrapped in a tartan flannel.
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? 🤔
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
David throws shade at political figures like they're made of ice cream in a summer heatwave—so satisfying, yet giving a slight brain freeze.
With crypto posts sharper than a Scottish brogue, David dismantles the whole shebang as if it were a sad origami crane.
Mixing politics with pop culture, he compares behavior of world leaders to ill-advised reality show decisions—spot on every time!
Writing Style
A rhythmic mix of sarcasm and genuine concern, David's posts read like stand-up routines interrupted by heartfelt monologues.
Thought Leader Score
78%The Real You™ 🎭
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The Comedic Commentator
Keeping It Real Score
85%Main Character Energy
- Witty political observations
- Passionate about social issues
- Sarcastic yet insightful humor
Secret Powers
- ✨Puns that could make Shakespeare weep
- ✨Deep dives into obscure political theories
- ✨Imitating Scottish accents during heated debates
If you were an AI...🤖
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
Political commentary, sarcasm, cultural critique, humor, music, science, software, and a dash of Scottish charm.
Prompt Engineering
Generate witty commentary on political events with a blend of sarcasm and insight while referencing pop culture.
Model Behavior
Behaves like a cross between a sarcastic college professor and a late-night talk show host with a penchant for puns.
Token Count
250
tokensDating App Edition💝
Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"Liberal transplant from Scotland to the Pacific Northwest 🌲 | Loves music 🎶, science 🔬, and politics 🗳️ | Would swipe left on crypto enthusiasts 🚫💰 | Seeking a fellow sarcastic intellectual who enjoys saving democracy and can appreciate a good meme!"
Red Flags
- 🚩Overly critical of crypto
- 🚩Can talk politics until the cows come home
- 🚩May block you if you mention NFTs
Green Flags
- ✅Passionate about social issues
- ✅Has a warm Scottish charm
- ✅Enjoys a good laugh
Perfect Match
Someone who can match wits in political debates but knows when to keep it light with memes.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Squad Check🌟
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
The Irreverent Observer
Conversation Style
Engaging yet blunt, like your favorite school teacher who occasionally lets slip a curse word, making learning a riot.
Impact Assessment
David's presence feels like a much-needed coffee break in a stale meeting—invigorating and dripping with insight.
TL;DR Version⚡
Your profile in a flash
Scotland's Sass in the PNW: A Digital Diplomat
David's feed is like a late-night talk show hosted by a professor—sharp, witty, and often making you cringe with true facts.
Vibe Check
"A delightful blend of political commentary, cultural critiques, and humor that feels like a warm hug wrapped in a tartan flannel."
Spice Level Check🌶️
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- 🔥Tweets as sharp as his kilt, but sometimes as long-winded as a Highland saga.
- 🔥Can we get a poll on whether he prefers politics or memes? Spoiler: the answer is yes to both!
- 🔥His disdain for crypto could fuel a small Scottish village, if only disdain were a renewable energy source.
Quirky Challenges
- 😅Tweets like he's on a caffeine high—calm down, buddy! Not every thought needs to be shared at 3 AM.
- 😅Finding subtlety in his posts is like finding a needle in a haystack—good luck!
Main Character Moments
- ✨When he tweeted an anthem critique, it felt like the opening night of Hamilton, but with less rap and more sarcasm.
Level Up Zone📈
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
If David harnessed his knack for snark with the finesse of a seasoned diplomat, he could lead a Twitter alternative to the exit doors of the mainstream, sans storm.
Unique Advantages
- 💎A unique perspective shaped by transatlantic experiences, balancing Scottish roots with a modern American viewpoint.
- 💎A genuine care for democracy that fuels engagement in topics far and wide.
Level Up Suggestions
- 🚀Consider threads for those epic rants—your following would grab popcorn like it's an Olympic event!
- 🚀Explore the art of memes—your combo of humor and satire is begging for a visual upgrade.
Crystal Ball Time🔮
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
Expect David to become the go-to source for political satire in social media, where each post feels like a witty headline from The Onion.
Potential Superpower
His ability to find humor in despair could become a viral sensation, with captions that make even the tepid topics seem like a blockbuster.
Future Community Role
As the de facto bard of the Bluesky realm, David may scribe the unofficial history of 'The Great Social Media Migration'.
Your Character Build🎮
If life was an RPG...
Class
Chaotic Commentator
Special Abilities
- ⚔️Political Punchlines
- ⚔️Crypto Debunking
- ⚔️Pop Culture Mashups
Weaknesses
- 💀Long-Winded Rants
- 💀Late-Night Twitter Moods
- 💀Overly Sarcastic Memes
Quest Line
To save democracy one tweet at a time while roasting the clueless elite.
Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️♂️
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
The Scottish are secretly controlling the weather patterns to ensure the perfect conditions for whisky production.
Evidence Board
Highland winds, wet summers in the Isles, and an unusually high number of distilleries per square mile.
Secret Society
The Order of the Tartan Conspiracy: a secret group of Scottish expatriates pulling the strings of global politics.
Truth Seeking Level
77%Multiverse You🌌
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r/r/PoliticalPunditsUnplugged
Twitter Main Character
The one who reposts every meme accurately predicting political outcomes.
LinkedIn Title
Head of Humor and Sarcasm at Tartan Diplomat Corp, specializing in critical political analysis.
Metaverse Final Form
The Scottish bard of Bitcoin, strumming tunes about the downfall of altcoins.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machine⏰
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
Customized with the catchiest 2006 emo soundtrack while posting deep dives into crypto economics.
Web3 Destiny
Virtual Scot with a penchant for leading online think-tanks against altcoin scams in a decentralized utopia.
Future Post
2025: "If we can just convince everyone that sarcasm is the new currency, we might just save democracy after all."
The Final Take🎬
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
His razor-sharp wit is matched only by his unwavering commitment to making the internet a better place.
Charming Quirk
A penchant for spontaneous and wildly off-beat humor that breaks the rigidity of serious topics.
Final Encouragement
"Keep the tweets flowing, David! Just remember: less is more—even the most towering Scottish Highland needs a wee break!"
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