Very Married. Like a good laugh & good food Dislike injustices & folk who forget their auld arse. Sometimes a bit sweary. Also like clapping dugs⌠DM's= INSTANT BLOCK unless you know me from the Twitters or ask first.
ScottishWummin: The Political Comedian in the Age of Bluesky
A fiery fusion of heartfelt activism and comedic wit, serving up hot takes with a side of sass.
Think of a Scottish rain showerâintense, unpredictable, and refreshingly honest.
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? đ¤
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
With the finesse of a rugby tackle, they take on media monopolies and NHS privatizationâthis is where they swing their fists for justice!
With the flair of a ballroom champion, they blend humor and critique into a delightful commentary on glitz and gaffesâwho knew critiques could have rhythm?!
From heartfelt to hilariously sarcastic, their life tales read like a Scottish soap operaâfull of drama, laughs, and occasional existential dread.
Writing Style
Gritty and relatable, they embrace Scottish vernacular like an old friend, giving even the most serious subjects a cheeky twist. It's like eating haggis with a side of irreverence.
Thought Leader Score
88%The Real You⢠đ
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The Witty Activist
Keeping It Real Score
90%Main Character Energy
- Passionate about social issues
- Hilariously candid with a salty tongue
- Engages deeply with current events
Secret Powers
- â¨Turning political debates into stand-up routines
- â¨Clapping for dogs and saving the world simultaneously
If you were an AI...đ¤
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
A blend of Scottish humor, social justice activism, and a passion for current events, all seasoned with a sprinkle of swearing and observational comedy.
Prompt Engineering
Create a witty, engaging social media persona that blends humor with activism, focusing on political commentary, dog appreciation, and light-hearted social critiques.
Model Behavior
Behaves like an edgier version of a blend between a stand-up comedian and a social activist.
Token Count
900
tokensDating App Editionđ
Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"Very married but love a good laugh & good food. Passionate about social justice, occasional sweary rants included. Looking for someone to clap for all the dugs and join me for a debate over pints!"
Red Flags
- đŠHas an unyielding passion for social justice which may lead to intense debates at dinner parties.
- đŠSwearing may occur in casual conversationsâconsider yourself warned!
Green Flags
- â Very engaged in meaningful conversations; knows how to balance seriousness with humor.
- â Can appreciate a good dogâand clap for them!
Perfect Match
Someone who enjoys deep talks over a pint, shares a love for classic British humor, and doesnât mind the occasional swear word.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Squad Checkđ
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
The Friendly Neighborhood Social Commentator
Conversation Style
Like a pub chat that accidentally turned into a town hall meetingâeveryone's invited to share, with plenty of laughs and some debate sparks flying!
Impact Assessment
Their posts are like a Scottish ceilidh: everyoneâs dancing to the rhythm, but you might accidentally step on a toe or two.
TL;DR VersionâĄ
Your profile in a flash
ScottishWummin: The Political Comedian in the Age of Bluesky
A fiery fusion of heartfelt activism and comedic wit, serving up hot takes with a side of sass.
Vibe Check
"Think of a Scottish rain showerâintense, unpredictable, and refreshingly honest."
Spice Level Checkđśď¸
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- đĽReads the news more than their kids' bedtime storiesâwho has time for fiction?
- đĽEver tried to fit politics into a tweet? Maybe stick to dog pics next time!
- đĽShould probably get an honorary degree in social commentary, but letâs stick to memes for now.
Quirky Challenges
- đ Balancing the love for Strictly with the disdain for reality TV clichĂŠsâwho knew it was so tough?
- đ Inserting a swear word into every fifth sentence. Itâs practically a Scottish rite of passage!
- đ Creating hashtags that half the time end up being inside jokes. Weâre all in, but do we know whatâs happening?
Main Character Moments
- â¨Calling out misogyny like a Scottish superhero with a mic instead of a sword.
- â¨Bringing the house down with a comment while sipping teaâlike a true British icon, but with more attitude.
Level Up Zoneđ
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
A podcast discussing the absurdities of current events mixed with humor could send them flyingâimagine the fanbase!
Unique Advantages
- đA natural talent for blending comedy with serious discussionsâlike a fine whisky, they get better with age!
- đA loyal follower base that appreciates their brand of humor and heartâperfect for creating community initiatives!
Level Up Suggestions
- đExplore multimedia contentâvideos and podcasts could give new life to their witty takes!
- đConsider leveraging their humor for fundraising effortsâwho wouldnât donate to see them roast politicians live?
Crystal Ball TimeđŽ
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
Expect a rise to prominence as a go-to voice for Scottish humor wrapped in political analysisâthink Billy Connolly meets Noam Chomsky!
Potential Superpower
The ability to roast any politician with precision and comedic timingâconsider it their Batman move!
Future Community Role
May become the unofficial Bluesky ambassador for social justice comedyâleading the charge with jokes and heart!
Your Character BuildđŽ
If life was an RPG...
Class
Lawful Comedian
Special Abilities
- âď¸Political Roast Mastery
- âď¸Strictly Wit
- âď¸Social Justice Advocacy
Weaknesses
- đOverly Passionate Outbursts
- đHaggis-Induced Rants
- đDog Clapping Distractions
Quest Line
To educate and entertain the masses, bantering through the land of Bluesky while holding the powerful accountable.
Down the Rabbit Holeđľď¸ââď¸
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
The Scottish government is secretly filled with dancing politicians who are just in it for the Strictly Come Dancing title.
Evidence Board
1. Increasingly elaborate dance moves in parliament. 2. Politicians appearing on reality TV at alarming rates. 3. A hidden stash of sequins discovered in the Houses of Parliament.
Secret Society
The Society of the Clapping Dugsâpromoting appreciation of dogs and their contributions to society, one clap at a time.
Truth Seeking Level
85%Multiverse Youđ
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r/r/ScottishHumorAndPoliticsâwhere biting humor meets serious debates about the state of the nation.
Twitter Main Character
Getting into a heated Twitter spat with politicians over their latest dance routines and social policies.
LinkedIn Title
CEO of Haggis & Humor Inc., leading initiatives to combine Scottish cuisine with political commentary.
Metaverse Final Form
A holographic stand-up comedian in a virtual pub, simultaneously roasting politicians while sharing recipes for the best haggis.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
- đ ď¸
Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machineâ°
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
Profile decked out with glittery graphics of dancing dogs, playlists of Scottish folk music with a dash of punk, and blog posts about the absurdity of politics.
Web3 Destiny
A decentralized platform where I trade political memes as NFTs, creating a sub-economy of humor and outrage.
Future Post
"5 years later and still waiting for the NHS to get its act together. But hey, at least the dancing politicians have great moves now!"
The Final TakeđŹ
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
Their razor-sharp wit paired with genuine advocacy sets them apart as a true force online.
Charming Quirk
The delightful way they blend Scottish charm with social critiquesâlike haggis with a side of humor.
Final Encouragement
"Keep clapping your dugs and roasting the world, ScottishWummin! The universe could use a lot more laughterâand swear words!"
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