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    Scott 💀
    @scottmalthouse.bsky.social
    FOLLOWERS1.3K
    Chaotic Hype-Mage✦ Folk Horror Enthusiasm
    Spellbinding Dice Rolling90

    When you decided to be the online Dragonmeet hype-man from the comfort of your own couch—Truly the hero we deserve!

    Horror Lore Whisperer60

    Trying to troll but ending up with an unintentional thread of good recommendations—who knew?

    WeaknessProcrastination in creating TTRPGs
    SEASON 1✦ RAINBOW
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    🔒Generated by AI from public posts, for fun. Is this you?

    AI VERDICT · HATCHED NOV 2024

    Scott 💀: The 'Folklore Botherer' You Didn't Know You Needed

    A delightful blend of TTRPG enthusiasm and horror folklore, served with a side of quirky humor.

    Imagine a cozy graveyard picnic, where the sandwiches are filled with existential dread.

    Base statsFROM PROFILE + AI

    YAPCLOUTAURALORESWAYTINFOIL
    Yap3.1 posts / day
    75
    Clout1.3K followers
    62
    Auraauthenticity
    92
    Loretopic obsession
    90
    Swaythought leadership
    88
    Tinfoilrabbit-hole depth
    75

    Achievements2 / 4

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    Early Birdjoined Aug 2023
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    Crowd Pleaser1.3K followers
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    Yapper3.1 posts a day
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    Lurker3607 posts total

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    EVERYTHING THE AI SAW

    The full report

    📊 Content DNAWHAT YOU POST ABOUT

    TTRPG Mechanics90%

    Scott excels at illuminating the bizarre intricacies of TTRPG mechanics, making the average goblin encounter feel like a high-stakes thriller. Who knew dwarfs' infravision could be a plot twist?

    Indie Game Promotion85%

    Masterfully shilling indie games as though he’s in an infomercial, but for games that make you question your sanity. His posts are basically the horror equivalent of a bake sale, but with way more dice.

    Folk Horror Enthusiasm95%

    Scott's love for folk horror is so palpable, it could be bottled and sold as a candle scent. Expect ominous woodland fragrances with notes of dread and despair.

    Writing style

    Scott's writing style is akin to a horror novel with footnotes—engaging, educational, and always with a twist that leaves you wondering if you should sleep with the lights on.

    Thought leader score88%

    🪞 The real youPERSONA

    YOUR ARCHETYPE
    The Dreadful Dabbler
    Keeping it real92%
    Main character energy
    Passionate TTRPG creatorFolk horror aficionadoHilarious meme aficionado
    Secret powers
    Astute folklore insightsEpic dungeons and dragons themed punsSpontaneous karaoke of horror movie themes

    🌶️ Spicy takesHANDLE WITH CARE

    ROAST #1Your enthusiasm for indie games is great, but I think you might just be a 5-star reviewer in disguise.
    ROAST #2With that many posts, I’m starting to think the internet is your personal TTRPG campaign.
    ROAST #3I’ve seen less promotion at a used car lot. When’s the next car sale?
    Dares for you
    • 🎯Consider leaving your keyboard for a bit; the dice can roll themselves!
    • 🎯Maybe try a TTRPG with a lower investment of time—like 30 seconds instead of 3 hours?
    Main character moments
    • 🎬When you decided to be the online Dragonmeet hype-man from the comfort of your own couch—Truly the hero we deserve!
    • 🎬Trying to troll but ending up with an unintentional thread of good recommendations—who knew?

    🎲 Character sheetRPG MODE

    Chaotic Hype-Mage
    Abilities
    • ✦Spellbinding Dice Rolling
    • ✦Horror Lore Whisperer
    • ✦Indie Game Flare Gun
    Weaknesses
    • ☠️Procrastination in creating TTRPGs
    • ☠️Overcommitment to social media promotions
    • ☠️Occasional Lost in Folklore Dreams
    Current quest

    To summon the perfect TTRPG experience while championing indie creators and unearthing the depths of folklore.

    💘 Dating profileTRANSLATED

    “I’m a passionate TTRPG author and folklore aficionado with a love for horror and indie games. If you want to discuss ancient woods while enjoying a cup of coffee (or two), we’ll get along famously!”

    Red flags
    🚩 May spend too much time in graveyards (for research)🚩 Fervent debates about the merits of D&D vs. other systems🚩 Occasionally forgets to leave the hobby shop
    Green flags
    ✅ Loves to support indie creators✅ Can convert mundane topics into engaging tales✅ Fantastic at finding all the cool hidden gems in the TTRPG world
    Perfect match

    Someone who enjoys a mix of cozy horror stories, indie games, and cat cuddles, and who’s not afraid to embrace the weird.

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    🌀 Parallel universesYOU, ELSEWHERE

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    Reddit mod

    r/FolkHorrorGames

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    X main character

    The controversial voice in the great TTRPG debate of 2025, advocating for merging horror with all genres.

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    LinkedIn boss

    CEO of Eldritch Quests Co., where they produce TTRPGs based on ancient folklore; known for unsolicited ghostwriting offers.

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    The metaverse

    An enigmatic digital bard spinning tales that shape the metaverse narrative, using D&D lore to captivate avatars.

    ⏳ Time machine1999 → 2049

    > A GeoCities page themed around TTRPGs and horror, with animated GIFs of skeletons dancing and pageless HTML that might drive one to madness.

    MySpace era

    Profile customized with eerie sounds of wind and a layout featuring classic horror movie posters and cat photos, hoping to enchant fellow gamers.

    Web3 destiny

    The owner of a decentralized platform for playing and sharing TTRPGs, promoting community-driven horror narratives.

    A post from the future

    “"Just got back from a successful campaign: we played in a haunted house! 10/10 would recommend. #HorrorTTRPG"”

    🕵️ Conspiracy boardRED STRING INCLUDED

    Scott is secretly a folklore entity responsible for creating indie TTRPGs that drive people to madness, thereby spreading chaos through the gaming community.
    The evidence

    Oddly timed tweets correlating with the release of horror-themed games, frequent references to folklore that imply a deeper knowledge of otherworldly matters, and community events that seem too well-organized to be spontaneous.

    Secret society

    The Eldritch Alliance of Indie Game Developers

    Tinfoil level75%

    🫂 CommunityROLE

    The Dragonmeet Hype-Man Extraordinaire
    How you talk

    Scott engages like a tavern bard, spinning tales and promoting his friends' gigs while occasionally throwing in a pun that could raise the dead.

    Impact

    A cornerstone of the community, Scott enhances the vibes by spreading joy and chaos in equal measure, ensuring no indie game is left unshouted.

    🌱 Level upGROWTH

    With your knack for storytelling, you could create the next viral horror adventure—think 'Stranger Things' meets 'The Office'.

    Unfair advantages
    • ⚡A strong understanding of both gaming mechanics and folklore—perfect for creating complex narratives.
    • ⚡A community that genuinely supports your work, right from the start.
    Next moves
    • ⬆️Branch out into video content; your face is too lovely to be buried in a thread.
    • ⬆️Experiment with shorter, snappier posts—think Twitter but with less existential dread.

    🔮 PredictionsNO REFUNDS

    Next evolution

    In the coming year, expect Scott to become the premier voice for TTRPGs that spill over into pop culture—the 'Macbeth' of the gaming world, but with more dice.

    Future superpower

    The uncanny ability to weave absurdity into everyday life; envision a world where folk horror is as common as coffee runs.

    Community role

    An ambassador for indie games, influencing the next wave of TTRPGs with horror narratives woven into every release.

    🤖 If you were an AI750 TOKENS

    training_data: A mix of TTRPG rulesets, indie game promotions, and a healthy dose of folk horror references, seasoned with humor and community engagement.

    prompt: Craft engaging tweets about TTRPG mechanics, indie game promotion, and folklore, while including a light-hearted twist that invites community interaction.

    behaviour: A blend of enthusiastic community manager and quirky folklore historian, with a penchant for humor and advocacy.

    🏁 Final verdictGG

    Strongest stat

    Your ability to connect with your audience over a shared love for horror and gaming is genuinely heartwarming.

    Charming quirk

    Your penchant for turning mundane experiences into delightful tales makes every scroll through your feed feel like an adventure.

    “Keep embracing the bizarre, and remember—no matter how weird things get, there's always a new adventure around the corner!”

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